Jack Thompson thinks i am....

[Fbuh]

I am the only one who is going to save the world, and I have weird hair habits.

I play a lot of RPGs and such, usually just so I can make a ridiculous looking character.

 

[bcponpcp27]

Tetris

IWBTG

ODST

SSBB

I am a puzzle solving space marine that fights Nintendo characters, but I die if I touch them.

 

[theshadavid]

Well tomorrow I'm scheduled to kill a bunch of people in an airport (MW2) and I just found Shangri La.

 

[Crapster]

A mighty pirate physicist who sneaks into multiple high-security installations until he finds the one that the Princess is in.

-Monkey Island
-Half-Life 2
-Metal Gear Solid
-Mario

 

[AkJay]

Borderlands? FUCKING BORDERLANDS?
THERE ARE NO SKAGS, FOOL!

 

[jakefongloo221]

I am a drug addicted rockstar 12 century assassin who explores the land in search of items and finding a way to kill sauron oh wait it was all a simulation I am actually a cybernetic viking who when fighting zombies have to use my gravity gun to kill zakiehv and find a way out of a sunken city of crazy people

Haze
rockband
assassin's creed
oblivion
lotr
metal gear
too human
l4d
orange box
call of duty 4
bioshock

PWNED

 

[Spitfire175]

I'm apparently a Special forces operative hunting for lost alien technology while commanding medieval armies and solving physics based puzzles. Oh boy what a career.

EDIT: I forgot.
Crysis
Borderlands
Medieval: total war
Portal

 

[AlphaOmega]

A random alien strategist that is addicted to energy drinks and pain pills

Mass Effect
Advance Wars 2
Torchlight
Team Fortress 2
Left 4 Dead

 

[ragestreet]

I'm a wandering ronin megalomaniac with a demonic dark side, a magic stone that can summon meteors, and an amnesiac girl with a skimpy outfit and hidden magic powers.

Soul Calibur 4, Tekken 6, Final Fantasy Dissidia, Final Fantasy 6.

P.S.: I'm a guy.

 

[Justice Shades]

Personally, I'm a homicidal racing driver with an interest in treasure hunting who is always on call by the army whenever there's a war on with Nazis or terrorists.

(GTA series, Motorstorm series, Uncharted series, Call of Duty series. Probably the ones I play the most.)

Well, we all have extraordinarily surreal lives.

 

[AdambotLive]

Jack thompson thinks i can 4-shot somebody IRL.

 

[wazzaman]

jack thompson thinks im gay.

viva piñata.

 

[Poomanchu745]

...A demon hunting mage who likes to collect sub machine guns that light people on fire (and a girl).

Dragon Age: Origins
Borderlands

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

He would think that I have multiple personality disorder.

Killer 7?

OT:
I am a demonslaying valkyrie techno-magician demon prince demigod who has killed at least 6 other gods, who rides around in monster trucks in a post apocalyptic wasteland, hacking everything from his remote-terminal super computer and is mostly comprised of abstract geometric shapes rendered in vector graphics.

Tha woudl be Devil May Cry, Valkyrie Sky, Caster, Dark Messiah, Advent Rising, Aquaria, D.I.P.R.I.P., Uplink and Geometry Wars in that order.

I could also list a crapload of others...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Allright. I will give it a try. I am a member of an international peacekeeping/police force/anti terrorist unit who wears a big trenchcoat that uncovers a MASSIVE government conspiracy.
Deus Ex

 

[Grayjack]

A guy who runs around shooting himself in the head while killing demons with a sword.

Persona 3 FES
Devil Summoner 2

 

[T-Bone24]

Oooh! Good idea, this is fun!

I'm a... costume wearing superhero, that's very skilled with swords. I fly fast jets around a post-apocalyptic world. I shapeshift to help me fight an unstoppable underground army. I fight aliens and robots and crash cars in Middle Earth!

Spoiler: And the games were, for those of you playing at home

Batman: Arkham Asylum
Assassin's Creed
Ace Combat 6
Fallout 3
Prototype
Gears of War 2
Halo 3
Mass Effect
Burnout Paradise
Fable II

 

[Croaker42]

......Lol this is awesome.
Im a turret chucking crit chicken druid that just has to stop every now and then to shoot people in the head (Loves me AWP).
(Borderlands, WoW, CS source.)

 

[Ekonk]

I'm an elude sky-god who shoots arms dealers and zombies when I'm not performing miracles. I also work for a company called Reliable Excavation Demolition in a war against some pricks dressed in blue.

Left 4 Dead
Black and White
Modern Warfare
Team Fortress 2

 

[issacization]

..i am a medievil assassins running around a underwater city killing space nazis.....uh huh
Assassins creed
Bioshock
Killzone 2