00slash00 said:
Kiju said:
Half Life.
...I played it. It sucked...horribly. I wouldn't sell it to anyone for a nickel; I'd feel too guilty afterwards.
I think you misunderstood the point of this topic but what didn't you like about half life? im not a fanboy or anything but i do think its a sold fps and im just curious
Ah! Right, sorry 'bout that.
Well, lets see...where do I start? I got it in the Orange Box bundle, and decided to download/play it after I'd finished (and loved) Portal and gotten tired of sucking at TF2. So, I tried Half Life 2. About ten minutes in, I was completely confused as to what was going on, there was no storyline elements to tell me what was actually happening, and I felt like I should have played the first game before even attempting to comprehend the second one. It was like I was listening to an inside joke; I got the gist of it, but I was missing the larger picture. I'd expected to be wow-ed by the storyline that the game is praised for, not the horribly one-sided drivel that it was made up of.
So, I tried out the combat: All in all? Bland, boring, and I discreetly felt like I was playing a James Bond FPS, except with a protagonist that had all the charm and charisma of a cardboard cutout with a bag of sick taped to it (Yahtzee reference aside). The gunplay was un-inventive, the physics puzzles were better portrayed in Tomb Raider, and the vehicle sections were laughably unoriginal. I expected the James Bond theme song to come on while I was trying to defeat a helicopter on a jetski.
The "zombies"? ...reminded me of the Flood from Halo, only a little more stupid and easy to kill. Only thing I found was interesting about the game was the Gravity Gun, Dog, and maybe the concept of it all: People being put in cities under some sort of all-powerful dictatorship, like they're lab-rats or something. That's...about it. After two hours of playing, I got sick of the mediocrity of the game, and uninstalled it. I didn't even want to finish it to see if it got any better.
Perhaps my view was somewhat jaded. When I started playing the game, I already wasn't really interested in it. I also had never played the first Episode of Half Life, nor did I have any real love for Valve's products. I play them because by game standards, they're good...but never have I ever found a Valve game that I could label as phenomenal. Even Portal had it's faults.
So...maybe I was a little prejudiced towards disliking it, I don't know. I did however expect that, with the game being so highly praised by critics and fans alike, that it should have changed my views. Not make them worse.