A friendly warning.

[Code Monkey]

Transformers Two, and Battlefield: Earth.

The former makes me foam at the mouth, the latter makes my brain hurt.

Oh, and Twilight. When I started watching it, I thought to myself: Oh shit, what If I actually like this move?
Luckily, after 10 minutes, I realized that was impossible.

 

[Kialee]

Lady in the Water.
SPOILER: Nothing happens. It's a pretty damn dull movie.

 

[Wardnath]

Umm, I suppose I'd say "Flower of Flesh and Blood". Look it up on Wiki.

From what I've seen, the way it's filmed, you wouldn't even know it was all special effects.

Not recommended for people who are still afraid of Offended.

Also, Meet the Spartans. My God, that was so painful.

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem

Ehh, it's not that bad. But then again, I went to see it just to see aliens kill everything.

 

[Cheesus333]

I always think 'friendly warning' is something of an oxymoron, but in this context it's probably right.

If any of you frequent 'Robots With Feelings' (Dave[footnote]Might be Matt. It's one of the two.[/footnote] from Explosm's site) then you'll know what I mean when I say don't bother with Tokyo Gore Police.

EDIT: OH ALSO - never see The Golden Compass. That's the only film that ever actually ruined a book for me.
And Northern Lights was a damn good book :C

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

Harmageddon. with out a doubt the most painfully terrible anime i have ever seen. It's over 2 hours of pain.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

More on-topic, try not to watch Avatar if you can help it. If you do, watch it in 2D.

I'm being forced to watch it in 3D, is it really that bad?

If i had to un-see anything it would probably be the marble hornets series on youtube. Slender man still creeps me out.

Marble Hornets is just the worst, most creepy thing ever to be filmed. The first time I watched those videos, I had nightmares, and I've watched every horror movie I could.

I've heard a lot about this. What is it exactly? I'm curious.

 

[Phoenixlight]

Two of the worst films of all time:
-Cloverfield
-Behind enemy lines 2

 

[Tenkage]

Hostle....some things can not be unseen

 

[Arcanite Ripper]

Hmm. I can't think of any universal films I wouldn't recommend to anyone, though I can give a friendly warning on the subject...

Please don't ever go through your parents closet. It's not worth it to find that one christmas present.

 

[Elephant Walker19]

I'm suprised that noone has said it yet, but... If you've seen "Bruno", then you know what scene made my friend spew cheese and beer all over my brand new (at the time) carpet.

Is it that one scene where

Spoiler: warning gross stuff talked about

Bruno shows a video of himself thrusting and his dick is floping around.

OT:Farmhouse you can tell it was rushed or had a low budget and the "good guys" murder there own baby for money.

 

[Citizen.Erased]

Serbian film. I only saw the trailer and heard about one particular scene and that was enough for me to decide that NO ONE in their right mind should EVER watch that movie. To further illustrate how messed up this movie is here is the description of that awful scene-

Spoiler

A man is forced to perform sex on a pregnant women and then performs the same act on a new born child until it's dead..... and then some.

I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now.

That movie was FUCKING FUCKED UP. NEVER WATCH IT!! I was SICK watching it, I vomited on my fucking computer desk. A poor excuse to put the most traumatizing and controversial acts all together in 2 hours of pure fuckedupness. The man who made this movie should be executed for crimes against humanity. He is a grade one fucking jerkass and probably gets off on watching babies get raped. Disgusting.

Jesus fucking christ, sorry, just seeing the name of the movie gets me raging.

 

[Xerosch]

Silent Hill - No Escape

It's a six part render movie by a fan of the series. At first it seems harmless (as in story and the animation) but in the end it will steal your sleep.
Seriously, this guy perfected the creeping terror the first games were about in a way that makes you shit your pants. You should think about downloading it twice...

 

[Kilaknux]

The Human Centipede.

Don't. Just.... Don't.

kdrhgjbsrfvbirbtoebrvwlhbhfbv GAH!
FUCK! You had to remind me! Oh God, my brain!

 

[imnot]

Teeth. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE! Don't ask about it, don't see it, don't even think about it. You have been warned. What movies do you Escapists want to warn your fellow nerd of?

I heard about this :/
And Star Wars I, II and III. Plus whatever the hell that Clone wars thing was

i thought III was good, other two where meh.

 

[USSR]

The happening was mediocre and not scary.

That movie was hilarious!
How could one not watch that!?

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Marble Hornets is just the worst, most creepy thing ever to be filmed. The first time I watched those videos, I had nightmares, and I've watched every horror movie I could.

I've heard a lot about this. What is it exactly? I'm curious.

The Scary Thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.211546-The-scary-thread?page=1] Post number 16 brings up an example and there is some discussion further in the thread.

Just ... look, it's called "The scary thread" and the stuff posted in it is mostly meant to be scary, and I linked it to explain something described thus:

Marble Hornets is just the worst, most creepy thing ever to be filmed. The first time I watched those videos, I had nightmares, and I've watched every horror movie I could.

... so consider yourself warned, okay?

Silent Hill - No Escape

It's a six part render movie by a fan of the series. At first it seems harmless (as in story and the animation) but in the end it will steal your sleep.
Seriously, this guy perfected the creeping terror the first games were about in a way that makes you shit your pants. You should think about downloading it twice...

Why would I want to download it twice?

 

[jamesworkshop]

We here always talk about horrifying and weird movies that have scarred us for life. This thread is to warn people about movies we've seen that we wish we could un-see.
Teeth. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE! Don't ask about it, don't see it, don't even think about it. You have been warned. What movies do you Escapists want to warn your fellow nerd of?

I found Teeth to be a comedy and not the laughing at kind. The idea of giant vagina teeth makes me giggle. My gay roommate is convinced that it's true and that inside every vagina is Indiana Jones with that damn golden monkey statue ready to run when the boulder falls.

you found it to be a comedy because it was suppossed to be a black comedy

The intent of black comedy is often for the audience to experience both laughter and discomfort, sometimes simultaneously.

 

[V TheSystem V]

I want to unsee High School Musical so bad. They got all the stereotypes wrong (they made skaters talk like rappers for God's sakes!) and I hate Zac Efron. Vanessa Hudgens...not so much, but the acting wass so BAD! And the script so cheesy it made Cheddar cheese feel ashamed.

Apart from that, nothing much. But I wanna see Teeth out of vague curiosity.