New Duke Nukem Footage Surfaces, Blows Stuff Up

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jamradar

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That looks so incredible, crazy and over the top just like it should be. Although they did cut out alot.
 

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I hope that the theory that the first level is really Duke just playing the end of an old (but new) Duke Nuke'em, allowing the gameplay to evolve a little bit more so that it does not quickly become a stale and overtly generic FPS.

Although I never played any of the older Dukes, I now have high hopes for this one: Maybe, just maybe this could be sort of, kinda, possiblylike an FPS Conker's Bad Fur Day. The voice acting for Duke was pretty awful though, like a sound bite from a 90's game drenched in liquid-stupid. [footnote]Unless that completely misses the point of Duke Nukem, but they seem rather similar and there is no doubt that Conker was brilliant! By the way MS/Rare, where is my next Conker?!??!? Bloody waste of Rare...[/footnote]
 

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Why'd he have to hold X in to pick up a weapon? There better not be a two weapon limit, I like my infinite inventory damn it.

Also, does anyone know if it still has jet-packs?
 

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clockout said:
Y'all can have your serious buisness shooters, but me? I'll light up a cigar, crank up the megadeth,pick up myself a BFG then shout out yippy ki yay mother fuckers!
Yes.
 

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Who is that ponce with the mic? My god someone get up on stage and remove it from him before he hurts someone.
 

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darthotaku said:
ah, duke nukem. first time i saw tits in a videogame was playing the origional when I was 5 years old. come to think of it, that was the first time ever.
Me too man! Even the 5 years part! I'm so amped for this. I don't care if it's the worst game of all time, in my head it'll be the greatest.
 

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Iron Lightning said:
Now how am I supposed to respect a game where one can't even draw a cock on one's first attempt.
Us PC gamers will draw a proper penis with our superior powers to them console peasants.
 

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Traigus said:
They didn't seem actually ready to give a demo... missed an opportunity here.

Duke Nukem is supposed to be childish and dumb.

Too bad the guy's whiteboard skills didn't measure up.
Uh...did you really wanna see a better drawn penis that bad? C'm on, this is 2010: Porn is two click away--like, literally two clicks away! You don't need Duke Nukem for that.
 

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As has been discussed on Alien Swarm many times, if you give the players a light-pen, they're going to draw boobs and dicks.
the big question is, do they draw dicks because they love them, or because they think its expected of them?
 

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Cleril said:
Now I know Duke is supposed to be retarded and juvenile but I don't see how this is good for the industry....I'm quite sure this will be on the news as why games are bad for kids and so on.

The demo itself showed practically nothing redeeming. I can draw a penis on a whiteboard, kill a big boss, pee, and so on in a bunch of other games. There's nothing redeeming here to me, wasn't particularly funny anyway.

And Duke's statement at the end about it being twelve years in the making would only be hilarious if that scene took 12 years to make.
would you preffer
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probably nsfw
 

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Really hope this is good enough to bring these kinds of shooters like Serious Sam and Painkiller back into the fps market that threw realism out the window for some macho men killing macho monsters with macho weapons. Sadly im still skeptical, Duke Nukem came out when i was young enough to not really be into video games so my nostalgia of it is a year or two short of a lot of people. However from the video they showed, it definitly looks awesome, i hope there's finishing moves like that on all the bosses. :)
 

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Cleril said:
Worgen said:
Cleril said:
Now I know Duke is supposed to be retarded and juvenile but I don't see how this is good for the industry....I'm quite sure this will be on the news as why games are bad for kids and so on.

The demo itself showed practically nothing redeeming. I can draw a penis on a whiteboard, kill a big boss, pee, and so on in a bunch of other games. There's nothing redeeming here to me, wasn't particularly funny anyway.

And Duke's statement at the end about it being twelve years in the making would only be hilarious if that scene took 12 years to make.
would you preffer
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probably nsfw[/quote]

Not particularly but I'm simply stating that I don't see how after 12 years they did anything absofuckinglutely amazing with this game. Nothing I've seen is remotely innovative beyond the "That's neat" kind of thing which indie games do anyway by birth so yea...don't see all the fuss.
really just showing that you can make a nice juvenile game that doesnt take itself seriously, would be a huge step in a nice direction
 

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He sounded pretty inebriated. Or high. I guess you have to be when pitching a game this insane.
 

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Never really played any of the older Duke games, so I'm not particularly invested in the history of the franchise or whatnot... but that just looked like good, dumb fun. Looking forward to it, to be honest. Curious to see how Gearbox manages to finish the game.

I guess Randy really is a magician, as that's what was necessary to finally bring the game out, apparently. :)
 

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unabomberman said:
Traigus said:
They didn't seem actually ready to give a demo... missed an opportunity here.

Duke Nukem is supposed to be childish and dumb.

Too bad the guy's whiteboard skills didn't measure up.
Uh...did you really wanna see a better drawn penis that bad? C'm on, this is 2010: Porn is two click away--like, literally two clicks away! You don't need Duke Nukem for that.
Lol. No.

But, if they were going to stage it for the cheap ha ha's they could have gotten someone who could draw one fast and recognizable.

The whole thing was pretty poorly implemented. Gearbox usually does PR stuff better than that.
 

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Traigus said:
unabomberman said:
Traigus said:
They didn't seem actually ready to give a demo... missed an opportunity here.

Duke Nukem is supposed to be childish and dumb.

Too bad the guy's whiteboard skills didn't measure up.
Uh...did you really wanna see a better drawn penis that bad? C'm on, this is 2010: Porn is two click away--like, literally two clicks away! You don't need Duke Nukem for that.
Lol. No.

But, if they were going to stage it for the cheap ha ha's they could have gotten someone who could draw one fast and recognizable.

The whole thing was pretty poorly implemented. Gearbox usually does PR stuff better than that.
They were using a console controller, what did you expect? If penises are what someone might crave, then a mouse and a PC are the way to go.

In all seriousness, I think all Gearbox is doing is bracing for the eventual delay that will happen, either that or they are looking at a hefty wait between today and the title's eventual release and want to keep pimping the game up to remind people that they're serious and confident about finishing it.

The game seems playable but that doesn't mean everything is near completion. Also, a bit of a controlled, preemptive PR has never hurt a product that merited it. But to me it just looks like everyone is just happy that the game really seems like it's coming out for sure.

I'm pretty sure someone will make a movie out of this whole thing and call it FOREVER. Mark my words.