4 reasons why I thought Metal Gear Solid 4's story sucked...
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Re-read my posts, in their entirety, and you'll become aware of the poignant factoid that nags at me just now. That is, of course, that I was not attacking anyone.
Take note: I measured in words the concept that the game worked for some people, and did not for others, and was actually playing internet white knight for the guy who disliked the game and was subsequently hated upon with rain made of bullets. It will always be that way; I also made issue with people misrepresenting certain aspects of the game out of laziness to wiki-pedia some semi-decent plot synopsis.
Furthermore, and also lastly (so rejoice), I do not have issue with your review. It is scathing and meant to be so, but still somewhat complementary of the game insofar as to state that it is generally better then most piles of you-know-what forked onto you-know-who these days. I grasp that you took my post as an affront to your opinion, whereas I stated a counter-opinion, with fact in any measure never entering either of our arguments at any one point, but do not despair insofar as to misquote a previous post I made on the assumption that you must defend your work.
We both know this is entirely unnecessary, and you do now, because the post will be explained in this way: A simple denouncement of a running trend to be "cynical-humorousi-commonplaci" (in no exacting scientific terms) in the exact same manner that your work was posted. Take note, I did not use pictures--a nice touch on your end.
All is said and done, and you've come to the conclusion that you can dish and receive your own brand of humor (actually, it's common enough to be everyones brand these days--let us say a poor homage to the sites patron, though he hardly originated the format) without a great deal of fuss and we are once more friends who may share ice cream. You may be happy with comments dating after mine that supported your efforts and made the entire idea seem more worthwhile and fulfilling.
Oh, wait, I was supposed to be done a paragraph ago. I had best beset my editors to trim my script.
And that's the game, as she once put it.
I liked this and I agree mostly with the "holywood blockbuster and cop-out endings" part - oh do I hate that epilogue scene, anyway, very funny, but I'm gonna admit that MGS4's story is my guilty pleasure, it's very well done and I don't know why people don't appreciate it more, despite how stupid it is.
It was too much like a teenage sucidial the whole time..The freinds didn't want him to but he kept on and on trying to bring out our emotions through fucking cutscene after cutscene. Also could the ending have ended worsly plox? Like its all sunny and happiness at the ending even though hes been..Seduced 5 times, shot out a mancannon, Microwaved. Robot buttfucked a million times...But no hes goes out and bes gay with octocan instead of taking meryl from behind or mei ling..ElArabDeMagnifico said:
Oh man. I'm experimenting with audacity to record this review as part of a video and that first sentence is fucking killing me. I can't breathe enough to get the fucker out.
Eh, I'm all for him being what most guys should be but jesus christ. The women don't even zip up their shirts well! They are like begging for his snake and he says no..Indigo_Dingo said:
Good point but I don't think hes carrying around a cup in that suit though..So he should still be able to get some use. As you can see when he upskirts naomi.Indigo_Dingo said:
Yeah but I think in naomis talk she says something about FOXDIE cutting off the swimmys..Doesn't mean blood can't form down there though..He would be the perfect woman pleasurizer if he isn't coughing on her..Decoy Doctorpus said:
Actually he can live for about 30 more years..The new FOXDIE drebin put into him will uproot the old and it will eventually malfunction but it will be just like the orignal FOXDIE so he will die but not until he has a three-way with sunny and octacon i'md guessing..Indigo_Dingo said:
sigh ! to TC : if you are on fire and if you want to disparage or to bash a video game so badly , better tag a "WARNING : CONTAINS MASSIVE FANBOYISM INSIDE" into the thread title .
your fruitless criticism is just another copycat whining like ign.ers' . it contains no real information to add to my gaming knowledge . just throw away this your first post , go back to play MGS4 for at least 52 hours , search the net what people are saying about MGS4's story , storytelling and script , think ! think ! think ! , analyze all MGS4 storywising info and experience lurking into your mind and make an infrastructurable fusion with them for your "why its story sucks!" , come back , rewrite your first post professionally .
read this : http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=1124
criticism written with fanboyism harms future of video game interactive entertainment .
ja ne !
your fruitless criticism is just another copycat whining like ign.ers' . it contains no real information to add to my gaming knowledge . just throw away this your first post , go back to play MGS4 for at least 52 hours , search the net what people are saying about MGS4's story , storytelling and script , think ! think ! think ! , analyze all MGS4 storywising info and experience lurking into your mind and make an infrastructurable fusion with them for your "why its story sucks!" , come back , rewrite your first post professionally .
read this : http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=1124
criticism written with fanboyism harms future of video game interactive entertainment .
ja ne !
i think that regardless of your opinion of MGS4 or the points the guy made, it was extreamly well written and very funny.
i also liked the fact you were funny and cynical without me feeling that you were ripping off yatzee which seems to be a problem with anyone writting a funny review so well done man.
i also liked the fact you were funny and cynical without me feeling that you were ripping off yatzee which seems to be a problem with anyone writting a funny review so well done man.
I just had a thought, why do people complain about MGSs storyline in the first place?
Yeah, it's bat shit bonkers. Yeah, it's confusing. Yeah, it can be described as idiotic and retarted. But I thought people were begging for originality?
People are complaining that there are to many generic FPSs on the market and they want new interesting games to fill there need, well, out comes MGS and everyone complains that it's stupid and moronic even though it's something ORIGINAL like No More Heroes.
Did anyone complain about No More Heros being bat shit crazy or completely idiotic? No, they said it was a work of art and all that junk. But since MGS is so crazy and so ORIGINAL I may add, it is apparantly too original for some people.
But I guess I'm talking about storyline, but that falls under the same people complaining about how every game is "save the world from aliens" or "arabs with nukes" and stuff.
Yeah, it's bat shit bonkers. Yeah, it's confusing. Yeah, it can be described as idiotic and retarted. But I thought people were begging for originality?
People are complaining that there are to many generic FPSs on the market and they want new interesting games to fill there need, well, out comes MGS and everyone complains that it's stupid and moronic even though it's something ORIGINAL like No More Heroes.
Did anyone complain about No More Heros being bat shit crazy or completely idiotic? No, they said it was a work of art and all that junk. But since MGS is so crazy and so ORIGINAL I may add, it is apparantly too original for some people.
But I guess I'm talking about storyline, but that falls under the same people complaining about how every game is "save the world from aliens" or "arabs with nukes" and stuff.