Noobs say the funniest things
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Was he would have been shouting that the damn PC controls are fags and support communism too? (sure sign of a Yank), (some of us Americans are O.K.,mostly not though) thats just him being a console tard and by console tard I mean a stupid console player not saying everyone who plays the console is an idiot, just a lot of them. On topic though I think the noobiest thing anyone has ever said to me has to be when my friend was asking about a PC gamer from Serbia I had mentioned, and he said "they have computers over there?"comadorcrack said:
On the TF2 free weekend for the WAR update:
a noob: How do I level up my weapons?
lots of us: You don't, everything has set levels, they used to be random, they don't affect anything, etc.
an asshole noob: You guys are fucking retarded I've been leveling up my sniper rifle since day one.
a noob: How do I level up my weapons?
lots of us: You don't, everything has set levels, they used to be random, they don't affect anything, etc.
an asshole noob: You guys are fucking retarded I've been leveling up my sniper rifle since day one.
Me- Stop spawn killing
noob- I'm not killing as I spawn
Diffrent noob- Do your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard like mine do?
(If your going to insalut someone know the actual insalut)(and I probly spelt insalut wrong).
and the ever so funny
jomomma234321- how do you use the throwing knife?
Me- Alt+F4
jomomma234321 has left the game.
noob- I'm not killing as I spawn
Diffrent noob- Do your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard like mine do?
(If your going to insalut someone know the actual insalut)(and I probly spelt insalut wrong).
and the ever so funny
jomomma234321- how do you use the throwing knife?
Me- Alt+F4
jomomma234321 has left the game.
Some American guy (no offense) was going off at me and my cousin. We were pretending to be from a non-english speaking country but spoke english perfectly and he completely believed us. Later he found out that we're from Australia and went off at us some more. He then told us to go get eaten by an alligator... There are no alligators here! We have their much more deadly cousins the crocodile!
I hadn't even known the internet meme, and neither did my sister at the time.
One day I was playing SSBB and owned some guys with Falco. I proceeded to taunt and my sister came into the room at the same moment, she said she thought Falco said "HANDS OFF MY BREAD!"
One day I was playing SSBB and owned some guys with Falco. I proceeded to taunt and my sister came into the room at the same moment, she said she thought Falco said "HANDS OFF MY BREAD!"
Oh I freakin love those guys.Sylryeth said:
I also love "My dad OWNS WoW" Kids. (The only way to trump this kid is to tell them you're FBI and you know where they live)
I have a gazillion gold "Kids". (But you have more)
And of course the classic: "Kid hitting on female character only to find out shes a guy and then spamming trade chat with this alarming revelation" Kid. (Proceed to ask him if he is homosexual, laugh at the furious raging results.)
On TF2, we just lost on 2Fort a couple of times, so some genius had an epic plan, that went as thus...
"Everyone build sentries at the intel, there's no way we can lose!"
I didn't have a mic, so I couldn't point out that we'd never capture there intelligence either, resulting in a stalemate..
Took him half an hour to work out where his plan goes wrong.
Then he left.
"Everyone build sentries at the intel, there's no way we can lose!"
I didn't have a mic, so I couldn't point out that we'd never capture there intelligence either, resulting in a stalemate..
Took him half an hour to work out where his plan goes wrong.
Then he left.
Man... lame.SnipErlite said:
Many-a-noob I led out there ad destroyed...
I remember one time, me and a group of friends set up an ambush, I'd lead a party of noobs in, and BAM, desruction. We were even able kill some high levels...
*sigh* but I guess thats all in the past now...
*cries*
