You're dying.

[gred]

"Fuck you I'm a dragon"
My dad would get it.

 

[Vacancie]

"Respawn in 3... 2... 1"

 

[Alpha Centauri]

FREEEEEEEDDDOOOOMMMMM!!!!!

 

[Tuddle]

"At least I have chicken."

(If I was dying in a bed next to you my last word would be)
No........Because of you no one gets chicken.

On Topic I would say:
Fucking Hell, I need a drink.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.184046-Satisfy-your-thirst-in-Fucking-Hell

 

[chronohinata]

"I'm just kidding, guys! I'm actually fine!"

And then promptly die.

 

[MeltedGeneral]

"You see, to gain immortality you have to fi....."

 

[Totenkopf]

People die, ideas will never perish

 

[rokkolpo]

You lie in a hospitable bed,you're friends and family by your side,you have contracted a disease with no cure,you're just about to die.
What are your last words?
Personally,I would make my family hate me before I died to spare them sadness,so my last words would be alone the lines of:
"I hate you all."

they would probably find that endearing.

since they know you don't mean it.
family knows.

 

[Dark Angel Warlord]

i would gather my kids around me

and say i am not your father the milk man is

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

You lie in a hospitable bed,you're friends and family by your side,you have contracted a disease with no cure,you're just about to die.
What are your last words?
Personally,I would make my family hate me before I died to spare them sadness,so my last words would be alone the lines of:
"I hate you all."

they would probably find that endearing.

since they know you don't mean it.
family knows.

Damn you and your logic!

 

[Scappo]

"Ancora Imparo"

"I am still learning"

--Spoken by Michaelangelo on his death bed

 

[SoloStoffe]

As my crying wife is holding my hand on my deathbed, my last words will be:

"Promise me.... That you'll tell the housemaid... That she's good in bed..."

 

[Elburzito]

"Balls...."
Im not gay.....

 

[ArcWinter]

"No cure? Really? Damn, and I'm the only one.(long pause) Oil sauce!"

OR

"Take five dozen eggs, mix da fuck outta 'em, and whadda ya get? PENIS!"

It will convince them I'm insane, and thus awesome. I'll probably be canonized.

 

[Dark Angel Warlord]

ROSEBUD

 

[chemistry35]

I would switch to a robotic voice and say, "Medical attention needed. Major lacerations detected. Medical attention need-" I would have to time that perfectly though.

I hope I paraphrased that well enough someone gets it.

 

[Claptrap]

"I wonder if there will be cake"

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Another one.
"Sometimes one must die,to save many,the cure is hidden in my-"
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

 

[gothic wolf]

your mother plays card games in hell!!!! (with a fake kinda demonic voice)
and hopefully i dont need to explain that

 

[Dark Angel Warlord]

i know who shot john f kennedy and proof of alien landing in roswell new mexico in the 1950s and proof of biggest conspiracies of mankinds history.. where i put the proof is Ack Ack GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ( dies)