You've just become emperor of the world. What's your first decree?

[Norks]

I would demand the construction of a space luxury yacht that would also serve as my orbiting palace.

I like this one too.

 

[Canid117]

Gratuitous use of autotune is punishable by death.

 

[Magnesium360]

New laws.
Minor: Consistent and exceptionally bad grammar, finishing sentences in "but", excessive distribution of homework, consistent and exceptional stupidity. Violator must wear a pink corduroy 3 piece suit between 6am and 10pm monday - saturday for a month. 6am - 10:23pm on sunday. Said suit will read "I Love Justin Bieber" on the back to maximise effectiveness of punishment.

Medium: Growing a "rat tail" haircut, puting an infants hair into a "braintree" or "Topknot", Telemarketing, using lol, rofl, etc. in speech*, various similar crimes. 3-12 days jail time.

Major: posting lolcats, playng or singing to Justin Bieber in public. If you are truly depraved enought to do EITHER of the aboved you will be, in order of number of offences warned, jailed for one month, fined in excess of $2000 for damages.

 

[subject_87]

Anyone who says 'The cake is a lie', 'it's over 9000', etc. will be sentenced to life in prison with no parole.

 

[gbemery]

My first decree would be to start the Great Purification and burn the heretics in the fires of the Inquisition. Then followed by the second to start the Great Crusade into the stars and spread Holy Terra's influence across the galaxy!

 

[Scarecrow]

I dont' want to make a problem, but I did a post 1 day ago that was very much like this. You would not know much about it because not many people saw it. I'm just saying that in the future you sould check if there are any simiarler threads before you post somthing. Because you might have to deal with someone who is not as understanding as I. Just a little advaice.

 

[Insanum]

I'd rename the Capital, Or the Planet "There".

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I shall create a Senate that consists of a Representative from every country, and a list of problems to solve. I also demand work to continue on the Highlander game and a copy the second it comes out.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

My first decree would be to impose a 25% income tax on all atheists and give the money to religious organizations.

My second decree would be to imprison all atheists who insulted all religions blindly based on the prejudice they have from the one religion they grew up with and rejected.

I like the way you think raven so I'd either go with what you said or:
* Make being an athiest illegal and demand that all now former athiests join an official religion (ie Buddism, Hindu, Christianity, Judaism, Islam, etc no. Also no fake/made up religons like "pastafarianism" "or Scientology")
* dismantle and redistribute the funds of athiest organizations.
* Stephen Myers is to be excuted live on TV and all twilight fans must watch before burning all garbage assocated with her movies and books and all Twilight websites are from here on out shutdown forever
* Ban any sciences dedicated to disproving the existance of God
* Restore the Roman Coliseum to its former glory and have any and all religious extremists(regardless of religion) rounded up, where they fight to the death using whatever weapons I give to them that day. the final 10 left I execute personally on live TV
* Pot is now legal the world over
* No bans on guns but strict enforcement to keep them out of the hands of criminals and in the hands of responible law abiding people
* My Hometown is to changed how I see fit and a statue depicting me along side my select few Best friends is to be erected where my old house stood if its no longer in tact
* Make Jerusalem the Global capital where I set up my base of Operations/palace just outside the holy city

and thats all I have for now

 

[vento 231]

I would beat up the last three presidents, I dispise Clinton, Bush, and Obama.
Edit: O, and ban any anti-gun laws, and kill all who have posted to abolish atheism, or any other religon on this thread.

 

[Blackjack 222]

My first would souns bad without the oens following it.

1) All religions will be taxed into 3rd world poverty.
2) No parents can raise a child into believing a religion is correct
3) Put EVERYONE in japan under the watch of a psychiatrist(serious Atom bomb messed them up its for their own good)
4) you must be 18 to subscribe to WoW, if your parents sign you up you will be punished
5) anyone currently under the age of 18 playing a Video game(17 would be acceptable depending on maturity) will be put the fuck to death.
6) any kid in a video game bragging about how drunk/high/"having sex with his girlfriend" will be put to death after being beaten savagely
7) Shit to end world hunger
9) Anything associated with twilight is to be annihilated with great prejudice
9) Step down and give the position to a friend i have no business leading

 

[Muffinthraka]

Everyone gets their own silly hat!

 

[DreadfulSorry]

Disarm every nuclear weapon and force all the world leaders to talk to each other like friggin adults, and stop shooting each other.

 

[Slavik_91]

Kill all the politicians and religious leaders, implanting the all knowing Caek as the true God

 

[Rasputin1]

I would get all the worlds weapons, guns, nukes, missiles and all the like, then distribute them in all the major cities with a tag on each saying "Go nuts."

 

[Jedoro]

I would create Spectres a la Mass Effect. They wouldn't answer to a council, though, just me.

 

[Tolerant Fanboy]

I decree that someone explain how I became emperor of the world, posthaste! The emperor refuses to be confused for longer than absolutely necessary. The emperor has also decided to refer to himself in the third person. Because he can.

 

[The Warden]

That gay marriage is legal everywhere, and that all gays currently in Civil Unions are officially married.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you are homosexual.

Wrong limb, I am not gay, I can't even imagine a crotch up my butt, cause I don't play that way. However, I think Gay's deserve the right to be married, and I am tired of people saying that it's "Immoral" And that it "Ruins Marriage". If god thought gay marriage was Immoral then a rather big percent of the Population wouldn't be gay.

True, the hatred of gays has always had a incredibly retarded argument. I'm actually bi myself.

 

[vento 231]

Mine? Jail all smokers and destroy all tobacco and hemp and pot.

Seriously.

Why, I don't smoke but I think that as long as your doing something LEGAL it's fine, it isn't ur body they're harming is it?

 

[Smeg_head]

My first decree is to tax every last damn religion out there. What about you?

This makes me thankful Buddhism is more of a way of life 8D
My first decree is to make earphones/headphones in public mandatory regardless of the music or occasion, music may only be played if it is a booked concert, or if there is the consent of at least half the people within earshot(Somewhat 5-50m depending on volume.)