Recent content by Dopey Trout

TS WHY PUT EMG'S IN A £3000 GUITAR? JUST BUY SOMETHING MADE OF PLYWOOD AND GET THE SAME EFFECT that, with a set of BareKnuckle Painkillers in it

durr *flops* *struggles for breath*

Of 2009 it's gotta be Freaxxx by Brokencyde

It's more a symbolic gesture of "national solidarity and prestige" than anything else. It's a publicity stunt so Alex Salmond can stay in power

I reckon I could pull off being a sniper, unfortunately I doubt I'd be well characterised since I'm not Catholic and don't have the Bible memorised

Eragon was shit, I Am Legend was plain wrong and Hitchhiker's wasn't great. My all time worst is the Queen of the Damned by Anne Rice. An absolutely genius (pair of) books which do a lot to rationalise the human condition and the wages of immortality. The film was an hour and a half crapfest...

Boy in Striped Pyjamas I know I'll probably get flamed for this, but I was so boring and generic, and the ending just screamed "lets be as tragic as possible to get kudos with the Schindler's List crowd" Just my opinion

True Crime: Streets of LA That game was kitten-punchingly awful, yet I 100%'d it (not that it was hard)

The Alone In The Dark soundtrack was fantastic, but favourite is probably either Shadow of the Colossus or MGS3, both of which have been posted before Maybe one of the Silent Hill's too EDIT: ^ curse you

I have a couple beanies, a couple of baseball caps, a cadet cap, a Russian "fur" hat, a Vietcong helmet, and a top hat I love all of them

Do this, now

A massive row of filing cabinets, perfectly organised. But nothing is marked, there is no map and half of the drawers are welded shut

Porcupine Tree (my perfect band, spotify them there aren't any good youtube links; and every affiliated side project (of which there are LOADS)) Anathema (originally doom metal, later albums are more proggy ambient awesomeness) Swallow The Sun (epic Scandinavian doom metal) Aeon Spoke...

I'd like to say that my country would be communism without the flaws but seeing as how the flaw in communism is the people that run it it wouldn't really work. However the mascot would invariably be the Awesome Face

To me, Requiem For A Dream. It just beautifully and savagely makes you feel for every single character as they whittle their life away grasping for what they think they need, while the whole time what they really want is right in front of them. It's truly agonising and emotionally distressing...