Recent content by Ernie1042

It's probably silly, but the first game I thought of was ObsCure: The Aftermath. Which is obscure for good reason: it really really sucks.

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The only thing I can think of is lying about my age on accounts before I turned 18. Whenever I forgot a password and it asked me my age to recover it, there was always the panic of trying to remember what fake birthday I used.

Squirrel Girl [http://marvel.com/universe/Squirrel_Girl], the best superhero ever created.

When you can't jump. You can be playing a grizzled marine who can kill six dragons before breakfast, but he somehow lacks the proper joints to propel himself a few inches into the air. So you have to walk around every little potato sack and trash can littering the ground because the developers...

The most obviously one I can think of would be Mass Effect 3. Not that is has the most beautiful scenery, but that it is incredibly detailed and beautiful for a game that has the same cover-based-shooting mechanics as the typical dull, brown FPS games out now. You don't need to take the...

Hair. Definitely the most noticeable physical trait for me. Not really length or color or style, just how clean and taken-care-of it looks. It's usually a good judge for how well a guy takes care of the rest of himself too! Personality wise you gotta have a guy with a sense of humor that...

This. I honestly can't think of a way they can play the ending to make it better while still keeping the main parts that were the problem. A DLC for the ending that made it better would have to completely re-write the "twist" about the Crucible. Still, they can fix plot holes and add...

Seconding this SO HARD. I know you've gotten a lot of replies and won't even check out half of them, but seriously. I watched it a few weeks ago and it's just the perfect mixture of everything. It's got action, romance, high-school setting, drama, deep characterizations, and even a lot of...

Yes! I wanted this to be a good game so bad. I was kinda heartbroken when the f'ed it up. But by trying to squeeze crappy Wiimote controls in there, gameplay got way too frustrating. I don't even care about the whole "OMG SAMUS IZ TALKIN" part. I don't know if you've seen the Wii...

I kinda liked Fable 3. The instances with the Crawler? Where everythings all crazy and there's shadow monsters and whatnot? I really liked that. But the middle part where it's all completeing sidequests and buying houses was boring. To analyze you, I'd say it's because it's got so many...

I always skip the tutorials. It makes life exciting. *five hours into gameplay* "I can do that?! Yeah!"

Yeah, but the PC version is always about $10 cheaper; I had to get the X-Bawks version because my computer is crap. And the normal price was about $30, so I didn't save much. Christmas gift is just a gift.

Sex is something that has you to get in someone's personal bubble and make them feel better, which requires a lot of trust. So, like hugging, it took on a very personal meaning. Even moreso than kissing or touching because it really shows what a person is like without restraint, when they are...

There wasn't really a swarm for games at my Walmart, but it was around 12:30 when I got there. Only about a quarter of the games were gone, and I got Left 4 Dead 2 for about $30. Not bad. But there was a $350 tv going on sale for $200 at 5 am and there was already quite a line at 12:30, so...