Poll: Who would get your vote for Emperor of Earth?

[I'mANinja]

God Emperor of Mankind obviously. He's already Emperor.

Really, why isn't that in the pole. He has my vote too.

 

[chozo_hybrid]

I went with Batman XD

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Cthulhu! Or FSM! Nobody with an ego bigger then the country they live in. >_>

 

[mooncalf]

Malcolm McDowell.

Got my vote!

 

[Ham_authority95]

Batman.

Since its so hard to take him seriously, He might actually do a good job....

Also because he was on the poll and I'm just uncreative

 

[Dazherb]

Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas-Past from the Future. nuff said.

 

[Acidwell]

Wheres the zombie jesus option?

 

[ninjaman 420]

ron paul but he wasnt on the list so i voted for Cthulhu

 

[The Bread is Delicious]

Some crazy combination of Palpatine, for his manipulative political skills and evilness, Cthulhu for evilness and power, Dr. McNinja for ninja skills and a scientific mind, and finally Chuck Norris, for his power and awesomeness. It might make the universe explode though.

 

[rokkolpo]

Furburt or HUBILUB.

Because I know they would give me some sort of important job

that makes you the scary vizier behind the throne.

 

[rokkolpo]

Wheres the zombie jesus option?

he already died and resurrected (if you believe the bible) so he already is a zombie.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[blindthrall]

Uhhhh, hello? Teddy... However, there is one problem... he isn't actually dead. He just got bored of ruling a puny mortal nation like the United States, so he became dormant and is now sleeping, waiting for the arrival of one who could be a worthy challenge to him in battle. However, ruling the universe is another worthy objective.

Makes him sound like another candidate. Maybe his mustache got a little more...tentacly.

God Emperor of Mankind obviously. He's already Emperor.

Really, why isn't that in the pole. He has my vote too.

Sorry, I don't play Warhammer. For a minute I thought you guys were talking about Leo II from Dune.

ron paul

C'mon man there's a limit to how much evil the people of earth can stomach!

Chuck Norris isn't a candidate because Mr. T ate him. He's gone, and he's not coming back. Boo Hoo. This is also why Mr. T couldn't run-explosive diarrhea.

 

[HotFezz8]

myself

 

[AvsJoe]

"You're talking to the only man in this room who has that kind of experience!"

- Samuel L. Jackson, Snakes on a Plane

 

[Acidwell]

Wheres the zombie jesus option?

he already died and resurrected (if you believe the bible) so he already is a zombie.

Haha. True but he was resurrected by god and the problem with that is that he doesn't have enough of a hunger for brains. He also walks too fast.

 

[Jedoro]

I vote for the goddamn Batman.

 

[Chairehead]

I vote as my leader the feeling you get where the mood dies because you entered a room just as someone else is, or mastermind

 

[blindthrall]

Wheres the zombie jesus option?

he already died and resurrected (if you believe the bible) so he already is a zombie.

Haha. True but he was resurrected by god and the problem with that is that he doesn't have enough of a hunger for brains. He also walks too fast.

Jesus is a lich because he knows uber, high level spells, like raise dead. If you slay him he drops the Spear of Longinus.