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My new shoes, unfortunately not business shoes, so I can't wear them for work tomorrow, a cloth belt that needs to be cleaned a cook book a disassembled drum kit that never really worked when assembled, and in about a minute, half the things on my bed. It's a warm night.

There's a good chance that Hitler was part of the development of Video Games. Haha, Godwin's Law.

Where's a good place to buy burlap?

"Want to do it longer? Then call Advanced Medical Institute today! You'll now have no excuse for being premature!" I think the funniest part of the whole deal is a news program showed that the product is quite ineffective in most areas regarding being premature. Possibly because it was a...

On the final story of Space Wolf: The Second Omnibus, and I can't believe it took me half a year to get there.

Runescape is probably the only game I ever consistently play, give up on, come back to, play, and give up on again. I'm about five days away from my give up on stage again. Assuming I don't renew again.

Jimmy Gibbs! Noooooooooo!

A Critical Sandvich, perfect fuel for taunting little babies.

I'm tied between Sins of a Solar Empire, and Dawn of War. Sins because I haven't played it in a while and need to come up with a better way to support my selection, and Dawn of War, because... Orks.

"Have a happy Holocaust..." Fallout 3, Keller Family tapes.

Name of sidekick: Mark the Mallow Sidekick powers: He's a pretty good damage sponge, built like an Easter Island head. Sidekick Motto: "Hehehe, MY TURN." Sidekick costume/tools: His fists, and a hammer. Sidekick background: Picked this big fella up from a tavern. There weren't...

"Are you ready?" "OK!!" "3, 2, 1! Go!" "I WAS BOOOOOOOOORN IN A CROSS-FIRE HURRICANE!"

Caramelldansen. It's my music drug right now.

I HATE when you sit down and get comfortable then either: -The phone rings, and it's in the other end of the house. -Someone's at the door/ -Someone asks for a hand.

Shot myself in my left eye with a toy paintball gun. For a grievance I did myself that should actually have been worse? I was helping demolishing a house, when I knocked out the supports to an overhanging closet, it swang down like a freaking pendulum of doom and grazed my right shoulder ever...