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BlackJack47

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I shattered my middle finger whilst going 47mph down a snowboarding dry-slope, I bailed halfway, fell the remaining distance and landed on the outstretched finger.
 

Arbitrary Cidin

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Falling on the front deck of a party boat in a storm. As I slipped, the bow dropped about 10 feet, lifting me about 5 feet in the air, and I landed as it came back up 20 feet. Here's the kicker, I had a mild spiral fracture and two buckle fractures in my wrist, and didn't have insurance. I had to "heal" in a splint wrap for two months. I just wish I had a camera when I messed my wrist up. It swelled up to the point that I looked like a Halo Grunt.
 

X Gintoki X

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well im putting emotional pain and that would have to be...

when i was 6 my dad pulled his... out of his pants and...
gun... shot himself right in the head, and we were home alone and no one got there for like a whole hour. bet some one thought i was going towards something else
 

Hazy

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Radeonx said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
Radeonx said:
Getting shot in the foot with a desert eagle, then having my idiotic friend try to stick is finger in there to get it out.
I eventually punched him and broke his nose.
Further proving my theory that Radeon = Chuck Norris.

[small]I'm onto you Chuck![/small]
If I was Chuck Norris, I wouldn't have been in crippling pain.
If you weren't Chuck Norris, you wouldn't have lived*


[small]*Okay, you may have. But damn it, I'm onto something here![/small]
 

Spaghetti

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Probably pales in comparison to some of the other stories here, but oh well.

Playing badminton, I spraned my hip. No worries at first, I thought I had just fallen over. Two days later, I couldn't put on my socks let alone walk because of the pain. Over the next week, people started calling me "House" because of my limp, walking stick and bitter attitude about the whole situation
 

Simski Burkez

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I had an ice skate pulled out of my foot, after the blade had gone all the way through.
Though I didn't really feel all that much when it first went through, as it swiftly went clean through my foot... pulling it back out was a completely separate matter, as they twisted the blade.
It was excruciating.

That said, I pity the guy who woke up mid-circumcision. [cringes]
 

brumby

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Either Getting stabbed in the eye with a soldering iron, Not right on my pupil I closed my eyelids in time or getting kicked in the testicles with a steel toecap boot.
with a soldering iron! oh lord that would have hurt.!
 

Ace of Spades

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Being hurled to the ground and breaking my collar bone probably. Hearing the sickening crunch when I hit the floor was worse than the pain afterward though.
 

matumba

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Rugby Teammate #1: Boy guys what a swell night it is in our humble little college town, we should do something to promote team togetherness!

Rugby Teammate #2: I know guys we should have a crate race! quick call up everyone on the team and tell them to bring $5 and meet at my house around 9pm.

*I arrive on the scene*

Rugby Teammate #3: Matumba, you're on team X with me we needed someone who can hold his liquor because it's mostly rookies. You're in charge of the goon, helping me and the rookies finish the 1/5 of calico jack, and drinking beer where you can.

Me:*Blacks out hard*
 

Iskenator67

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I lost half of my left ring finger on a shop class saw. My damn typing teacher still made me work the day after my surgery. Oddly enough I can still play Guitar Hero pretty well.


That's about how mine looks. without the excess skin at the top.
 

BAKONMAN

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Having constipation for the entire day becuase you can't go to the bathroom during class. So it's not so much big pain (well, actually it is fairly painful ><) as much as it is a persistent pain that's with you ALL DAY LONG
 

Simski Burkez

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Ace of Spades said:
Being hurled to the ground and breaking my collar bone probably. Hearing the sickening crunch when I hit the floor was worse than the pain afterward though.
Right with you there... same happened to me when I was 5.
Can't remember the pain, just the crunch as I hit the ground.
 

Platinum117

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Jumped off a roof in my early parkour days, i was an idiot. Was fine when i landed, next thing i know? Two fucking years of brutal agony caused by crushed cartiledge in my kneecaps. One operation later, back to normal.. feels good man
 

smargh1015

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having to watch the shitty filler stuff in naruto between saskue leaving and shippuden that stuff actually killed the series for me
 

Dessembrae

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got hit by my English teachers car..broke my clavicle.
the breaking of the bone wasn't so bad (adrenaline you know!)..the healing process however >_<