You've just become emperor of the world. What's your first decree?

[hyrulegaybar]

My first decree is to tax every last damn religion out there. What about you?

My first decree would be to impose a 25% income tax on all atheists and give the money to religious organizations.

My second decree would be to imprison all atheists who insulted all religions blindly based on the prejudice they have from the one religion they grew up with and rejected.

My third decree would be to require you to be 25 before you were allowed internet access.

Well, fortunately I'm neither an atheist nor under 25. Maybe I just think it's unfair to exempt religions from taxation.

 

[Mr. Gency]

I'd give every religion there own land and give some to the atheists. They will be free to follow their beliefs and they can visit or move to other lands. As long as no one tries to take more land or breaks my other rules (I will make them as far as possible), they are free to do what ever they want.

As emperor, I will be loved.

 

[Doctor Glocktor]

Im changing my answer. All atheists, scientists, and religious beleivers must attend senstivity training, to learn that blindly insulting people is bad.

 

[hannan4mitch]

Mandatory higher education. If you can go, you will go. And you will graduate.
Also, the best students will be sent to the Imperial Institute (a global think tank for solving global problems).

 

[TK421]

That people under 18 who write and record music will be punished. Severely. Possibly by death.

I like this one.

all stupid people are to be shot, and i reserve the right to declare people stupid on a whim

And this one.
I don't really have any ideas of my own right now. Maybe later?

 

[Shock and Awe]

Resign, I hate monarchies.

For a less boring answer I would start funding space marines.

 

[hannan4mitch]

I will have a public burning of Fox Network and its employees. mwhahaha

To add a little irony, ignite the blaze with one of Limbaugh's cigars (which he must light and throw in himself)

 

[TOGSolid]

Impose mandatory regulation on child birth.

screamo

Decree #2: Ban Screamo and put that guy to the death.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

create the deathstar immediately without that fucking hole.

lets see who tries to ***** at me first.

but really, i'd abolish the fuck out of whoever became an elitist or tried to pull any bullshit

vatican city, you think your superior? BAM. you done.

gaza strip, you think you can keep that fighting? BAM. one hit kill.

osama you think you can hide? gotcha *****. bam.

regardless after all that, i'd at least try to make the world a more unified place..so trade/cultures/countries can learn to accept each other better and just make it an overall easier place for everyone to live in.

oh and of course claim antartica for myself.

 

[manaman]

My first decree will be to name a friend, who has always wanted to take over the world, as my successor, should I resign. Then, I would resign, because I don't wanna be responsible for the entire damn world.

Much easier to rule from the shadows anyway. That what the figure head gets all the blame when things inevitable start to circle the drain.

I would have every single person that supports the Democratic Party of the United States brutally tortured and murdered. I would have Obama's head on a stick in my front yard...

I have quite a few conservative leanings myself, but come on, that's just hate speak there.

 

[WorldCritic]

No more Disney Channel.

 

[evilartist]

Control the world population. Make aspiring parents fill out job/background information and take aptitude and psychological tests, to determine who should be allowed to raise another human life. There are too many damaged people from broken homes nowadays.

 

[Gudrests]

Take all the money from the rich, equalize the populace and focus it all towards space exploration.

do that and watch the money go right back to the same before you did that.

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

1st Decree: I dunno something which protects me against assasination attempts. (Shut up, I just don't wanna be killed on my first day.)

2nd Decree: Order Valve to hurry the hell up with Episode Three!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My first decree would be: There shall be death!

And then there would be death.

 

[MrJohnson]

Ban American beers. Fucking awful shit, only alcohol we make that's any good is Whiskey and Tequila.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Control the world population. Make aspiring parents fill out job/background information and take aptitude and psychological tests, to determine who should be allowed to raise another human life. There are too many damaged people from broken homes nowadays.

Ninja.
My second decree: I demand cupcakes!

 

[Godavari]

Honestly, I would probably end up creating a horrible iron-fisted dictatorship in order to secure what I thought would be an "ideal" society.

 

[bubba145]

Me i would order the creation of one currency. i hate exchange rates.
number 2 Make travel easier no more custome where one planet.
3 start a joined space program.
4 figure some way to end poverty.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Everyone has to go.