Ill answer. Because it gets lodged in your urinary tract and cant be taken out without an operation. Google "what can the candiru do to you song"Blatherscythe said:
A Real Animal You Never Want to Meet
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The dudes face at the end made me crack up.MMMowman said:
This is the greatest "I'm giving you guys an excuse to haunt each others nightmares" thread ever!
EDIT: I feel I should add another animal to this list. The highly toxic Snooki.
Warning do not get within twenty yards of the snooki or you may be infected with seven kinds of herpes, three kinds of syphilis, six kinds of Gonorrhea, and possibly some scabies thrown in there.
STAY AWAY
You realise that all deaths related to bullants were due to anaphylaxis caused by an allergic reaction, right? And that only roughly 3% of people have this allergy?Vilcus said:
If you're slow enough to let bullants of all things swarm you and not smart enough to 'stop drop and roll' when they start trying, you deserve to find out if (a) you're allergic to bullant bites/stings and/or (b) just how many bullant bites/stings it takes to kill someone outright.
Rednecks.
Not to beconfused with 'Derro'.
Population: Too many
Danger level: Below Yahtzee but above Great White Shark
Method of killing: Ganging up 30 to 1.
Level of Intelligence: Somewhere between dung beetle and truck tyre.
Okay, no, being serious: Gorilla. From far away they're glorious cousins, but anywhere closer than, lets say, the TV, and I begin to get cold feet.
Not to beconfused with 'Derro'.
Population: Too many
Danger level: Below Yahtzee but above Great White Shark
Method of killing: Ganging up 30 to 1.
Level of Intelligence: Somewhere between dung beetle and truck tyre.
Okay, no, being serious: Gorilla. From far away they're glorious cousins, but anywhere closer than, lets say, the TV, and I begin to get cold feet.
Any spider larger than something I cant see.
Yes, I am dangerously arachnophobic.
Edit: All of you whom have posted images of large spiders, I now hate you on principle. ARGH!
Yes, I am dangerously arachnophobic.
Edit: All of you whom have posted images of large spiders, I now hate you on principle. ARGH!
Parasitic wasps - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/841401.stm - and Bot Flies - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botfly - both scare the crap out of me. I'll take big hairy scaley buggers with teeth and claws over tiny insidious things with injectors any day.
My dad ate some goldfish once....OT: a mountain lion. I would probably only see one while out camping, and my family won't let me own a gun.Julianking93 said:
I'll just throw this one out there. Komodo dragons, even if you escape the attack they'll stalk you till their bacteria makes you week enough to kill. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7CQInAXoqY
Though really I'd be much more afraid of other things, a lot that have already been listed.
Though really I'd be much more afraid of other things, a lot that have already been listed.
Were they those things that are supposed to fight epic battles with whales in the deep sea?Zaldin said:
I read that somewhere once, no idea if it is true, that they found these whales with scars the shape of tentacle-suckers and by the size of the wounds the squid must have been as large as the whale.
Now if that isn´t one epic fight, I don´t know what is ;-)
But we won´t meet one, ever.
I...eat...your...BODY!Julianking93 said:
*Slurp*
I eat it up!
Anyways, I would hate to encounter a wild wolf. Honestly, they're incredibly strong, hostile, territorial, and can rip you apart in seconds.