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A pair of Supra Vaiders (Black Leather MOFO!!!).

"Trey Bizzle," as in Triple Bizzle, as in Three Balls. Kinda self-explanitory.

That man is made of win. Honestly, I wish I had the voice of Ludacris. If you remember that "the hat goes deeper" speech he gave in Rocknrolla (if you saw that movie, which if you haven't you should), then you'll understand what I'm talking about. For some reason, that seemed so badass when I...

Honestly, I think crossbows just aren't the best weapon for "modern" shooters. Cool in Half-Life, but even then it was only because of it being the only sniping weapon in the game. Bioshock did it okay, but even then it was just a situational weapon (what with the trap bolt). I dont know...

Even though Oblivion was a "regular-ass" RPG, it played like a mumorpuger. You had to grind for all your skills, grind to get ingredients, grind to get money, etc. More or less, Fallout 3 seemed the same way to me.

Point Man: HOLY SHIIIIIIT!!! WTF WAS THAT!?!?!?!!? Or Isaac (Dead Space): God, this suit is hot! And why couldn't those marine douchebags drop a gun or something? And - OMG WTF IS THAT!?!?!? Going from the Freeman's Mind school of silent protagonists.

I have mine on the old school ringing (sounds like the old-ass phones you hear in 40's mob flicks), but when I get texts messages, I have a recording of me talking like Meatwad saying "Yo, *****! You got a text message!" Lucily, I keep it on vibrate most of the time.

Raptor Jesus, Darth Vader, and Captain Murphy. I'm going under the assumption that we're on L4D rules.

"Fuck yeah!" indeed. OT: A kangaroo... that wouldn't punch or kick me in the face.

I think female gamers are awesome (with the obvious "as long as they're not all like 'Hai!!1 dats rite im a girl playin a vidya game!!!111eleven'"), but I honestly don't think they'd wanna play anything remotely shootery with me, what with all my swearing and use of the word "biatch." Something...

Honestly, the only "sexual proclivities" I'm into are somewhat tame and normal (at least in the wonderful world of porn). I'm a fan of squirting, I'm an ass man, I got a thing for red heads, I prefer black and latin women, I did a girl on her period, and I get turned on by busting my nut on a...

Realistically, if shit was goin' down Red Dawn or Freedom Fighters style, then yeah, I'd kill for my country. Otherwise, I honestly don't have the patriotism or the need to shoot things that comes with the army. Also, if my boss was a complete dick, I'd have to fight off the strong urge to shoot...

My dad's a gaming OG. He played D&D and Champions before they went anywhere near the PC, and even then, he played those old text adventure games. Suprisingly, he still plays all the PC shooters that come out, though its only been recently that I've convinced him to play the 360. If it wasn't for...

Moby Dick. I'd punch him right in the face. Just so I can say "I punched a whale in the face."

That guy from the Dos Equis ads. If he punched me in the face, I'd be unable to fight off the urge to thank him.