Do you have a silly secret useless talent?

[mr-fix_it]

i can put my thumbs up behind my knuckels for maybe a 1 cm or two and i can poke my arteries (the one inte arm) whit my long finger from the same arm damn that did sound wierd know it probally sounds as something completly diffrent then what it was supposed to be. sad face

 

[monkey_man]

Sneaking up behind people. It is most noticable at work where the machines are quite loud. Everyone reacts startled, as though they just realized that I was there. Unfortunately this makes it difficult to get a supervisor's attention (one of them I always worry about scaring). Sadly I have yet to figure out a way to turn this talent into a job.

you can work at TF2 as a spy

 

[monkey_man]

I can fart with my eye.
Pull out eyelids let air in, trap it, then push it out making it go "PHHTTHHTH!".

OMG BRILLIANT I WANT TO DO THAT TOO!!

 

[aRno]

I can make a sexual (aka fetish) and videogame reference to absolutely every subject...



oh...
ups, I wrote "sexual" in an american forum... woops...

 

[bob-2000]

I can memorise song lyrics after hearing a song twice, and can sing word for word perfectly any of the 1000+ songs on my ipod, this serves little purpose except for karaoke and entertaining people during powercuts.

yea, same here.

 

[Sevre]

I've the ability to throw out different accents quickly.

 

[zlic]

I can drink coffee mixed with coca cola (50/50 ratio)

 

[joe182]

I can fit a Wagon Wheel in my mouth and close it... And with no sexual pun intended, my boyfriend can stick his index finger down my neck without me gagging ^^

I don't even want to know how the situation arose that made you try that :|

OT: I can click my fingers a total of 26 times, and my neck.. and my hips, worryingly.

 

[Torque669]

I can get my eyelid, pull it out, then flip it almost inside out and keep it just above my eye like that. Kinda weird but I love doing it to freak people out.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

I can drink coffee mixed with coca cola (50/50 ratio)

This is the most impressive one I've read, because there's no way in hell I could do it. /: I mean... ew. Do you enjoy it?

As for me... I can make a clover shape with my tongue.

Spoiler: Like this...

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But now that I see it in a picture it kinda grosses me out. /:

I can crack my back like crazy. ^^ I love freaking people out with it.
I could also bite my toes, if I decided I wanted to.

 

[irbullz]

Talk with not opening my mouth clear through nose

 

[A random person]

Thanks to Wikipedia and TV Tropes, I have a large reservoir of random knowledge. I am also quite genre savvy for a series with such a strong fourth wall.

I can also do a decent Arnold Schwarzenegger voice. Came in handy when I gave a report on him in 6th grade.

 

[Phenakist]

I am specially talented with yo-yo's, so naturally useless in today's world

 

[1ronJ4m]

I know about 6 words in Japanese.

 

[googooplex]

I can turn my tongue upside-down, its only connected at the back of my throat and i dont have one of tose things inder my tounge so it can go upside down and I can also swallow it :|

 

[WickedSkin]

I can put my feet behind my head. Over all I guess I'm pretty limber actually. Also I'm a great dancer.

 

[Phenakist]

I am specially talented with yo-yo's, so naturally useless in today's world

Throw some spikes on there and there's not a Yakuza gang in the world that wouldn't want you for their Unorthodox Villains division.

So super bladed yo-yo's and a ninja costume?

Sounds sweet.