5 words to your past self

[nolongerhere]

Wait. Has it started? Oh

I'd probably just fuck it up.

 

[MaskedMori]

The winning lottery numbers are: #####. (Do numbers count?)

 

[DrunkWithPower]

"bet $1,000,000 on the Giants" for the Giants vs Patriots Superbowl.

 

[KarumaK]

1997

Buy Google Stock! Fuck School.

 

[Swadodragon]

"AVOID WOW AT ALL COSTS" that is all

 

[pirateninj4]

Achieve your potential at school. High school,5th form.

 

[Abi79]

GET. UP. YOU. LAZY. BASTARD.

Exactly that, five years ago. Too much wasted time.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

"Tomorrow, you're going to die."

Hey, c'mon, I make jokes at my expense all the time. Why not take it a step further?

 

[AvsJoe]

I would go back to the day when I first started delivering papers and tell myself: "Get a separate bank account."
This would hopefully lead to a separate past where my dad *didn't* steal $4000 from me.

 

[IcyEvils]

I am you seeing me.

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

Aimee is not that great.

I'd have to go back three or four years. I was crazy about this girl, and when she left me i was crushed. moped about for months afterwards.

 

[Baldry]

Girls I had a chance with

4 hours ago, "go for it, you pussycat"

Or

6 years ago "go for it, big baby"

 

[fedpayne]

Get that thing checked out

 

[Disaster Button]

"Turn Left."

It's all that needs to be said..
someone get the reference pleeeeasssseee

 

[Spitfire175]

About 12 years back, and I would say to the 17-year-old me: "Stop thinking about her, idiot!"

 

[Sparrow]

Pre-order Limited Edition Fallout 3.

"Turn Left."

It's all that needs to be said..
someone get the reference pleeeeasssseee

The Doctor Who episode?

 

[data_not_found]

In January 2007

"Iphone! Buy apple stock!"

 

[ellie91]

You will get better- a couple of years ago

 

[BeastofShadow]

Kiss. Her. You. Fucking. Idiot.