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10 and 13, they're also my favourite games of all time. These games have the most human characters I've ever seen, and the graphics and summons in each are fucking awesome (for 10, relative to it's time, at least). Even though the Eidolons in 13 are kinda weak, most of the time not as strong...

I have two that I vaguely remember: The first was me pretty much tearing shit up alongside Lightning. I was riding Styria and Nix, she was riding Odin and we were thoroughly ruining PSICOM's day. The best scene I remember was us speeding through Palumpolum, we hit a bunch of troops but tore...

Got the Collector's Edition, first day, it's fucking awesome. I haven't finished it yet, but I reckon it might even beat Final Fantasy 10 for the crown of Greatest Game of All Time.

Well is seems the cut musicians are still working with Square, so it's all good. And I know I'll love any music associated with a Final Fantasy game (except Dancing Mad, that sucks), it's happened with My Hands in Final Fantasy 13. High-five for Pavlovian conditioning!

The Bro Code forbids it. My friends and I would never dare break it.

Nope, not gonna be one either. These things are mine, so you can keep your fuckin hands off them.

Get a job, steal money, sell sperm.

Final Fantasy XIII. Pre-ordered the Collector's Edition, can't fucking wait. 9 days! So bloody close.

John Farnham and the singers from: Coldplay Korpiklaani John Butler Trio (I don't know their names)

Bros before hos, obviously. Breaking this rules gives your bros a blank check of dead arms and corked legs for eternity. PDAs are a grave insult to a bro, any bro who makes a PDA in the presence of a bro gets punched in the face. Any bro who refers to a women as his "soulmate" gets...

Punch things.

Final Fantasy is definitely on top. Square have never made a game that wasn't awesome. Runners up are: Jak & Daxter Assassins Creed Sly Racoon

I have a few: "Chesire, look." (staring at Bayonetta's tits)"Oh, I'm lookin" (doing a double take and spotting the missiles headed for them)"Oh, fuck me!" Bayonetta is full of great ones. "I think you had so much on your mind that you couldn't even take your next step. You're...

Oh, fuck me.

Hekatoncheir, cool guy, likes playing volleyball with golems. No, I'm too laid back to worry about stuff.