You've just become emperor of the world. What's your first decree?

[xanderkun]

Bring the Pope to justice and turn Vatican City into the largest Genocide Museum on the face of the planet. Turn their coffers over to the most secular relief and aid group I could find. Pluck offending priest into a slave-powered homeless shelter staff. I'm sure I can get a few more years out of the older ones. Turn the Creationist 'Museum' into a dino-themed park for the little ones and evolution education center with interactive exhibits for the all ages. Make every church pay their back taxes.

Free Strawberry Creme Pie Month.

....

I don't think I should be given power. D:

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

1st Decree? End the opression of gamers ever where. No more laws will be passed censoring a violent game, any one caught telling a video gamer to get a life will be executed on the spot, no trial.

"And from this day forward today: the 17th of July, shall be known world wide as 50% off all video game titles day."

2nd Decree? The Pope must become my personal buttler if he so wishes to keep possesion of his little religion.

 

[orangebandguy]

Abolition of all religion and advance mankind's conquest of the stars.

Obviously.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Dismantle the Mom Blog and execute Bieber.

 

[Reveras]

This

Down with Apple! Including the iPod and iPhone.

and this

I decree that all bars will only serve whisky or vodka.

I think it's time that we call for a revolution!

On thread: I would ban every french acadian country band ever.

Seriously, you start liking Miley Cyrus after hearing that.

This + Acapella music, which, to put it mildly, is ear rape.

 

[Weaver]

Finish Duke Nukem Forever!

 

[Dana22]

I would delete the internet.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

so no cake? nooooooooooooooo...

Well, ones daily nutritional requirements may well be met with a cake of sorts...all required foddstuffs mushed together and cooked into a sort of nutrient cake.

 

[Captain Pancake]

I'd just want people to like me. I would make a decree that allowed me to take any person off the street and take them out for a drink.

 

[Oskar K]

Execute everybody who ever abused an animal by first ripping their nails off cutten the tip of the fingers off break their legs cut theyre eyelids off and then get a group of vulentered children to kill them off with a pistol while the abusers family watched and then feed the body to sharks!... and ban any other form of music exept the one i like... well at least ban it in my backgarden.

 

[Wintermoot]

I will change the country in a dictator ship and every year I will hold a sort-off olympics the winner will become my servant and the old servant will be send to a neighbouring country too tell how awesome I am

 

[Mechsoap]

so no cake? nooooooooooooooo...

Well, ones daily nutritional requirements may well be met with a cake of sorts...all required foddstuffs mushed together and cooked into a sort of nutrient cake.

healthy cake? nooooooooooooooooooo....

 

[thylasos]

Everybody must get stoned.

 

[Ithera]

Naturally I'd crack down on civil liberties. Turning the world into a police world. Security personnel on every corner with a clear "no nonsense" disposition, ensure that the dregs and miscreants of society are kept in line.

An intensive propaganda campaign ensures that Average Joe six pack is kept in check, and firmly believes that all my excessive measures are for his own good. But all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. So once every year the populace get to venerate their beloved autocrat in a magnificent feast day! State television sends a holiday special about yours truly, and the people get to gorge themselves on extra food rations (alcohol not included).

 

[Royta]

Using all powers known to man to transform me into the first Super Saiyan.

 

[Yeager942]

Kill all the mimes.

 

[Beastialman]

Assign Penn & Teller, some smart unlobbied psychologist, Stephen King, and possibly Dr. Steel to root out evil organizations that I could abolish (PETA, Scientology, etc).

Then I would force Valve to work non-stop on Half Life Episode 3, then Duke Nukem, then another round of updates for each class on TF2.

I would then legalize pot, send in the military to destroy all the truly harmful drugs (except for tobacco and alcohol). I would hunt them down relentlessly.

After that Penn & Teller would be assigned Co-Emperor and I to a lesser position.

 

[Broken Blade]

All arguments and fights must be solved by smacking one another with foam bats. Especially religious strife.