Recent content by otterdude

Your post made as much of an impression on me as a water gun makes on a tank.

...Are you sure you're playing the right game?

I'm a fanboy of any character in a game whom, if I met in real life, I would consider to be at the very least a friend. This more often happens with female characters, probably because I don't have a girlfriend. For example, in Left 4 Dead, I always find myself putting the needs of Zoey...

There's no concrete definition for a "gamer" other than a person who plays video games. And some people will disagree with that, saying playing Halo or Madden or things of that sort don't make you a "real gamer." They stick people with sub-labels upon sub labels "casual gamer" "PC gamer" "WoW...

Don't create an expensive DLC that is required to download any other much cheaper DLC, even would-be free ones that come as a promotion from Dr. Pepper. *cough* Mass Effect 2

I hate her music. I hate her costumes. I hate how popular she is. I hate vans. I hate trainyards.

Never watched it, never want to. I know it couldn't possibly be as popular as it is for good reasons. Plus it's quite obviously a chick movie. I'm just waiting for them to finish this crap and move on to the next dumb fad. Hopefully they don't ruin anything else for me like they did to vampires.

I'd bring Cloud from FF7 into reality just so I can kill him. Or for more practical purposes, a Pidgeot from Pokemon. Why waste money on gas when I can use Fly? :D

A console version of Farmville.

Buckethead. And if you think he can just play fast with no melody or rythm, check out C2B3 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjOM5YjMZ8w]

You felt more attracted to the characters in Mass Effect than you ever have to an actual person. You've ever thought "Wouldn't it be cool if Pokemon were real?" On your birthday, you hear level up music/sounds from your favorite RPG. The word "NPC" has worked itself into your normal...