Fniff proves that you will not, under no circumstances, survive the zombie Apocalypse alive.

[Supreme Unleaded]

Um, Alaska anyone. Just go there, the sombies can't get u if their dead, cuz they'll freeze to death. Even if they did somehow sustane body heat they'd still be frozed to death. Thats been my plan for a while and im stickin to it.

 

[Nukey]

My plan is to just hide in my bomb shelter and wait it out.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Fniff, you forget about one very important thing that Bill Murray taught me.

DRESS UP LIKE A ZOMBIE!

I mean, do we really know what Zombies use to figure out if you are human or not? Maybe they simply rely on vision.

Uhh yeah there's a fatal flaw with that.

Survivors and rescuing militia will NOT identify you as a survivor in dusguise, therefore you will most likely be slayed or gunned down if you're among other zombies getting exterminated.

Not to mention that even if you try to wander away from the horde if you try to seek out other survivors or rescue militia they will most liekly gun you down before you get close enough to show them you're in disguise.

OT: I would do whatever it takes to escape somewhere where I can live permanently safe. If that is not possible then I will just plant a bullet in my head, but not before enjoying my last moments of living doing something I love.

How is it a fatal flaw? People wouldn't survive, remember? That's the point of this thread, that nobody would survive because guns just isn't enough.

But a disguise that fools Zombies work.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

why do people assume guns are the way to go anyway? they are loud, and will attract the zombie horde to your position.

all you need to do is destroy the brain. any blunt object will do.

all one needs to do to survive is secure food for an unspecified amount of time. either help comes, or you take a risk and try to escape your situation.

you dont really need to board yourself up, just find a high place zombies cant get to.

Food won't last forever, and even if you survive from having a sort of farm, the power would be off, or it would be winter.

Congrats, you are dead.

how do you think people survived without power? being self sufficient has it's advantages.

and considering most people are zombies, one can easily stock up on food.

Actually, it makes it harder.

Also, you are talking about people hundreds of years ago. Times have changed. Most of our life relies on power. No power,plus zombies equals panic.

Face it, you can't survive.

i'm not you. i can survive without power.

and how would zombies make it harder to find food? all you have to do is outmaneuver/outsmart them.

You can survive power cuts. That is nothing compared to the entire area going out, zombies killing anything that moves, and the military doing bombing runs.

You can't outmaneuver 500 zombies smelling human flesh, and cannot outsmart 500 zombies all heading towards you. You will panic.

Your just jelose cuz me and this guy have a zombie plan that could work and you don't.

And anyway, WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK ZOMBIES CAN SMALL YOU, what would give them the powers of super smell when you get infected, you'd still be restraned to sight and hearing. Your not going to smell a live human a mile away, or 25 feet even.

 

[-BloodRush-]

supreme unleaded has a point. basically the whole body is rotting, so its dumb to assume they have an acute sense of smell. any sense for that matter will be hindered.

 

[Owlslayer]

snip

You referenced the arguably greatest moment in T.V. history. Huzzah!

Thanks, i guess.

However, i'm new to these forums , so whats with this snip thing?
Anyone care to explain?

And also, i bet zombies can freeze to death. I can survive, if i go live somewhere where the human population is very small or none at all, the temperature is really cold, and it's basically hard to get there, especially if you're a zombie. How about a really tall mountain top, or somewhere like that? Zombies can't climb mountains, I'm pretty sure about that!

 

[Taneer]

To TC:Ok, but is it possible to survive the apocalypse dead?

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Every now and again, some guy makes a thread. It is an annoying repeat thread. And it is calledwhat is your survival apocalypse plan? Note: This is a rant. Not to be taken seriously.

Now, don't get me wrong, I used to be one of these people, back when I was new to the interweb. I was always searching for a proper zombie apocalypse sim. I grew out of it, though, and forgot about it. Only now I realize what would be the proper zombie apocalypse sim. Somehow, hack into the L4D files, get rid of the weapons, give the ability to starve or dehydration, make it so that your character prays that he dies without being ripped apart or crawling on their hands and knees to get to a bit of candy underneath the fridge to find it was just a wrapper and then die. People, you cannot, I repeat, CANNOT survive the Zombie Apocalypse without leaving the country, let alone the planet. The Zombie Virus,whatever it would be, would be freaking impossible not to get, or be immunized to, since it never happened before, because everyone you know is now a zombie, or at least, going to be sooner or later . You can't get to an island, since your entire country would be quartined and you would not be able to get out. Also, what is up with the "Well, there is a gun shop up the road, I'll just steal a few guns! DUUR!". PEOPLE, THIS IS NOT AN ORIGINAL IDEA! Everyone in your district would have thought of this, taken the guns, then put a note saying "Sorry for stealing your guns, I'll buy you a beer.". So, that leaves you having to go to some gun owners house, to get some guns, only to be bitten, raped and pissed on by a zombie. So, do yourself a favor, to spare yourself in the long run, KILL YOURSELF IF YOU ARE IN A ZOMBIE SITUATION THAT IS BIG! Spare the zombies the trouble. Anyway, if you did bunker up, with your friends...It's only a matter of time until someone snaps in your party and does something bad. Then, your best friend "Alice" would go insane from the constant banging of zombies, trying to break in...Sooner or later, maybe they will...Only to find your body, with a shotgun with one bullet missing... You would have probably killed yourself in the despair of a hopeless situation, where humanity will probably flicker out like a light..

So, you will not survive, stop making plans. And repeat threads.

Well I can see that you will fill the role of "the guy who thinks we're all fucked" in my band of zombie apocalypse survivors. I can already tell that you will be the one who gets hysterical and will need to be slapped a few times. Either that or you will panic and run off on your own and get eaten while the rest of us make our way to the mall.

Just a tip man, nobody (except zombies) likes a wet blanket.

 

[J-Alfred]

Somebody hasn't been reading the ultimate zombie survival guide...

 

[TheLastCylon]

snip

You referenced the arguably greatest moment in T.V. history. Huzzah!

However, i'm new to these forums , so whats with this snip thing?
Anyone care to explain?

It just means that I deleted the quote that was made, so it wouldn't clutter up the thread.

 

[Fniff]

supreme unleaded has a point. basically the whole body is rotting, so its dumb to assume they have an acute sense of smell. any sense for that matter will be hindered.

I think he was being sarcastic.

 

[Desert Tiger]

Everyone knows you can only survive if you're:

Black,
Obese,
A news reporter,
A redneck,
A vietnam veteran,
A gambler,
A college student,
A biker,

or any combination thereof.

 

[sniper0501]

first of all this guys trolling and we should probally stop posting on this, secondly even if none of us survive i, for one, will take as many zombies down as possible and if overwhelmed put a bullet in my brains because if i can help it i dont want to be a zombie best plan i've heard is to either hole up somewhere with minimal entrances and go quiet for a while or the alaska one but the guns blazing stuff is assured to kill you if you were going to survive large groups are bad keep em small be prepared to do a number of terrible deeds and dont think about it as you blow away people who may have been your friends or loved ones hell if there is a "zombie apocalypse" we're going to die because of the key word there apocalypse if theres just an outbreak keep track of whether or not someones been bitten and watch them if you see them loseing it take em down they are gone. prolly took it to far but hell if this actually does happen might as well know what we'll do if we arn't the first casualties.

 

[Fniff]

first of all this guys trolling

Hey wait! I said that I am ranting and it shouldn't be seriously!

Note: This is a rant. Not to be taken seriously.

So.

Basically we have being flaming each other over nothing.

Right, screw this, this isn't going anywhere.

 

[Steelfox]

Wow, such a downer.

I might not survive, but I for sure will not be going out like a little punk,

"Waaa, there's no way I can win I'll just rage quit." *Bang*


I have plans, my friends have plans I'm constantly altering my plans and reassessing the situation. They may not work but I'm prepared.

 

[Winter Rat]

But can I survive it DEAD?

 

[Sparcrypt]

I honestly doesn't get why people talk about this so much. L4D is a fun game.. but it's a GAME. This is the kind of thing my friends and I talk about while drunk for a few hours then laugh at our idiocy the next day.

 

[The Hairminator]

You can wait it out and let the zombies starve to death.
No biggie. Just get out of the cities and be fucking careful. Don't take risks, and try not to attract the undead.

 

[Steelfox]

Also, you provide no "proof" you just talk randomly about zombie related things and think you're awesome.

 

[RabidusUnus]

My plan is to wait on the military to make a: Go to *insert militay base or other secure location* announcement, then fill up my dirtbike, fill up a 5gal gas can, strap said gascan to said dirtbike, and get the fuck over there like there's no tomorrow. There very well may not be.