Pathetic Superpowers

[Jeronus]

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=b0c03a0c60ed8db0c1590108ba3d1c13

Meg's greatest ability. At least, it matches her personality.

 

[Insanum]

The ability to glow dimly?

I saw that i a crappy disney movie...Cant remember the name.

The ability to summon snails. I hope you have the time to wait for backup...

 

[cowbell40]

"Form of: a bucket of water!"

 

[awsome117]

Meltman, with the power to...melt! "Action League Now", anybody?

You sir, win.

 

[Gigawolf1]

Almost any power can be made useful under the right circumstances. Sometimes the power just doesn't fit the character. Aquaman's* powers would be somewhat more impressive if they belonged to a villain**. If Evil Aquaman had been behind Jaws, the final scene would have involved a pod of whales. He could attack America's economy. Imagine an America in debt. Imagine him going to the North Pole and destroying the Fortress of Solitude.

*I neither encourage nor discourage a belief in Aquaman as a hero, villain, character, person, primate, representation of a species, or an orange and green fish thing.

**There probably is a villain with Aquaman's powers, who fails at every attempt at simple massacres. After all, who would Aquaman fight?

 

[Frankydee]

Captain Canada as seen here: http://theslackerz.com/index.php?nav=Comic&Page=33

I wanted to find the Lamer Man and his uncontrollable sobbing powers but it's late and I'm tired.

edit: it's three pages past the link, scroll down a bit.

 

[Zarthek]

The power to instantly turn into plastic when startled, I don't think it gets any more pathetic than that.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Meltman, with the power to...melt! "Action League Now", anybody?

I recorded that on DVR just to remember the good old-times They always seemed to die in blenders wich is a bit demented

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Whatever aquaman has and whatever Robin doesnt. Two worst "heros" ever are those two.

This, and Batman. He is the same as Robin, just bigger and is more full of himself.

Nah Batman's superpower is money, I could think of much worse things

 

[darkless]

The power of super strength but that doesn't include the passive ability of keeping your ground. So you pick up an elephant and you fall through the ground.

Or super strenght without gigantic hands so all the force isn't being applied to a very small area your hands would probably go right through the elephant.

 

[madcap2112]

Meltman, with the power to...melt! "Action League Now", anybody?

I recorded that on DVR just to remember the good old-times They always seemed to die in blenders wich is a bit demented

Yeah, it was always in blenders or getting run over by cars. Thank God for our violent un-PC childhood

 

[Malkavian]

Oh, no no no. I hate all DC characters except for a select few. Mainly Green Lantern. I grew up all Marvel, but even if I liked DC I'd still hate Batman.

The green lantern, you mean the guy who runs out of power juice during every important battle? The same one that belongs to a whole group of other lanterns who still cant keep the galaxy safe? Alright well i tend to not like DC much either, superman is a sanctimonious ass and ill take the Hulk any day to kil everything. I seemed to have gone off track here. Go Batman!

Don't forget that his main weakness is yellow. The colour yellow. I mean, stick a few post-it notes on him, and he's toast.

Most pathetic must be flatman, from the Deadpool comics. He can... Make himself flat...

 

[Timotei]

Aquaman.

I find it hilarious that there are people who will fight him in the ocean and not say, on land where his powers mean shit.

Now pardon me, I'm going to walk through this dark alley. Hopefully nowone will swoop down and kick my ass.

 

[Jedoro]

Being able to set yourself on fire at will.

And that being your only power

fixed.

Well at least ninja's wouldn't be able to catch you.

 

[headshotcatcher]

Why all the hate on aquaman, it'd be kickass to be able to talk to sea creatures and breathe underwater..

Sure its a bit weak compared to other superheroes but kickass nonetheless

 

[Debatra]

Meltman, with the power to...melt! "Action League Now", anybody?

Stinky Diver, a former navy commando with an attitude as bad as his odor!

The Flesh, he's super strong, and super naked!

Thunder Girl, she flies... like Thunder!

Has anyone else noticed that Melty's never actually used his power?

Meltman, with the power to...melt! "Action League Now", anybody?

I recorded that on DVR just to remember the good old-times They always seemed to die in blenders wich is a bit demented

Yeah, it was always in blenders or getting run over by cars. Thank God for our violent un-PC childhood

Let's not forget good ol' Chuckimation!

Ouchies!

 

[RobCoxxy]

The power to spontaneously combust? You'd die.

 

[ohellynot]

Being able to extend your nails at will.

And that being your only power

I think meg had that in an episode of family guy where the all gained super powers, in a "writen by the fans episode"
also meat vision

 

[Jedoro]

Being able to extend your nails at will.

And that being your only power

I think meg had that in an episode of family guy where the all gained super powers, in a "writen by the fans episode"
also meat vision

Yeah, that's where I got it from, someone already claimed the cookie.

But meat vision, I dunno... turn dirt into some tasty noms...