Poll: Girls love a bad boy

[ryuutchi]

Women are confusing, that's all I need to say.

Nah. You're just not trying hard enough.

 

[ThreeWords]

I think I'm a prime example of a great boyfriend. I have a nice girlfriend and her parents don't mind me. Her siblings think I'm alright and I fit well into her group of friends. We listen to the same music and we have loads in common.

[HEADING=1]ARE YOU JEALOUS OR WHAT?[/HEADING]

I have all of that except the parents bit so meeeeh. (They think I'm a drunk because ONE TIME ONLY, I turned up at her house early morning/late night and started loudly singing Queen songs. Humourless old codgers.)

Wow, er, are you me?

Nah, he's me... at least, I think he is...

 

[LalaLand]

Was that a Jason Mewes quote in there, ma'am?

Hahaha nice! 2 points and a cookie for noticing the subtle difference with the 's'

 

[szs0061]

ha i love the result numbers, the escapist needs more girls

 

[goatzilla8463]

Not right now i got dumped recently probably because i was too nice XD

HA! I win.

 

[ryuutchi]

ha i love the result numbers, the escapist needs more girls

Gamer girls assume that the forums will be full of guys like the ones on this thread and choose not to participate. To say "the Escapist needs more girls" abdicates responsibility for making the forums a place that women feel welcome. Which is, sadly, the problem.

 

[hailmagus]

Was that a Jason Mewes quote in there, ma'am?

Hahaha nice! 2 points and a cookie for noticing the subtle difference with the 's'

I could probably score another two points if I thought you were going for a Mallrats "you want a cookie?" reference... but I don't... so I don't.

 

[slevin8989]

Not right now i got dumped recently probably because i was too nice XD

HA! I win.

To reiterate i hate you

 

[ryuutchi]

Women are confusing, that's all I need to say.

Nah. You're just not trying hard enough.

You sure?

Perfectly. Spend more time with women and treat them like human beings and not like some weird alien creatures, and you'll figure it out eventually.

 

[LalaLand]

Was that a Jason Mewes quote in there, ma'am?

Hahaha nice! 2 points and a cookie for noticing the subtle difference with the 's'

I could probably score another two points if I thought you were going for a Mallrats "you want a cookie?" reference... but I don't... so I don't.

Hmmm... well that is where I got the cookie habit from - but yea it wasn't a direct reference to Mallrats. The only one I really steal from that movie is "This is my hetero life partner, Laura, STFU!"

Speaking of, anyone else going to Origins say 'hooo' - I feel like Laura and I will be sheep among wolves.

 

[LalaLand]

Women are confusing, that's all I need to say.

Nah. You're just not trying hard enough.

But tryings hard. /throws blanky away and then begins to cry cause he cant reach blanky ;D

That made me laugh very hard. Thank you.

 

[szs0061]

somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, i was just making a joke buddy

 

[smithy1234]

I can see there are a lot of women on The Escapist forums haha

 

[roboosh]

I'm not a "look at me in my leather jacket smoking and leaning on a wall yeahh just keep walking I am too cool" kinda person, but most people I don't know too well think I am some kind of drug dealing fail-at-school, and that's not getting me a girl on each arm. Far fucking from it

 

[goatzilla8463]

Not right now i got dumped recently probably because i was too nice XD

HA! I win.

To reiterate i hate you

Meh. In the end, I still have the girl.

 

[slevin8989]

Not right now i got dumped recently probably because i was too nice XD

HA! I win.

To reiterate i hate you

Meh. In the end, I still have the girl.

Right XD

 

[MercenaryCanary]

I always wanted to beat a girl who was stupid enough to keep going with people who treat her like shit, and then come to me and complain that their boyfriend is a total asshole, but when they're free suddenly I'm too nice... Well, at least I have a good girlfriend with me right now.

 

[damselgaming]

I think the Superman, Batman analogy sums it up pretty well. Superman is the guy that women want to marry, but Batman is the guy that women want to date. Does that help?

Surely women want to marry Batman, from what I understand he has a lot of money that could bu his lady pretty shiney thing.
Also I thought girls liked Spiderman after the whole upside down movie-kiss incident.