I'm dating a zombie!

[Soulgaunt]

I find the Witch cuddly, she seems like the type of person who just needs a hug, and I'd be ok with sharing my sugar cookies.

 

[Necrofudge]

I suppose that the witch would value me more but I doubt I'll have much room to breath in the relationship. I guess in the long term the spitter would be the better choice because looks aren't everything and a manic depressive zombie with claws is not a win in my book.

 

[Nuke_em_05]

Gun to my head you say?

I will take the "none" option then and receive my sweet release.

If I return as a zombie, then I'd go with the witch. Not really much to lose then, and I think we'd have more in common at that point.

 

[Doctor Panda]

So the witch. Temperamental and crazy? Hah, you haven't met my girlfriend.

 

[Booze Zombie]

The Witch, because at least she wants me to hug her and she seems like she was a nice person, just with issues.

 

[DemonicVixen]

Witch. Chain that girl up. you can do as you please and watch her cry. Well, I guess that would be more of a rape than a date, but she had it coming.

Ah but she might cast spells without moving, using only her mind.

I think i'd avoid them all and choose to be shot. I must say, having dealt with my mum all these years, i think i could handle the witch without needing to tie her up and rape her lol.
*grabs a tub of salt and two black cats along with a silver chain*

 

[zeahman]

So the witch. Temperamental and crazy? Hah, you haven't met my girlfriend.

wait are we still talking in bed here or just daily?

OT: i would have to pick the witch because she would wrestle in bed =)

 

[aruseusx]

The witch, easily. Wouldn't mind being scratched so yeah.

 

[Sewblon]

I would take the bullet, come back as a zombie, then date the witch.

Death by gunshot is preferable to death by zombie, so best of both worlds.

 

[-Drifter-]

Witch For sure.

I guess it's called deviantART for a reason.

deviantART, where an innocent search like "bunny" can scar you for life.

 

[Eatspeeple]

Witch, just sit in the resturant, don't say anything, then when morning arrives she would wander out of the door. then I can escape. And if i fail? Well, sprint like hell.

 

[The Last Parade]

Dude, all the ladies are gonna pick the smoker BECAUSE of his long tongue.

but the hunter knows what to do when he gets ontop

 

[LWS666]

probably the witch.
if you watch "100 more ways to die in garrys mod part 4" you'll understand why the spitter is NOT a good choice.

 

[Parallel Streaks]

Smoker. I could just pop a load of tic-tacs and then tell him the old "I just got out of a relationship, it's not you, it's me" thang. He seems like an understanding guy, but I'd have to do it in a place with lots of corners. If he takes it badly running in a straight line from him isn't the best option.

 

[Captain Blackout]

I'll take the witch... couldn't be any worse than my first marriage!

*ba-dum-tish*

Um.....I could debate that....but I'll just ask this: Did you make it through the marriage with all five appendages intact? Just askin'

Never mind, you're probably right...

 

[MercenaryCanary]

ZOMBIEJOE.

Well howdy there, Zombie Joe!
My names Chicago Ted!

Chicago Ted?! You wanna go, that's it, fisty cups, put up your dooks.
lol

http://www.seeingtheforest.com/STFphotos/nuclear-explosion.jpg

 

[Ekonk]

Witch. Because; well, THE SPITTER IS INSANELY DISGUSTING.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

The witch, you don't need point a gun at me for that.