Most Painful Experience of your Life

[Supreme Unleaded]

Having my eyelid ripped off by a hook, dont ask.

can i guess?

 

[cynicalprophet]

I put a plate in the microwave for two minutes not knowing it had a silver strip running around the edge and then just grabbed it. My thumb actually felt like it was being held to a flame for the next 4 or 5 hours, even though I had something cold on it that whole time. (when I didn't it was unbearable). Its that or a good old testicle smash off the handlebars of my bike.

 

[obliterate]

When my girldriend suffered a car crash 5 years ago...Those were the worst days of my life

 

[WhiteTiger225]

Superman 64. I still have a scar... In my heart.

11 years old.. forced to spend the day with the neighbor... forced to watch a Paulie Shore marathon... and that was the 5th time I died...

 

[mendokusai]

Getting my wisdom teeth removed when I was 13. In Europe, they don't put you out for that, so I got 8 shots of anesthetic in the roof of my mouth and cheeks, after which they proceeded to hammer away for 50 minutes as I remained awake for the whole thing. Physically and traumatically painful, which continued through the two weeks of healing process.

 

[cptRazz]

Despite being in a crash with a motor bike while on my pedal bike, i walked away with only a cut on my knee and a graze on my ankle. My worst pain is probably the time i tried to jump a wall, caught it with my foot and twisted my knee and lost a small chunck of skin out of it.

 

[Hazy]

Superman 64. I still have a scar... In my heart.

11 years old.. forced to spend the day with the neighbor... forced to watch a Paulie Shore marathon... and that was the 5th time I died...

Jackie!? Is that you!?
When's the sequel, man?

 

[Radeonx]

Getting shot in the foot with a desert eagle, then having my idiotic friend try to stick is finger in there to get it out.
I eventually punched him and broke his nose.

Further proving my theory that Radeon = Chuck Norris.

[small]I'm onto you Chuck![/small]

If I was Chuck Norris, I wouldn't have been in crippling pain.

 

[RanD00M]

A .357.I´m suprised the foot din´t get shot off.

My most painful experience would be getting kick in the nuts repeatedly.

 

[NotAPie]

I was streaching and out of nowhere my leg feels like its locked or something and it starts to sting and hurt alot.
There is a more painful experience but I've said it countless times already.
Right side of my chest started sticking out a little bit, my chest is now uneven.
It doesn't hurt at all but when I first got it, that is when it hurt.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

I hope my wisdom teeth fit in my mouth, they should since I got 4 teeth on each side of my mouth removed so it has tonnes of space to grow. Yeah I'm pretty careful and lucky so nothing bad has happend yet, the worst that will happen to me will be something to do with my teeth, which I think I will look after more now:|

The worst thing that has happend so far I guess is walking with 2 ingrown toenails for 6hours straight, it was infected and all... blehck. I have a high pain threshhold though so it wasn't as bad as it was for most people, it didn't stop me from playing football(soccer) and getting it them removed twice wasn't much(they did it wrong first time and they grew back worse). I guess after the surgery my toes were burning and I pretty much walked on the outside of my feet.

I had the same exact thing actually. Weird. (my teeth grew in fine, so best of luck)

As for my choice, I'd say walking on a broken knee for two days when I was.... 7 or 8 I believe. I was too scared to go to the hospital, because I didn't want to go if it wasn't broken, and end up having a trip to the hospital for nothing. On the third day though, I woke up and literally couldn't stand or walk, so my parents took me to the hospital finally. Broke it on the growth plate too, so I start limping any time I grow. So yeah, fun.

 

[RanD00M]

15 and no broken bones.

Me too.*High Five*

 

[Christemo]

Getting shot in the foot with a desert eagle, then having my idiotic friend try to stick is finger in there to get it out.
I eventually punched him and broke his nose.

Further proving my theory that Radeon = Chuck Norris.

[small]I'm onto you Chuck![/small]

If I was Chuck Norris, I wouldn't have been in crippling pain.

true. the Desert Eagle would be in crippling pain. and death.

 

[itstimeforpie]

I think I win with this example.

When I was born, my parents decided not to get me circumcised because they thought it was unnecessary. When I was 10, I ended up having to get circumcised. There was something we didn't know. When exposed to oxident stressors such as the medication I had to take for a week beforehand, laughing gas, and the lidocaine throat spray they used (triple whammy), my red blood cells lose the ability to carry oxygen.

When I turned blue during the procedure, they took me off the sleep gas early. Basically, I woke up before any sort of pain killer had been administered, or before the pain could even begin to ware off.

Keep in mind this was a goddamn CIRCUMCISION that I woke up during.

dude, thats not something you tell people....

Wow....that wins.....

 

[Christemo]

completely failing at the age of 5 and charging head-first into a radiator during me and some friends playing. i cracked my head right open, altho not to the point of it opening up my skull.

and it was in the middle of school...

 

[DarkRyter]

Out of recent memory, I got both arms and legs burned with some nasty burns while canoeing... Couldn't move for week or so and, even when it happened almost two years from now, I still can see the scars today.

Were you canoeing in FIRE?

 

[WildManBill]

Tie between getting my wisdom teeth removed and getting shot in the leg with a .357 (cause some dumbass didnt teach his kid gun safety before he took him to the range, the kid accidently shot me just above my ancle)

You got shot too, huh.
That or the time I ended up taking a 6 foot pry-bar to the face, while slamming shoulder first into a 10x10 that suports part of the outside of my house.

 

[mr man]

i got a ton of paintballs shot at me point blank range and as i was recovering the exact same thing happened again.

 

[Sonicron]

Having my eyelid ripped off by a hook, dont ask.

I'm going to hazard a guess. Either something went horribly wrong during dubious S&M play, or it was a fishing accident. How'd I do? Am I close?

OT: The worst pain I remember is when I had a steel gate of several tons dropped on my foot and lower leg. Hurt like a ************.
That was also the day I was fully convinced that drinking milk is awesome: even though it hurt like hell, there was 'only' an atrocious amount of heavy bruising - not a single fracture! Yay for calcium!