Recent content by Loafers

I will get it eventually, but I want to secure my chances of getting Brütal Legend first. Tight on cash.

Wait... so you say it has a bad combat system because it gives you logical choices of weapory in a medieval fantasy Action RPG? Armored Core has a bad combat system because you can only use a giant robot in a 3rd person view? Also I saw Batman: Arkham Asylum to be less about an involved...

Just because that impaling squishy dark noise never stops being unsettling, and the music is very sad. You think you can run away in time... but...

All of the benefits of being a vampire, like being lumped in with the ones that sparkle.

That's odd, doesn't someone remember a company that makes software, an internet browser, operating systems, and a gaming console? I think they said that "nobody wants backwards compatibility"? I seem to remember them hastily adding that feature once they were laughed at.

Ron Perlman would only work if he said "War, war never changes." at the beginning and end of every match.

Seriously. For all we know it could be a whole movie based on when Deadpool was just a cancer-striken mercenary.

The only thing I could even think would be re-releasing it at a cheaper price. Making a new one would just end with LucasArts failing to deliver a similar (or better) experience.

The black belt from Final Fantasy I. Go ahead and look at his sprite when he's not facing the screen on the world/area map. That is one poorly drawn ass, it really stands out.

1. Make minions do stereotypical evil things 2. Stop hiding the master key to my super lair in the dungeon, or stop hiding the tool required to destroy me and/or navigate through said super lair. 3. Victory!

Two words: Soccer Practice

Ah yes, House of the Dead. Also the guards saying "Stop right there, criminal scum!" in Oblivion is hilarious, but at no fault of its own really.

Yes, anything from the infamous Nintendo CD-I games are laughable. Having conversations with Morte in Planescape: Torment always end in a laugh. You know your top priority after waking up in a mortuary is to pick up zombie chicks. Also Earthbound, Grim Fandango (Monkey Island, etc).

The whole point of MadWorld was a brawling game with a little interaction with the environment, all while satirizing American television. Are you going to tell me Smash T.V. was just a cash-in?

Yes it's rather hilarious when people try to pick on others by calling them nerds/geeks for playing video games. Oh yes you think it sound derogatory, but all you just said was "You're a person who has a superior hobby and better sense of humor than me." Usually I thank people for the comment.