Poll: The Talk

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Pegghead

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Trust me my parents were cool about it. The way it would usually go is that one day I'd get curious about things like how babies are made so I'd just go up and ask my mum (I assume there would have been a long awkward period between me and my Dad if I'd asked him). And she'd give a fairly mature response, all the while answering any questions I posed to her such as "Couldn't the man just pee into a cup and make the ladie drink it?" or "Wouldn't the baby come out all smelly when the lady has to poop it out". And yes, back then I honestly thought that babies were excreted from a womans rectum, and I had no idea what semen (Siemen, seimen?) was.

But I always remember hating any sexual education classes we had to go through at school. Back in year 3 the video "Where do babies come from" was met with rounds of un-surprising laughter at any mention of penis or vaginah. Interrelate (Yes, that is what they called it) back in year 6 was an absolute joke, and at any mention of certain liquids coming from certain female orifices during certain times at least one girl would faint. Plus, any worksheet they handed out where we had to draw pubescant features onto diagrams of boys and girls I just used to draw features such as horns, moustaches and the like.
 

Vimbert

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Never had the talk. I had the misfortune to be scarred by some So Bad It's Horrible hentai at 12, and everything went downhill from there. *shiver*
 

Sonicron

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Sacman said:
I learned when I was very young because my dad used to tape over my power ranger movies on accident with pay per view porn...
So now every time you come across action figures in a store you get sweaty...? xD
 

GreyWolf257

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I got The Talk when I was about nine, but I first saw porn when I was about 6 or 7, when my sister's friends wanted to "show me something cool" on the computer. Now, I don't want to be vulgar, but the only picture I remember is this guy pissing in this woman's mouth... oh well! Aren't childhood memories just great?
 

Vimbert

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GreyWolf257 said:
I got The Talk when I was about nine, but I first saw porn when I was about 6 or 7, when my sister's friends wanted to "show me something cool" on the computer. Now, I don't want to be vulgar, but the only picture I remember is this guy pissing in this woman's mouth... oh well! Aren't childhood memories just great?
You really got me all misty-eyed. Such nostalgia.
 

Mozared

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"I never had The Talk, I had to learn on my own."
That, though I didn't exactly 'had to learn on my own'. I learned most of the crucial info from random sources before I had even had my first biology lesson (things like "careful with diseases" and "don't knock her up"). That, and while I do see eye to eye to my parents, I don't like talking to them about such subjects.

If only they had taught us something about the actual sex instead - thinking you've caused six big O's after the first encounter and finding out you instead missed completely and left her in heat the entire day is rather emberassing.
 

nohorsetown

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I got the talk over and over again from both my parents. They kept forgetting they had already given me the talk. They were both really freaked out about sex in general, but in different ways. It definitely started before I was 10, and kept on until like 15 or something. Towards the end of that period my mom got me the "what's-happening-to-my-body book for boys", and I really had to work hard not to laugh.
 

Brad Shepard

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i learned it myself around the age of 14 or so, then at 16 (I wish i was fucking joking) my parents tried to talk to me about it, i just told them i knew already and went back to playing FF8
 

Katherine Kerensky

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The talk?
I never had the 'Talk'. I was never interested in finding out.
So I ended up finding out on my own (A.k.a. compulsory science lessons).
And now, I'm still not interested. Which shocked a friend last week :p
 

Brad Shepard

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Sacman said:
I learned when I was very young because my dad used to tape over my power ranger movies on accident with pay per view porn...
I really dont know if i should laugh or feel sorry for you, no offence man.
 

joshthor

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i got the talk at 12. though i also got the talk from my bass line leader (he was a senior at the time)...my whole bass line did actually. though it was less about safety and more about how.
 

dalek sec

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Never had the talk, I thank the Lords of Kobol and the Cylon God for that.
 

Smokeydubbs

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I never had the talk about porn. But I did have it for women, kinda. My dad told me "I don't care what you do, just don't knock anyone up." This is fresh off of him hearing me the night before with my girlfriend who wasn't supposed to be there.
 

inpachi

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I never had the talk.. TV AND MOVIES DID THAT FOR ME.. And my dad left a long time ago so yeah had to learn how to shave by myself and how to pee straight how to blablablalba.. Sure i have a stepdad now but i hate his guts.. I consider him a family friend more than family..