Recent content by Che Marlee

A piece of fan fiction can be taken seriously, such as with Wide Sargasso Sea. It's essentially a piece of fan fiction of Jane Eyre, and it's pretty much treated as canon. Which is annoying, as it's quite bad.

How do you mean 'if evolution had gone differently'? That's pretty damn vague. As far as I can see, no creature would ever be able to produce fire from their mouths without having to swallow something first, and I don't believe that a creature could naturally grow wings that could allow flight...

Gossip magazine journalists. All the other professions serve some purpose, whether we like them or not. BUT WE DO NOT NEED TO KNOW EVERY FACET OF THE LIFE OF SOMEONE WE WILL LIKELY NEVER MEET. I don't even know that much about people I'm friends with, so why the fuck should we need all this...

Any multiplayer achievement in The Darkness, because no-one ever plays online on it.

No, it's definitely Hitler; or 'The Leader'.

Bionic Commando's villain is Hitler. I fail to see how that can be beaten.

Aliens.

Hmm... It seems I taught it the answer to the riddle 'As I was going to St. Ive's'. Me: As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives Each wife had seven sacks Each sack had seven cats Each cat had seven kits Kits, cats, sacks, wives How many were going to St Ives? CB: 343 Me: No...

That is exactly what I was thinking.

But the game is a murder mystery, and the fans, who happen to be the people this film will be mainly targeted at, will already know who did it. That's pointless.

I'm going to assume Miyamoto's behind everything. That was brilliant. I loved Krazy Kratos, the insanely odd musical interlude, the battle with Luigi and Mario and everything else. That was an excellent end.

The skipping rope section in Final Fantasy 9; it was pretty fun.

The only reason I didn't like her was because of the first time you meet her. When she turns to Jacob and says "I'm never wrong Jacob, I thought you knew that by now". It was just so arrogant that it turned me off her for the rest of the game. I can see how Liara was a bit boring, but...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/the-escapist-presents/1039-Live-Chat-with-Ben-Yahtzee-Croshaw He answers in here, but it's a fairly long video.

The Springfield Files. It's full of the best lines in any Simpsons episodes ever. "The bus had to keep the SPEED over 50, and if the SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called... 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down' etc.