Poll: What would you Evil Overlord base be?

[AssassinJoe]

-snip-

-slaps "return to sender" sticker on-

That's rude! I work so hard to get you something and you return it? Just for that, I'm taking you off my Christmas Card List!

Also I deflect the missile and use a computer virus to hack you navigation systems and make you crash into the Earth. HA!

hrmmm... How can I get out of this one?

How about: My spaceship has no wireless connections for you to use to send me the virus and uses computers plugged directly into my brain (making them hack-proof because I can think faster than a virus).

Also I use my tractor beams to pull the moon into the earth, crushing your fortress.

Ha joke's on you, because as you were using your tractor beam to crash the moon into my tower of doom, I used my tractor beam to position you right in between me and the moon and hold there! Now if you try to kill me with the moon you'll also be killing yourself. Make your next move.

 

[Idiotastic]

A McDonald's...
Kitchen.

Putting evil in your burgers...

 

[AssassinJoe]

I like the idea of having a dark tower in a land of misery and disease......no, not New Jersey.

Spaceship hahaha zap you from space hahaha

Big deal, I'll just use my giant magnet to make you crash into the earth. Top that!

Moon base. If you try to blow up the moon you'll fuck up the tides and who knows what else causing mass hytsteria and lot's of deaths. Therefore CAN'T TOUCH ME! (insert annoying music here)

So what if I fuck up the tides and cause mass hysteria and millions of deaths? I'm an evil overlord! The deaths of the innocent mean nothing to me! Besides, bigger waves mean better surfing for my henchmen.
*proceeds to blow up moon*

 

[EliteDave725]

Death Star!

Executor!!!

(Or whatever that super hyper-super-duper-uber-winfest star destroyer was)

The Executor looks like something that should be considered a tremendous winfest. However, it's bridge defense shields didn't even last five minutes of battle and was instantly taken down by a single, accidental kamikaze run.

On topic: My evil stronghold would be a city that I had converted into an undead-infested necropolis that would pollute the surrounding area to spread my influence.

 

[katsumoto03]

A spaceship, but only if it has a giant zappy gun...

 

[AngryMongoose]

It would be in a lovely scenic area in the country side, with houses by lakes made of wood and glass with grass growing on the top, and large forests full of secret passages and trees, modeled after Channelwood, and then I'd just make sure noone finds it. The one I'd use for PR purposes would be a giant castle forming into a giant tower, made of metals, cogs and moving parts, with a huge elaborate nuclear-bomb proof underground lair beneath it

 

[Tharwen]

In a volcano, definitely. That way, I can fire missiles out of the top while hiding the IR radiation with the activity of the volcano itself, just like in Evil Genius!

(Seriously, go and play Evil Genius now!)

 

[SlyderEST]

A subterranean fortress hidden in plain sight just below a huge city. There would be a castle and a moat of lava. Not sure how that would work but I'm evil dammit. Maybe I'll have the place under Dallas or, Phoenix. The heat of the lava won't be as noticed I assume.

Wait wait wait..... How can a subterrranean fortress be in plain sight? It'd be underground!

Not to say it's a bad idea but..... it seems you're a little split on your choice.

He means in the game Plain Sight. It's inhabited by robots who want to get as big as possible and then blow up to kill as much other robots as possible to get more upgrades to kill more robots to blow up with a bigger bang and then Earth explodes.

Now that's evil.

I'd probably go for a castle in top of a lava. Then I'll make portals to hell to banish pigs! And possibly get some pumpkins to decorate my castle.

EDIT: Or since I'm so unoriginal I'll make Mount Doom. Or a waterslide.

 

[WanderingFool]

Glass sided skyscraper. With a convenient helipad/shoot-out range/hand-to-hand arena on top with direct access to my evil lair a.k.a. office...

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I like the idea of having a dark tower in a land of misery and disease......no, not New Jersey.

Spaceship hahaha zap you from space hahaha

Big deal, I'll just use my giant magnet to make you crash into the earth. Top that!

Is your giant magnet a big horseshoe magnet and does it have the word "Acme" written on it anywhere?

Anyway, I'd also go with the giant spaceship. Fear my immense battleship of doom!!

As a matter of fact, yes it is an ACME magnet. I live in a tower of doom, what I do doesn't have to make sense.

Man, I'm getting in trouble with quite a few people on this forum.

Tower of doom? I would've thought you lived in a desert and chased road runners.

 

[MasterOfHisOwnDomain]

I can't vote, because there is no option for us megalomaniacs who like to combine their world domination with the convenience of late-night shopping, restaurants and clubs... I mean having an evil HQ in a big city of course. Crackdown-esque skyscraper, where I sit at the top in my bonsai-studded pagoda, laughing deviously.

If you can't tell I get far too into imagining myself as an evil overlord...

 

[AssassinJoe]

I like the idea of having a dark tower in a land of misery and disease......no, not New Jersey.

Spaceship hahaha zap you from space hahaha

Big deal, I'll just use my giant magnet to make you crash into the earth. Top that!

Is your giant magnet a big horseshoe magnet and does it have the word "Acme" written on it anywhere?

Anyway, I'd also go with the giant spaceship. Fear my immense battleship of doom!!

As a matter of fact, yes it is an ACME magnet. I live in a tower of doom, what I do doesn't have to make sense.

Man, I'm getting in trouble with quite a few people on this forum.

Tower of doom? I would've thought you lived in a desert and chased road runners.

That's my day job.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I already have a base. It's a fortified mansion that is underneath Lake Superior with other strongholds within the remaining Great Lakes.

 

[bak00777]

well it would have elements of all of the options but i would add the most awesome thing ever. I would build it on the back of a space turtle-whale. Thats right, a super cool evil base on the shell of a cosmo turtle-whale that i created by splicing the genes of a blue whale and a turtle, then put it in space.

 

[RastaBadger]

Huge underwater base.

 

[Berserker119]

Either in my basement or in the middle of a tundra.

 

[That-Ginger-Kid]

Volcano, simply because i'd be defeated by it erupting and them not having to do a thing.

 

[The Heik]

As The Title says I pose a question to you. If you were an Evil Overlord what would your base be?
I would have a castle.

I'd take the same tower from Overlord 2. It's underground and surrounded by lava! I could attack almost anywhere with secret tunnels, and I never have to worry about James Bond trying to stealth in.

[sub]Lets see your good looks and charm beat a lake of superheated rock.....[/sub]

 

[thatguy1]

I'll go for the cliche bond villan and have an island with a mountain carved to look like my face. No volcano though, If you have a volcano, your demise will always ALWAYS be falling into it.