How to get back at TERRIBLE roomates

[Snotnarok]

I have no legal suggestions, my sister went through worse in college, the roomate was abusive verbally and would do really screwed up stuff. So I'd be pitching really nasty ideas like brushing a used toilet with their toothbrush as a light starter. But again, I wouldn't want someone actually doing something nasty as that...maybe.

 

[PinkAngelKitty]

1). Buy a few finches.
2). Feed them Alca-seltzer
3). Set loose in their room(s)
4). ???
5). BOOM!

That is NOT funny.

 

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[Soxafloppin]

Bleach in the shampoo bottle.

Or if your not THAT mean, nothing says revenge like farting on there pillows.

 

[TheSentinel]

1.)Buy some mouse traps.

2.)Place mouse traps in roommates dresser drawer.

3.)Hide in bathroom.

4.)Wait for roommates to reach into dresser drawer to get clothing.

5.)???

6.)While they are recoiling in pain, burst out of bathroom dramatically, wearing a mask, and tell them in your best Rorschach voice "That is a warning. Don't fuck with your roommate anymore. Or else."

7.)Assuming the dorm is on the first floor, jump out the window.

 

[Pekkipang]

Anyone have funny ideas on how to get back at bad roomates who are basically bad people? Nothing illegal!

Send a mail to bullybeatdown, and let a MMA fighter beat some manners in their heads.

 

[triggahappyhaza]

Put Little Pin holes in their condoms

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Shave of one of their eyebrows while they're sleeping, or to maximize pain, wax them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9lJAazj14c

Nuff said.

EDIT: It must only be ONE eyebrow for each face, because if you wax both it won't look so stupid later on.

 

[UtopiaV1]

nah man, lets all love in peace and harmony with our fellow human beings, we're all people just in need of some love...



Or a 5.56 at 1 kilometer away will do the trick...

 

[x0ny]

Flick the trip switch which powers computers, so that it powers off when they're writing their dissertation, hopefully they don't save every 5 mins, and as a bonus, hope the file corrupts.

I had annoying housemates, they always stole my stuff so I just put all my kitchen things in my room, had to buy a mini fridge.

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

Master Plan:

1) after they are asleep, duck tape their windows completely so they cannot see out of them
2) duck tape the door shut, and be sure the lock will not open from their side. Lock door.
3) turn off the breaker to their rooms.
4) ????
5) PROFIT!

EDIT: As a bonus, you can saran wrap their car doors shut. Just keep wrapping it around the car over and over again.

 

[willsham45]

ok this is a more involved one...also you have to have access to there shower and it will only work if the shower has a turn dile...also if you share the same shower this will much it up for you.

Basically all you have to do is take the front case of the shower and make sure that the dile of the case does not line up with the shower internals...this results in the shower that has no heating controls and will always be the extream, frozen or burny hot.

Or if you cannot do that you could always, contaminate something they steal from you. If it is food, add some rotten stuff to it to make them ill. If it is boose change the content to something of like colour, like if you got whisky change it for vinegar...probally not the best example but you get the idea.
If it is your pots and pans, take off the handles or loosen them...it may not be good for the pan but if they use it and it is loose without them knowing there could be a nasty accident.

Or you could try the tryed and true method of trashing the place.
Or locking your door and taking everything you own and keeping them in your room.

 

[SharPhoe]

Make a cat shit in their favorite shoes, and be sure it goes into the toes, where they can't see it, then febreeze the hell out of them.

How, exactly, would one teach a cat to do this?

 

[Insanum]

1: Buy 30 Cheap Alarm Clocks
2: Set them for various times throughout the night & hide them throughout their rooms.
3: ????
4: Epic Win.

 

[Aesir23]

Do they have hose for their sink?

Wrap a rubber band around the neck of the hose or anywhere you press to make the water come out of the hose instead of the faucet. Whenever they turn on the faucet, instant soak. Most girls I know do not like to get wet aside from swimming and showers.

 

[RedDeadFred]

One more thing... if the shower has a removable head, remove the head and put a cube of beef bullion or something like that inside the shower head, and then screw the shower head back on (note, make sure to shower before you do this trick, and remove the cube before you shower)

I literally lol'd when I read this. Pure genius. I don't have any problems with my room mates (well one of them smell awful but that's all) but I'm still gonna do this to one of them!