Oddest Dream You've Ever Had
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I dreamt once that I, and a partner had built this amazing, amazing car.
However, my partner was a human sized fly...
However, my partner was a human sized fly...
There's this one where I dreamed I was a squid-... wait...Stone Wera said:
Okay, there was one where I dreamed I was house (house M.D), solving a case to analyze why this guy died, when coming across the fact that it was an assassination I had flashes of most the team members dying in very horrifying ways (saw), the killer then came to me but on account of having a limp I couldn't get away, I beat him off with my stick but then he changed into Sylar (heroes). At this point I was thinking I'm fucked, but Foreman came and tackled him away, we then got onto optimus prime (transformers) and I threw a ton of grenades I had collected (fallout 3) previously to the ground, it was the most beautiful set of explosions I couldn't remember.
I also had another one where an invisible ghost was fondling me, slightly more disturbing.
Last night, I had a dream that my child molesting father came over from England and tried to convince my mother to let him see me on the weekends.
For some reason I was delighted to see him.
I am not sure what the fuck my psyche is trying to say to me, there.
For some reason I was delighted to see him.
I am not sure what the fuck my psyche is trying to say to me, there.
I can't recount most details, but it included flying staplers that turned into hoverboards.
Wait a second...
*adds that to list of crap that needs to be invented*
Wait a second...
*adds that to list of crap that needs to be invented*
Well I had a dream I was having sex with...Oh, no wet dreams? ok sorry.
I had a horrible dream one time that still shakes me up and put me in a very negative mood. This may sound really weird but here it goes:
I had a dream that there was a huge world-wide disaster which was said to be caused by us Muslims due to being connected with something in our Holy Book (which of course is total bullshit) and we were all blamed for it and thus a world-wide holocaust of Muslims began. It played out like a movie that was in Sin City like animation (black/white animation and everything)and I was the narrator retelling the story of G.M.H (global Muslim holocaust) and I was a fugitive on the run. I was a bad ass resistance fighter who was being hunted by M.H.M agents (Muslim Hunting Militia; weird I know). And I remember that I was was looking for my wife and kids (I'm not married yet lol) who had been captured by the M.H.M and it obviously was a trap but since It was my family I was of course going to risk it and try to save them and I got captured (you know how it is). The last thing I remember was that I was double-crossed and I was about to be killed and then I woke up...This dream has some awesomeness to it but mostly it's just horrible...I hope that never happens to Islam
I had a horrible dream one time that still shakes me up and put me in a very negative mood. This may sound really weird but here it goes:
I had a dream that there was a huge world-wide disaster which was said to be caused by us Muslims due to being connected with something in our Holy Book (which of course is total bullshit) and we were all blamed for it and thus a world-wide holocaust of Muslims began. It played out like a movie that was in Sin City like animation (black/white animation and everything)and I was the narrator retelling the story of G.M.H (global Muslim holocaust) and I was a fugitive on the run. I was a bad ass resistance fighter who was being hunted by M.H.M agents (Muslim Hunting Militia; weird I know). And I remember that I was was looking for my wife and kids (I'm not married yet lol) who had been captured by the M.H.M and it obviously was a trap but since It was my family I was of course going to risk it and try to save them and I got captured (you know how it is). The last thing I remember was that I was double-crossed and I was about to be killed and then I woke up...This dream has some awesomeness to it but mostly it's just horrible...I hope that never happens to Islam
...Guess I'll leave out the sexy bits, then, since you don't want to hear them. I was in a quantum museum, and there were things invading. This girl I know went up, and instead of running away from the things that were slowly dissolving the museum, she went up and talked to them, and became the voice of reason for us all. I stayed back to make sure she got out (or to watch her die, I am human after all, and we do love our spectacles of destruction), and she thanked me for staying, gave me a kiss, and--oh, right, no steamy bits.
I have many dreams I could talk about, but a lot of them I would really have to think about to remember.
There is one dream that I have always remembered, I don't know why, probably because I thought it was hilarious.
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It was a few years back when I was working night stock at a grocery store, so I of course had to sleep during the day. Well, I had a dream about a giant Russian guy, over 7 foot tall, who was bald and had one of those beards that was just around the mouth. Moving on with the dream, this Russian guy was in the store where I worked, I was there just stocking stuff. The guy tried to take over the store, he said that he was going to steal all the store's 7up so that he could take over world. So I sprang into action because I wasn't about to let him take all the 7up. Even though in real life I would have a huge height and strength disadvantage, I somehow was able to beat the guy up and kick him out of the store.
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Analyzing the dream, I guess that I was really bored with my job because I felt that stocking and straightening groceries was really boring, so I guess I dreamed something interesting to make it less boring.
The only somewhat interesting thing that happened when I worked at that store was that one night a guy came riding into the store on a white moped, proclaiming that he was Jesus Christ.
There is one dream that I have always remembered, I don't know why, probably because I thought it was hilarious.
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It was a few years back when I was working night stock at a grocery store, so I of course had to sleep during the day. Well, I had a dream about a giant Russian guy, over 7 foot tall, who was bald and had one of those beards that was just around the mouth. Moving on with the dream, this Russian guy was in the store where I worked, I was there just stocking stuff. The guy tried to take over the store, he said that he was going to steal all the store's 7up so that he could take over world. So I sprang into action because I wasn't about to let him take all the 7up. Even though in real life I would have a huge height and strength disadvantage, I somehow was able to beat the guy up and kick him out of the store.
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Analyzing the dream, I guess that I was really bored with my job because I felt that stocking and straightening groceries was really boring, so I guess I dreamed something interesting to make it less boring.
The only somewhat interesting thing that happened when I worked at that store was that one night a guy came riding into the store on a white moped, proclaiming that he was Jesus Christ.
I had a very long and boring dream, in black and white, about being at a wedding, the groom was my dad, and the bride was stuck trying to get her large dress through the door, i couldn't see her face, she had a veil.
Obviously the dream couldn't have lasted more than a few seconds, but towards the end of the dream i had grown a thick beard and my eyebrows were so long they reached my chin.
And that is the ONLY dream i can remeber, since i was maybe 8.
Obviously the dream couldn't have lasted more than a few seconds, but towards the end of the dream i had grown a thick beard and my eyebrows were so long they reached my chin.
And that is the ONLY dream i can remeber, since i was maybe 8.
Okay, I had this dream once where my friend(who we will call Jordan) and alot of the people i eat lunch with were sitting at our normal lunch table when suddenly Jordan stood up and said he was a girl. Then I teleport to the next day where Jordan comes back 4 months pregnant and the father was the president of our student council(who is a girl). Then I get teleported outside in field and me and bunch of kids from my classes are playing capture the flag at night.And when I and another kid get to the flag we find it inside of a small tunnel. And some how the kid had some night-vision goggles and I took them to look down in the tunnel to find Jordan stuck in the hole while s/he is still pregnant. I promptly tried pulling him out but couldn't. I then get teleported back to school where i am going to one of my classes where i find we are having a party today. But the catch is that we have to leather sex wear. And when I go to walk into the room my teacher who is a guy comes out with a whip and says "You better get inside boy." So I do to find that everyone is dressed in a similar fashion. But I also see we have some KFC buckets sitting around. But when I go to get some i find the buckets empty. Then my teacher is says that we are all out. And when he says that I get teleported into a new Chevy Trail Blazer with Jordan in it driving very fast down a country road I normal drive on. As I am going a family of raccoons start walking out into the road. I then slam on the brakes and start to spin out. I hit the raccoons and regain control of the car. I then get teleported to a big conference room while two executives sitting at the far end opposite of where I am. One of says "Okay, your idea is good. Here is a 5000$ loan to have the biggest party ever." I turn to smile at Jordan who is eating a bucket of KFC. At that point I go back to my class room to find my teacher in his room filled with buckets and buckets of KFC. He says in a maniacal voice"Fwahahahaha, I will have a bigger party than Jordan.Fwhahahaha." I then see this insanely fat person in a kiddy pool filled with KFC chicken and a crocodile swimming in the chicken. I then see the guy pick up the front part of his fat and turn to his side. I then get teleported to where I am climbing Mt. Everest. And Jordan keeps calling me to ask if s/he can buy ring tones. Then i find myself wake to my alarm clock......This has to be one of my most vivid dreams I have ever had.
I dreamt my ex-girlfriend was pregnant. I went to see her, but her father answered the door and refused to tell me where she was, and wouldn't let me into the house. Knowing that something was wrong, I shot him and made my way into the house and up the stairs. I entered her bedroom, which was empty, there were scribblings on the walls, and a fire exit(which is rather out of place on the 1st floor of a English suburban home). I went through it, a fire alarm sounded and I was momentarily overwhelmed by a bright light. After a few seconds my vision returned to normal and I was on a dirt path(which I recognised as being near my house). My ex was stood in front of me, entirely naked except for a gas mask. Her mid-rift was sliced open, and by her feet there was a patch of freshly disturbed ground with a snorkle head sticking out of it.
And I woke up.
I had another dream where I was trying to buy a used boat off of Gerald from "Hey Arnold", he wanted $5 for it and I was still trying to haggle with him.
Somehow that one strikes me as infinitly more disturbing.
And I woke up.
I had another dream where I was trying to buy a used boat off of Gerald from "Hey Arnold", he wanted $5 for it and I was still trying to haggle with him.
Somehow that one strikes me as infinitly more disturbing.
I was picked up by a black limo that drove me down a rediculously narrow slum alley.
On the other side of the alley, surrounded by several other allies, was a hidden mansion. The walls had some seriously large 3 story high windows, wide enough for an elephant to squeese through.
I was to be the hostess. They made me wear a tophat, tuxido that was far too large, uncomfortable men's shoes, a stupid pink boa, & a wooden cane. They gave me a monacle, but I couldn't get the damned thing to stay on.
The mansion was full of my favorite rockstars & lots of Japanese crossdressers. David Bowie & Gackt were mimicing eachother, Mana & Izam were sharing a strawberry daquary & arguing about guitars.
There was an earthquake-like shaking & the windows rumbled. One of them exploded.
I gigantic Mothership resembling a pack of Trident bubblegum could bee seen outside the window. It opened up & little (car sized) individual pieces began to fly about the mansion.
One of the pieces abducted Izam, who spilled the daquary on his dress. Mana was shaking his fist & yelling "Hey! I paid for that drink!" Then Gackt & Bowie & Prince & Boy George & Milli Vanilli & Micheal Jackson & Tono Hakuei, & the guys from Dir en Grey pulled these huge guns from out of nowhere & started shooting at the gum.
& then I woke up.
The Antagonist of the story:
On the other side of the alley, surrounded by several other allies, was a hidden mansion. The walls had some seriously large 3 story high windows, wide enough for an elephant to squeese through.
I was to be the hostess. They made me wear a tophat, tuxido that was far too large, uncomfortable men's shoes, a stupid pink boa, & a wooden cane. They gave me a monacle, but I couldn't get the damned thing to stay on.
The mansion was full of my favorite rockstars & lots of Japanese crossdressers. David Bowie & Gackt were mimicing eachother, Mana & Izam were sharing a strawberry daquary & arguing about guitars.
There was an earthquake-like shaking & the windows rumbled. One of them exploded.
I gigantic Mothership resembling a pack of Trident bubblegum could bee seen outside the window. It opened up & little (car sized) individual pieces began to fly about the mansion.
One of the pieces abducted Izam, who spilled the daquary on his dress. Mana was shaking his fist & yelling "Hey! I paid for that drink!" Then Gackt & Bowie & Prince & Boy George & Milli Vanilli & Micheal Jackson & Tono Hakuei, & the guys from Dir en Grey pulled these huge guns from out of nowhere & started shooting at the gum.
& then I woke up.
The Antagonist of the story:
Two dreams for your reading entertainment:
1: I was running through a field, being followed by a unicorn, when I proceeded to turn and rip its head off by the horn. Then, I ate the severed head like an ice cream cone.
2: I was in a bar, and everyone was drinking from old-timey beer steins and wearing 18th Century clothes. I was approached by a man named Keith who pulled out a gun and shot me in the face.
I think I may have been force-fed crack cocaine.
1: I was running through a field, being followed by a unicorn, when I proceeded to turn and rip its head off by the horn. Then, I ate the severed head like an ice cream cone.
2: I was in a bar, and everyone was drinking from old-timey beer steins and wearing 18th Century clothes. I was approached by a man named Keith who pulled out a gun and shot me in the face.
I think I may have been force-fed crack cocaine.
I once had a dream that I was a brontosaurus living in the local lagoon. I woke up when a dalmatian with gigantic paws kicked me over the house.
I have some quite nice dreams when I'm in the middle of writing something when I go to sleep.
Possibly the best fun for me was when I was dreaming I was in one of my superhero stories, and then partway through it turned into a lucid dream and I was able to personally fight the Big Bad.
Yeah, that rocked.
Possibly the best fun for me was when I was dreaming I was in one of my superhero stories, and then partway through it turned into a lucid dream and I was able to personally fight the Big Bad.
Yeah, that rocked.
I walk down an alley, and about halfway through Darth Vader springs up from the ground. As I turn to go back, I see that the people from C.S.I have also sprung up behind me. At this point I'm inexplicably terrified and I force myself awake.I was confused by this dream immensly, especially the feeling of unexplainable fear.