Recent content by Joachim Aachen

A broken pen etching the universal symbol for health, because I love to draw (though I'm not very good at it) and I want to be a Pharmacist some day.

This. EXACTLY THIS. You like, read my mind. ESPECIALLY the Good Eats. Alton Brown is the god of the Food Network, screw Bobby Flay. Except without maybe all the Justice League/Batman/Superhero related (save for Drawn Together) cartoons. Along with this lovely idea, I'd also add USA...

Typhlosion! GO CRYSTAL VERSION. |'D Then came a Golduck, and those were the only two. ):

Hmm... my biggest WTF moment would have to be when I had JUST made it to Girdershade as a simple level eight or so character, hardly any health to my name and no Stimpaks. I'd just fought off three Yao Guais, two Giant Radscorpions and a Robobrain and, just as my brother said "What if a Giant...

Solid Snake, Chris Redfield, and Ezio Auditore de Firenze. ? Solid Snake because he would keep his cool even when something bit his arm off. And his sniping skills would be awesome. ? Chris Redfield because... well, kind of a given there. He could punch the zombies in the face? ._. ...

I'd be a flying/grass type (perhaps a spin-off of a Tropius?) And I'd know: Razor Leaf Solarbeam Aerial Ace and Body Slam

The ending of Resident Evil 5. Yeah, you all know what happens.

I use the word 'like' much too often when uneeded, my English teacher has told me, forcing me to re-say my whole 'whateverthehellIjustsaid' over again. Also, sometimes if I talk too fast, then I have a tendency to stutter or forget the words so that my brain has to formulate again. I don't...

^This. Also the reason I've only played with Sheva once. ONCE, I TELL YOU.

I'd have to say... either Dewgong or Golduck. Yeah. Golduck is the shiznit.

You'd be surprised if you went to the same school I go to, man. Some of the teachers/students in my district of Oklahoma are rather against homosexuals and their marriage/adoption rights. I've gotten in to many a fight in school over that. As for the whole bible thing, I've got to totally agree...

As in hide under the car, or defeat Ocelot on the first try? Because when I mean hide under the car, I mean I would not move a single inch when waiting for that crying ***** to pop out of the underbrush. If you mean the Ocelot thing, well, I have to say that was the most awkward fighting...

When I beat Crying Wolf from Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots on my first try. Granted, I hid under the car most of the time to keep myself away from the frogs, but I felt so satisfied that I beat her with a simple assault rifle. Oh, and when I fought Ocelot and beat him on my first...

As soon as I saw this, I burst out laughing. Math can be so funny sometimes. This too:

"In a battle of wits, I don't want to fight against someone who is unarmed."- my boyfriend, though he probably got that from somewhere. And, "The problem with reality is that there is no background music."- I don't remember, google it.