Possible Zombie Alert for Australians

[WolfThomas]

Yeah well if he was a zombie it would appear that the police have arrested him and dealt with him appropriatley.

But they got bitten and he's still alive (or undead he's a zombie), so I'm counting at least 3 potential zombies.

I'm going to Mitre 10 tomorrow and buying a crowbar...

 

[Peanut Butter]

But Zombies don't have any body-heat, they can't survive in Antarctica!

There already dead - what they going to do freeze? & if they do freeze they will just come back when they defrost!

idea for a zombie movie? Global heating melts the poles, unfreezing all the zombies that were put there because they didn't have any other way to fully finish them...

haha kind of Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus meets 28 Days Later

 

[kilativ15]

Okay is it bad that im actually looking forwrd to a zombie apocalypse? Im pretty sure the army will be screwed, but us gamers will be fine since we know how to react!

 

[Dr. Wily III]

Spoiler: Problem solved

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

It's only Australia.

You spoiling for a fight boy?
OT: It's only victoria.

 

[Radelaide]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No, to Madagascar, the virus won't make it there, it never does.

GDI, I could never get Madagascar.

It's only Australia.

You spoiling for a fight boy?
OT: It's only victoria.

I'm surprised it isn't in Tazmania.

 

[SirDeadly]

Not to worry, our secret zombie killing weapon will take care of them. No one ever suspects the deadly drop bear!!!

 

[Communist partisan]

(Yellow snake95 is slowly loading his shotgun after closing the door) Come and get me!

 

[WolfThomas]

You spoiling for a fight boy?
OT: It's only victoria.

Typical, when not in the presence of Yanks, Poms or Sheep-shaggers, the Australian turns agaisnt his own.

I'll kick your New South Welshman behind so hard you'll wake up in Townsville!

Nah wait we should take the guy one who said "it was only Australia" first...

 

[Communist partisan]

Read zombie surival guide and you'll know zombies can walk under water and they walk under water in land of the dead too....

 

[feather240]

It's only Australia.

You spoiling for a fight boy?
OT: It's only victoria.

It's thanks to people like you that I'm the only medic! You and your dang high-powered rifles!

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No, to Madagascar, the virus won't make it there, it never does.

What if these zombies turn up clinging onto driftwood?.

 

[feather240]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No, to Madagascar, the virus won't make it there, it never does.

What if these zombies turn up clinging onto driftwood?.

They can walk on the ocean floor too...

 

[FROGGEman2]

Oh, this again? Damn, they really need to keep those illegal underground testing units more tight.

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No! That's where the zombie penguins are!

Damn it!

Space?

Meh, probably...[/

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No! That's where the zombie penguins are!

Damn it!

Space?

Dead Space?
Not a good idea.

ooo ooo idea...under water =D zombies cant swim =D
Vault 666 will work for me.

Extremely odd quoting style is extremely odd.

Bolded for reference.

 

[MySoxSmell]

You spoiling for a fight boy?
OT: It's only victoria.

Typical, when not in the presence of Yanks, Poms or Sheep-shaggers, the Australian turns agaisnt his own.

I'll kick your New South Welshman behind so hard you'll wake up in Townsville!

Nah wait we should take the guy one who said "it was only Australia" first...

excuse me i dont take kindly to this sheep shagger nonsense.

OT: oh god australias close to nz... im in nz... if the sheep get infected ... oh god its that horrible movie CENSORED come to life

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

The bigger question is can zombies drown?. If they can't, then their chances of surviving an ocean crossing is vastly improved.

 

[WolfThomas]

excuse me i dont take kindly to this sheep shagger nonsense.

I apologize sincerely, I needed slang for a new zealander for some reason the obvious Kiwi slipped my mind.

 

[Sethzard]

Quick get Yahtzee out of their

I'm sorry but I can't let that happen...

well then, try and stop me and my maces

 

[Jonny49]

I knew this day would come ¬¬

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

Its all OK though as because its Australian zombies there won't be any gore or blood and all the dead will vanish from the floor after about 3 seconds