A Real Animal You Never Want to Meet

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skeliton112

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Blatherscythe said:
Marv21 said:
The Amazionian Candiru fish....deadly deadly little critters
Why?
Ill answer. Because it gets lodged in your urinary tract and cant be taken out without an operation. Google "what can the candiru do to you song"
 

Canid117

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MMMowman said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQWgUht-ObI
Beat this (watch the ending)
The dudes face at the end made me crack up.

This is the greatest "I'm giving you guys an excuse to haunt each others nightmares" thread ever!

EDIT: I feel I should add another animal to this list. The highly toxic Snooki.



Warning do not get within twenty yards of the snooki or you may be infected with seven kinds of herpes, three kinds of syphilis, six kinds of Gonorrhea, and possibly some scabies thrown in there.

STAY AWAY
 

RhombusHatesYou

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Vilcus said:
Different sub-species present different threats. The ones that live in the forests are more dangerous. Not because they're more venomous or anything, but because you're in their natural habitat. Trying to burn one of their nests in the forest would get you killed.
You realise that all deaths related to bullants were due to anaphylaxis caused by an allergic reaction, right? And that only roughly 3% of people have this allergy?

If you're slow enough to let bullants of all things swarm you and not smart enough to 'stop drop and roll' when they start trying, you deserve to find out if (a) you're allergic to bullant bites/stings and/or (b) just how many bullant bites/stings it takes to kill someone outright.
 

TailstheHedgehog

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Rednecks.
Not to beconfused with 'Derro'.
Population: Too many
Danger level: Below Yahtzee but above Great White Shark
Method of killing: Ganging up 30 to 1.
Level of Intelligence: Somewhere between dung beetle and truck tyre.

Okay, no, being serious: Gorilla. From far away they're glorious cousins, but anywhere closer than, lets say, the TV, and I begin to get cold feet.
 

Buschmaki

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I would never want to meet a candiru. They swim up your penis and gnaw on your sphincter.
 

ShadowsofHope

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Any spider larger than something I cant see.

Yes, I am dangerously arachnophobic.

Edit: All of you whom have posted images of large spiders, I now hate you on principle. ARGH!
 

Reynard Wrecce

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Parasitic wasps - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/841401.stm - and Bot Flies - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botfly - both scare the crap out of me. I'll take big hairy scaley buggers with teeth and claws over tiny insidious things with injectors any day.
 

XJ-0461

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Anything with teeth bigger than mine or anything with venom in it somewhere. Basically anything that can kill me.
 

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Julianking93 said:
Snakehead fish.

These things are motherfucking crazy.

My dad ate some goldfish once....OT: a mountain lion. I would probably only see one while out camping, and my family won't let me own a gun.
 

Zaldin

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I'll pass on meeting a giant squid, tyvm. Eyes the size of pizza's. Pizza's damnit!
 

TheHermit

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I'll just throw this one out there. Komodo dragons, even if you escape the attack they'll stalk you till their bacteria makes you week enough to kill. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7CQInAXoqY

Though really I'd be much more afraid of other things, a lot that have already been listed.
 

Crystalite

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Zaldin said:
I'll pass on meeting a giant squid, tyvm. Eyes the size of pizza's. Pizza's damnit!
Were they those things that are supposed to fight epic battles with whales in the deep sea?

I read that somewhere once, no idea if it is true, that they found these whales with scars the shape of tentacle-suckers and by the size of the wounds the squid must have been as large as the whale.

Now if that isn´t one epic fight, I don´t know what is ;-)

But we won´t meet one, ever.
 

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Blatherscythe said:
Skullkid4187 said:
Psssh the Megaladon is bigger. But a hippo.....you see one...FUCKING RUN!
Living animals man. And yes, Hippos will fuck your shit up, why are all animals from Africa so territorial and vicous?
Was about to post Spineosaurus, then I saw this. Now I'm sad.
 

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Julianking93 said:
Snakehead fish.

These things are motherfucking crazy.

I...eat...your...BODY!
*Slurp*
I eat it up!

Anyways, I would hate to encounter a wild wolf. Honestly, they're incredibly strong, hostile, territorial, and can rip you apart in seconds.