Most hilariously awful quotes.

[Mstrswrd]

Engrish:
"Somebody set us up the bomb"
"elephants stay in your cars"

That thing about 'all your base are mine'

EDIT: Any dialogue from Two Worlds....THE TAINT!!!

To Scorched_Cacade: It's "Somebody set up us the bomb", not "us up." I know this because backwards it's "Bomb the US upset somebody."

To Optimus Prime: It's "All your base are belong to us!"

Anyway, anything from Bush, like that one he said about people and fish living together that I still don't really get.

 

[Tiut]

killing for peace is like fucking for virginity. i heard someone on this site say it. honestly it's the stupidest thing i've ever heard.

And yet we war.

 

[Avatar Roku]

"The economy is fundamentally sound."

Hoover said it.

I think you might be thinking of "The fundamentals of the economy are strong." Said by John McCain, just before (or after, can't remember) the beginning of the recession.

EDITamn, forgot the rest of my post:

That thing about 'all your base are mine'

EDIT: Any dialogue from Two Worlds....THE TAINT!!!

You're thinking of "All your base are belong to us."

"You forget Michael, I was a professional twice over. I was the first Analyst and Therapist, the first, Analrapist!" Dr. Tobias Funke, Arrested Development.

I remember that. Best. Quote. Ever.

Also, from one of my friends: "Video games aren't for having fun." /facepalm

 

[countrysteaksauce]

"The economy is fundamentally sound."

Hoover said it.

I think you might be thinking of "The fundamentals of the economy are strong." Said by John McCain, just before (or after, can't remember) the beginning of the recession.

It was both: http://blog.indecision2008.com/2008/09/16/who-said-it-john-mccain-or-herbert-hoover

 

[Captain Spectacular]

"It's great to be here in the wonderful state of Chicago." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

[Coolness]

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

Actually, that's my favorite line. Ever.

 

[Specter_]

All of that horrible, stupid song at the end of Portal. Ruined the game for me...

Heresy!

Burn him!

 

[Heckles]

"You spoony bard!"
Off one of the Final Fantasy's

 

[Specter_]

Truly you are the master of unlocking. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XyghKl72R0]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Never again! If that's what I think it is, burn it. Burn it right goddamn now.

I laughed until I stopped.

Shaped like itself.
Okay so I finally got the video to load and I swear to god it was the MOST CRINGE-WORTHY dialog EVER.
I am seriously in pain.

I think it killed my father and raped my mother. IT WAS THAT BAD.

I wish that's all it had done.
Sadly, not.

See, this is why we can't have good things.

Because awful quotes destroy them?

........Yes.

The only obvious recourse is to murder everyone who produces bad dialog.

Harsh, but fair.

You may not think it fair once you see the method of their demise.

Meh, I'm pretty sadistic. I dream of throwing rocks at my future grandchildren. Gneee....

Psh, rocks? You big softie.
I throw knives at my nephews and nieces and such.
Builds character.

Build character like a... brick wall... around a brick wall or something.

Meh, it's 5 o'clock in the morning, brain not working, serial killer nagging me...

*nag nag nag*

Go have some cerials or something... and bring me some while you're at it. Me hungry.

 

[matchewzits]

"One day I'm gonna get off the bus and run into the forest! And I'm never coming back! And when I come back, I'll be the knife master!"

The Rev. - Avenged Sevenfold

you serious, is like from a video or an album cuz i gots to hear that shit.

 

[matchewzits]

"I'm so hungry I could eat a grown man's ass"- from "the foot fist way"

 

[matchewzits]

"Let me think about that for a second. Ok, I've thought about it and I think my answer to that question would have to be "fuck you". I don't care if you wake up in a ditch with grown men shitting on you and jumping on top of your head. Maybe your nose will turn into a big ole dick and you can stroke that all the time. I hope your hair turns into dog shit one day. You wake up and you run your comb through it and all that it is, is little trundles of dog shit. The worst shit that you could imagine. AIDS... it's cool. Everything comes around sweetheart."

also from "the foot fist way"

 

[Haddi]

Truly you are the master of unlocking. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XyghKl72R0]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Never again! If that's what I think it is, burn it. Burn it right goddamn now.

I laughed until I stopped.

Shaped like itself.
Okay so I finally got the video to load and I swear to god it was the MOST CRINGE-WORTHY dialog EVER.
I am seriously in pain.

I think it killed my father and raped my mother. IT WAS THAT BAD.

I wish that's all it had done.
Sadly, not.

See, this is why we can't have good things.

Because awful quotes destroy them?

........Yes.

The only obvious recourse is to murder everyone who produces bad dialog.

Harsh, but fair.

You may not think it fair once you see the method of their demise.

Meh, I'm pretty sadistic. I dream of throwing rocks at my future grandchildren. Gneee....

Psh, rocks? You big softie.
I throw knives at my nephews and nieces and such.
Builds character.

Build character like a... brick wall... around a brick wall or something.

Meh, it's 5 o'clock in the morning, brain not working, serial killer nagging me...

*nag nag nag*

Truly you are the master of unlocking. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XyghKl72R0]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Never again! If that's what I think it is, burn it. Burn it right goddamn now.

I laughed until I stopped.

Shaped like itself.
Okay so I finally got the video to load and I swear to god it was the MOST CRINGE-WORTHY dialog EVER.
I am seriously in pain.

I think it killed my father and raped my mother. IT WAS THAT BAD.

I wish that's all it had done.
Sadly, not.

See, this is why we can't have good things.

Because awful quotes destroy them?

........Yes.

The only obvious recourse is to murder everyone who produces bad dialog.

Harsh, but fair.

You may not think it fair once you see the method of their demise.

Meh, I'm pretty sadistic. I dream of throwing rocks at my future grandchildren. Gneee....

Psh, rocks? You big softie.
I throw knives at my nephews and nieces and such.
Builds character.

Builds scars too.

That's what I meant.
Scars look badass, and they build your character.
So instead of a flat boring character, you're a flat badass character with manly man scars.

These scars, are they also manly man scars of MANLINESS?

 

[Specter_]

Truly you are the master of unlocking. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XyghKl72R0]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Never again! If that's what I think it is, burn it. Burn it right goddamn now.

I laughed until I stopped.

Shaped like itself.
Okay so I finally got the video to load and I swear to god it was the MOST CRINGE-WORTHY dialog EVER.
I am seriously in pain.

I think it killed my father and raped my mother. IT WAS THAT BAD.

I wish that's all it had done.
Sadly, not.

See, this is why we can't have good things.

Because awful quotes destroy them?

........Yes.

The only obvious recourse is to murder everyone who produces bad dialog.

Harsh, but fair.

You may not think it fair once you see the method of their demise.

Meh, I'm pretty sadistic. I dream of throwing rocks at my future grandchildren. Gneee....

Psh, rocks? You big softie.
I throw knives at my nephews and nieces and such.
Builds character.

Build character like a... brick wall... around a brick wall or something.

Meh, it's 5 o'clock in the morning, brain not working, serial killer nagging me...

*nag nag nag*

Go have some cerials or something... and bring me some while you're at it. Me hungry.

Yay cereal!

What about my bowl? I have to get it myself or what? What kind of closet-stalking cereal-killer are you that you don't even bring me some serials?