Reasons you should not have kids.
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I'm apathetic towards the situation, and thus don't specifically care whether I have kids or not. it would be totally up to my wife, not me, because I would quite literally don't care about that. Sure I'd consider my ability to raise them at the time, but I doubt that I would find myself able to choose based on that.
A dog/ cat is shit loads cheaper and you can't use them as slave labour anymore (atleast iin most countries).
redstar alpha said:
You, sir, are a monster.
A monster.
But on a serious note, I'm pretty all right with kids when it comes to the basic entertain and feed, however I have a habit of doing things like pushing them on the swings harder than I thought and...yeah...
That could be the most epic name evar. I wanted to give my kids a reeeally long and complicated name. And I'll pay them to do things to make their mom angry so when she tries to shout out their full names she'll mess up and we'll all laugh. Ah hypoglycemia...sms_117b said:
And if it doesn't?ReZerO said:
There's one big issue with parenthood- it's a one-way door. There's no do-over, there's no "I don't like it, let's take it back to where we got it" (prepare for a good swift kick to the gonads if you ever suggest that to your child's mother, gents). Once a baby is born, you are by all measures responsible for the child for (at least) the next 18 years, and you will likely be involved with the child until they, or you, die.
People wiser, richer, and more mature than I have made an absolute mess of parenting. I won't risk the well-being of some theoretical child on the slim chance that I'll make it through that minefield just fine. If that makes me "selfish", then so be it.
I agree with you entirely. I hate the concept of the woman I am with actually having to go through all that. I want my lady to be as hot as possible for as long as possible. Not to mention the ungodly amount of money you can save by NOT having kids. I could actually afford to travel to nice place, eat at incredible restaurants and indulge all my hobbies without fear of having to some stupid little league game. I am also sure that having sex would be awkward knowing that the kids are in the room next door. I think people defend the, have children argument, only because that is what we are trained by society as something that we must do. If more people actually stepped out of their comfort zone and weighed the pros and cons of the argument, I think that more people would see the logic and think like I do. It's not to say that my argument is the best but that their is a lot of merit in what I have said. I applaud those free thinkers who go against the grain. Their are others out their who think like you.
Children can be stressful but that doesnt mena I wouldnt have them though I'm not ready for kids at all at the moment XD Im far too childish!
thats a great reason why YOU should never have kids.redstar alpha said:
and be in prison.
the number one reason you shouldn't have kids would be if you hate your country and you want it to die. Overpopulation is for the third world, europe, america, and several other places are dying.
Even if you have a perfect child some day in highschool they will think "I'm sick of being the little good girl/guy and I want to do something fun!'MaxTheReaper said:
Boom, perfect child is now dead.
Every other child up to that point will simply be disappointing.
Here's a list of why I don't want to have kids.
1.They're annoying.
2.They beg a lot.
3.They cry a lot.
4.They ask a crapload of questions (Unfortunately, I can't blame them for that)
5.You never have time for yourself.
6.They drain your money by having to buy them toys, food, clothing, paying for school and crap they will probably break.
7.They complain a lot.
That's what I think RIGHT NOW.
Who knows. Maybe I will think differently in the future (but I doubt it)
1.They're annoying.
2.They beg a lot.
3.They cry a lot.
4.They ask a crapload of questions (Unfortunately, I can't blame them for that)
5.You never have time for yourself.
6.They drain your money by having to buy them toys, food, clothing, paying for school and crap they will probably break.
7.They complain a lot.
That's what I think RIGHT NOW.
Who knows. Maybe I will think differently in the future (but I doubt it)
I will have kids later on in life, if only because it would make me seem more stable to people and I could shape and craft him into whatever I wasn't but wanted.
If it is a girl, I hope she favors me over her mother.
If it is a girl, I hope she favors me over her mother.
I'd rather not have any children, being that I remember how I was as a child, and in spite of the fact that I was far from horrible in comparison to numerous, numerous other children, I can't look upon my naivete and stupidity of those days particularly fondly.
This thread is giving me a massive hard-on.
Also, they take too much time and money away from Me. And I like Me too much to do that to myself. How can I support a lifestyle dedicated to playing video games, buying figures, and reading comic books if I'm morally obliged to feed, clothe, and educate a young child?
Besides, I think it's fun to enthusiastically tell people "no, I never want children" and watch the mixed expression of concern, pity, confusion, and sometimes anger spread over their face.
This. You can't change your mind if you decide you don't like raising children. Then you have to spend the rest of your life feeling miserable, and maybe guilty, while the child will grow up with the nagging feeling that mommy\daddy doesn't really love them.The Rogue Wolf said:
Also, they take too much time and money away from Me. And I like Me too much to do that to myself. How can I support a lifestyle dedicated to playing video games, buying figures, and reading comic books if I'm morally obliged to feed, clothe, and educate a young child?
Besides, I think it's fun to enthusiastically tell people "no, I never want children" and watch the mixed expression of concern, pity, confusion, and sometimes anger spread over their face.