You've just become emperor of the world. What's your first decree?

[Erana]

I'd have a speech and say, "Escape into your own fantasies!
I shall continue to dance for your world of illusions!
I shall dance for eternity as the witch who brings you dread!
You and I.
Together, we shall create the final fantasy.
Within are life and death and sweet dreams.
The witch travels toward the eternal illusion!"

Just because Square should haven't messed up Edea's speech in Final Fantasy 8. Everyone who got the refrence would be given a year's supply of cookies, and I would go on to be a wonderful, benevolent world leader, and never speak of the speech again.

[small] By the way, this [http://thelifestream.net/final-fantasy-vii/ultimania-translations-final-fantasy-vii/6043/ffviii-ultimania-and-related-translations-continue/] is the link to the place with the accurate translations of FF8. Its quite fascinating. And yes, ff8's main antagonist was a lot more epic than anyone seems to remember.[/small]

 

[Twilight_guy]

Turn to your immediate neighbor *pause* Now hug him or her.

Best. Day. EVER!

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

At high noon tomorrow, a massive crate of military-grade firearms, explosives, and body armor will be airlifted into the center of every town in the world. First come first serve, so take whatever you can get, but if you use them on anyone you'll be hauled off, tortured, and publicly executed. Then, a week after--on the DOT--all laws everywhere are repealed, all corporations are seized by the government, and all religious orginizations are forcefully disbanded. Then, ten minutes later, everyone on earth will recieve a communique detailing their next door neighbor's plans to kill them, loot their house, and make off with their spouses, as well as evidence that they plan to do so within the next five minutes.

Should be lulzy.

Can I hide wherever you are?
I really don't want to be caught up in a crossfire between Italians (my family), bogans (my across-the-road neighbours) and some other crazies around here.

I'll pay you!

If I was Emperor:
1. Microsoft and Apple will merge, creating the world's largest computer company.
2. All major gaming companies will merge together. If the CEO's refuse, then the company shall be disbanded and the CEO publicly executed via CD cannon.
3. McDonalds is free every weekend.
4. EVERYONE gets a top-of-the-range gaming computer, with both sets of OS. (See point 1)
5. Disband all military groups, have them surrender their weapons. If a country refuses, then all others have free reign to annihilate them.
6. All memes are to be removed, especially the really stupid ones, like 'The cake is a lie' because it isn't! (See point 7)
7. FREE CAKE ON FRIDAY!

Yeah, I'm a bit crazy!

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I would fake my own death and watch the carnage that ensues as everyone attempts to claim my former power.

 

[0bserv3]

that the first nation to find a way to travel between stars in under one lifetime gets to become the well off, upper class.

 

[Karthek]

*RULE #1*
every person below the age of 15 on xbox live will be punished...severly!
*RULE #2*
CAKE FOR ALL ^_^

 

[Kaymish]

ban every religion upon pain of death except the official religion whose deity is the new god emperor

 

[Nukarama]

I am just informed."Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, Scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese. True?"

All women are henceforth to wear MINISKIRTS at all times!

YES.

 

[Skeletor 0]

MY first Decree bans all female clothing!
nah that's boring... sexy but boring
ummm... probably
That people under 18 who write and record music will be punished. Severely. Possibly by death
and
that everyone in the world must do their best to make the world a better place regardless of what they get out of it!

 

[vance32]

kill off 99.9 percent of the population and use the dead people for meat ehhh im lazy

 

[Sacman]

my first decree as Emperor would anyone who doesn't like Deus Ex will have there minds purged because they're obviously deviant. Second Valve has exactly 1 month to finish and release Half-Life 2 episode 3 by penalty of death... oh wait too harsh or maybe penalty of reduced critical appraisal. Finally anyone who even mentions the words "Hard Scoping" will be publicly humiliated and slowly tortured and executed...

 

[antigodoflife]

What's the point of having the Empire of "Antigodoflife-atopia" (Earth) if there's no one to declare war on? The whole world is run by me - and that'd be boring.

I guess the mass execution of those who purposely stunt their intellegence for popularity and mothers who force their kids into beauty pagents will be my first degree.

 

[murlo360]

First decree! all who kill will be killed which in turn i will be killed for making the law and my whole kingdom will go downhill.

 

[AdamRBi]

All News networks must report news, if you prefer to run Opinion shows then you can not report on news. I want to be sure all my following decrees are reported without newscasters bickering on ether it's wrong or right when they're just suppost to tell people what it is. (Looking at you, Fox News)

 

[Lizmichi]

That all sex crimes are a capitol offense and that making bad games comes with a heavy fine.

 

[CronosYamato]

Hmmm... I would decree that every racist and intolerant person be sentanced to death by volcano. That and that all cities have a zombie-plan. They're real I tell you!!