Greatest Quotes Ever
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"Did I hear things, or can that little dog speak?" said Dibbler.
"He says he can't," said Victor. Dibbler hesitated.
"Well," he said, "I suppose he should know."
- Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures
""Shine on you crazy diamond" said Yahtzee, his voice thick like sarcastic Marmite"
- Yahtzee Croshaw
"He says he can't," said Victor. Dibbler hesitated.
"Well," he said, "I suppose he should know."
- Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures
""Shine on you crazy diamond" said Yahtzee, his voice thick like sarcastic Marmite"
- Yahtzee Croshaw
"Look, all I know is what they taught me at Command School. There are certain rules about a war. Rule #1 is young men die. And Rule #2 is doctors can't change Rule #1."
-Henry Blake (M*A*S*H)
""And when they found our shadows
Grouped around the TV sets
They ran down every lead
They repeated every test
They checked out all the data on their lists
And then the alien anthropologists
Admitted they were still perplexed
But on eliminating every other reason
For our sad demise
They logged the only explanation left
This species has amused itself to death."
-Roger Waters (Amused to death)
-Henry Blake (M*A*S*H)
""And when they found our shadows
Grouped around the TV sets
They ran down every lead
They repeated every test
They checked out all the data on their lists
And then the alien anthropologists
Admitted they were still perplexed
But on eliminating every other reason
For our sad demise
They logged the only explanation left
This species has amused itself to death."
-Roger Waters (Amused to death)
"Man Roy. Man Roy. Man Roy." - Andy Warhol, during an interview at another art studio. He spent most of the interview making vague comments about the state of the toilets and saying Man Roy over and over again. After that, he started interviewing an artist in the middle of his interview.
"If it aint broke, slap some c4 on it and blow it up"
-Anonymous
"I think, therefore I snipe!"
-Anonymous
"Apricots=pwn!"
-Friend explaining why he called his WoW guild "Apricot Monkey Deluxe"
-Anonymous
"I think, therefore I snipe!"
-Anonymous
"Apricots=pwn!"
-Friend explaining why he called his WoW guild "Apricot Monkey Deluxe"
Oh my God, Why didn't I think of that? That has to be the best quote ever...of all time.JakubK666 said:
Don't know if someone's had these already:
Lady in the House of Commons: Mr Churchill, if you were my husband i'd poison your tea
Churchil: and madame, if you were my wife, i would drink it
"Hey, Teacher, leave those kids alone"
I had to give up being gay, it made my eyes water
- The guy that played Gandalf
If we got murderers in prison to do ex-e-cue-shuns then no one would be guilty
- My 8 year old little brother when asked if it would be right for us to kill the people who murdered Baby P
Go here for info on that case
I WARN EVERYONE: do not follow this link if you are of a sensitive nature, it is an article on child abuse
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7727641.stm
Lady in the House of Commons: Mr Churchill, if you were my husband i'd poison your tea
Churchil: and madame, if you were my wife, i would drink it
"Hey, Teacher, leave those kids alone"
I had to give up being gay, it made my eyes water
- The guy that played Gandalf
If we got murderers in prison to do ex-e-cue-shuns then no one would be guilty
- My 8 year old little brother when asked if it would be right for us to kill the people who murdered Baby P
Go here for info on that case
I WARN EVERYONE: do not follow this link if you are of a sensitive nature, it is an article on child abuse
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7727641.stm
You told your eight year old brother about the baby P case? Are you sure it was wise to discuss what happened to that poor child to one so young?Fruhstuck said:
At any rate.
"Life is never fair...And perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not."
-- ?An Ideal Husband? - Oscar Wilde.
"science is interesting and if you don't think so... fuck you"
Richard Dawkins (in his extremely dignified british accent)
Richard Dawkins (in his extremely dignified british accent)
I'd have sheltered him and his innocent mind from it were it my choice lol because i'm that kind of guyianuam said:
But it was on TV and he asked about it and i had no wiggle room to get out of the conversation and so we discussed it, i liked his logic though
"Leave the gun, take the cannolis"
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
Keep your friends close but your enemies closer"
"You can act like a man!"
-The Godfather (don't know about spelling of cannolis)
"What we have here is failure to communicate"
-???
"You can't handle the truth!"
-A Few Good Men
"I'm walking here!"
-Midnight Cowboy
"Were it so easy"
-Halo 3
"We're like jolly green giants who walk the earth...with guns"
"The only thing that comes from Texas are steers and queers"
"Happy birthday dear Jesus"
"Get some!"
"You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?"
-Full Metal Jacket
"All animals are equal but some are more equal than others"
-Animal Farm
"Round up the usual suspects"
"Here's looking at you kid"
-Casablanca
(Talking to a scientist who was discussing the nature of the universe)
Lady:What you have told us is rubbish. THe world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
Scientist(Bertrand Russell?): What is the tortoise standing on?
Lady: You're very clever, young man, very clever, but it's turtles all the way down"
-A Brief History Of Time
"All the whores and politicians will look up and shout Save Us! and i'll whisper back, no."
-Watchmen
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
Keep your friends close but your enemies closer"
"You can act like a man!"
-The Godfather (don't know about spelling of cannolis)
"What we have here is failure to communicate"
-???
"You can't handle the truth!"
-A Few Good Men
"I'm walking here!"
-Midnight Cowboy
"Were it so easy"
-Halo 3
"We're like jolly green giants who walk the earth...with guns"
"The only thing that comes from Texas are steers and queers"
"Happy birthday dear Jesus"
"Get some!"
"You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?"
-Full Metal Jacket
"All animals are equal but some are more equal than others"
-Animal Farm
"Round up the usual suspects"
"Here's looking at you kid"
-Casablanca
(Talking to a scientist who was discussing the nature of the universe)
Lady:What you have told us is rubbish. THe world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
Scientist(Bertrand Russell?): What is the tortoise standing on?
Lady: You're very clever, young man, very clever, but it's turtles all the way down"
-A Brief History Of Time
"All the whores and politicians will look up and shout Save Us! and i'll whisper back, no."
-Watchmen
That would be either the Warden, or Cool Hand Luke mocking the Warden, shortly before being shot.Xyzgon said:
I've been outsmarted by an 8 year old. What was he saying, I honestly don't understand.Fruhstuck said:
Last time i saw him he was learning to fly.
A character in a book which name i forget when asked about a man he had kicked off a cliff.
A character in a book which name i forget when asked about a man he had kicked off a cliff.