great lies to tell little kids.
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what lie? do you not have 2?AXLE_BULLITT_19 said:I just had to but this
that eating crust will make you have chest hair thing was what I was told,
I don't know if it counts but usually on a lazy summer day when I was hyper and annoying my dad he'd say "hey Willie! lets see how fast you can run around the house 10 times! ready? set GO!!"
I never got it.........................till he never tried it again because he knew I knew better but that was a great one, you got to sound really enthusiastic when you say it though and say you'll time them on your watch , then after their done and are still annoying you, say that you think they can beat their time and when theiir done again give them a slower time (even if they were faster) and they'll be too puckerd out to annoy you
You were adopted and your real parents are dead (you can also add 'it was your fault too' to the end if you want a bigger impact).
If you leave a static filled screen on a TV then ghosts will arrive in the middle of the night.
Your *ahem* will become infected and drop off if you submerge it in water.
If you go downhill too fast on a bike them the chain will snap and slice your legs open.
Basically, all you have to do is make up an unlikely (but reasonable sounding) situation which will result in bodily harm to the child...that'll scare the little buggers.
If you leave a static filled screen on a TV then ghosts will arrive in the middle of the night.
Your *ahem* will become infected and drop off if you submerge it in water.
If you go downhill too fast on a bike them the chain will snap and slice your legs open.
Basically, all you have to do is make up an unlikely (but reasonable sounding) situation which will result in bodily harm to the child...that'll scare the little buggers.
to be fair, this is supposed to be a lie anyway so its probably in the wrong thread.kamario said:
No! Bad!robert632 said:
Beer is very very bad for you. But once you turn 21 it becomes very very good! (From Futurama)
Well I'm not a dad.Guitar Gamer said:what lie? do you not have 2?AXLE_BULLITT_19 said:I just had to but this
that eating crust will make you have chest hair thing was what I was told,
I don't know if it counts but usually on a lazy summer day when I was hyper and annoying my dad he'd say "hey Willie! lets see how fast you can run around the house 10 times! ready? set GO!!"
I never got it.........................till he never tried it again because he knew I knew better but that was a great one, you got to sound really enthusiastic when you say it though and say you'll time them on your watch , then after their done and are still annoying you, say that you think they can beat their time and when theiir done again give them a slower time (even if they were faster) and they'll be too puckerd out to annoy you
I'll tell them semi lies like "your parents are leaving each other because they hate you" because that might be true, and these...
The needles the doctor gives you will kill you in 7 days, or The teddy bears in your room plan on killing you while you sleep.
The needles the doctor gives you will kill you in 7 days, or The teddy bears in your room plan on killing you while you sleep.
