If Kirby ate you...

[oppp7]

He would get the power of 1000 ants.

 

[dekuben]

I would become a big flaming ****** and impale people in the ass with his manly black cock.

 

[AngryMongoose]

He'd grow a pair of headphones, and the ability to give riddiculously evil looks (or become a passable yet lazy mathematician)

 

[Azaradel]

Supposing he didn't die from food poisoning (I know, old joke is old), probably something like this;

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/115/5/3/I__m_off_to_Dreamland_by_LordNaraku.jpg

Because if the pen is mighter than the sword... then a sword-pen must be... oh shut up, I was trying to be funny.

 

[Le_Lisra]

He'd lose a lot of weight.

 

[Bigsmith]

He would gain a bowler hat, a sheild made of DnD books and a mace made from a Ps3 and Xbox controlers and a mouce on a wooden pole. and it would be awsome.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

Nothing, because I'm sortof like the Waddle Dee's, here to annoy you only!

Wait... maybe his power would be to annoy other people? And he would have glasses on? I dunno.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

He wold grow long hair and would get the ability to be extremely argumentative. He would also gain the ultimate ability; sarcasm.

 

[ddon]

He would have side burns and have really good aim as a sniper on tf2.

 

[Lambi]

He'd have glasses, curly hair, red beard and be lazy.

 

[darkgoonos]

First that's pretty kinky
second death he eats me my fists is gonna have a word with his liver
finally very kinky

 

[DrDeath3191]

He'd get blonde hair and no social life.

 

[Jfswift]

He'd become transparent and could slip by enemies undetected for a moment (like a stealth mode), and he'd turn blue. ^^

 

[Megas Rules]

hed stop being fat and have spikey hair

 

[Lemon Of Life]

He'd grow dreadlocks and adopt a thick Turkish accent.

 

[Cracktopus]

He'd turn pale, get a massive caffeine addiction and suddenly be afraid of the sun.

 

[NordicFrozenBackside]

he would wear a green beret... yeah, that right.

just kidding of course. He would more likely wear a lab coat !

 

[Joshimodo]

He'd get a thick red dressing gown, and a DSLR camera. He'd gain the powers of the entire Adobe CS4 collection and the knowledge to use it.

 

[ultimateownage]

He would go red and black (My favourite colours, I am always wearing red and black.) and he would go spotty and his move would be to sit on people.