So a Genie appears and grants you three wishes...

[Superhyperactiveman]

1. I wish pokémon was real
2.&3. I will save these wishes for problems in the pokémon world

Wish for Master Balls?

Stop talking about your master balls. I don't need to hear about them.

1. Ultimate wisdom
2. Inner Peace
3. A magic samurai sword.

If there's one thing I've learned it's that these three things allow you to kill anything with a face at any given moment with no reprucussions... Did I spell that right? Ah well.

 

[twaddle]

i wish i had the power to learn anything in and have complete understanding of it with the ability to apply what was in said book(s) into everyday life simply by looking at each page of the book for 2 seconds (then i could learn the wholes subject of college algebra in about 5 minutes and C++ is 10mins.

2. i wish to lose (blank) weight in about 60 days and never gain more than 10 lbs over that weight for the rest of my life.

I wish i had the power to heal anyone or anything be it physical or emotional(condition the power can only be used at night under moon light) i kinda want to help every1 but i don't want ppl th know it was me.

 

[twaddle]

have u considered if you go back wit the knowledge u have now you will also have the mental problems or bad habits you now as well to deal with
?

 

[Vitor Goncalves]

1 - Wish for the power to do ANYTHING with my mind.

2 + 3 are now pointless, so i'll keep him around forever and torment him ^_^

Ninja!!!! I thought of the same, my 1st wish would be have all wishes that I wanted fulfilled!!!
Damn you stealing my ideas ^^

 

[SnakeTalon]

I'd only need 1 wish
I'd wish to have the power of the Q
Wouldn't need to make any more wishes as I could do them myself

 

[SnowCold]

1. I wish pokémon was real
2.&3. I will save these wishes for problems in the pokémon world

Action replay?

I may save the 3rd one for when I'm in trouble and crazy cartoon antics won't save me , like you know, a gun being held to my head.

I'm pretty sure that AR has godmode in it.

 

[zhoominator]

1. Make it so I can never die. Ever.

2. A TARDIS that I can effortlessly pilot.

Then I'd use my new TARDIS to send a broadcast to every government telling them that if they don't give me everything I want then I'll use my final wish to destroy Earth (and everyone on it) and make my escape.

 

[Ghostkai]

1 - Wish for the power to do ANYTHING with my mind.

2 + 3 are now pointless, so i'll keep him around forever and torment him ^_^

Ninja!!!! I thought of the same, my 1st wish would be have all wishes that I wanted fulfilled!!!
Damn you stealing my ideas ^^

Perhaps I knew you were going to do it... because I actually had that wish granted! muahahahahaha. bow before the terrible power of my Omnibrain!

 

[El Poncho]

1. I wish pokémon was real
2.&3. I will save these wishes for problems in the pokémon world

Action replay?

I may save the 3rd one for when I'm in trouble and crazy cartoon antics won't save me , like you know, a gun being held to my head.

I'm pretty sure that AR has godmode in it.

That's no fun though, it's pokémon becoming real, not me going into pokémon

 

[Quiet Stranger]

1. To have 50 million dollars so I wouldn't have to work anymore or do anything

2. To have the power to "grab" anything from the future and bring it to our time, like say Left 4 Dead 25 or something

3. True love so yeah if the genie was female I would free her and make her my true love

 

[darkmushroomm]

Mine would be:

1. For All Points Bulletin to be released tomorrow.

2. To be the boss of a big video games developer.

3. To have the ability to read minds.

 

[Macgyvercas]

1) Unlimited income (hey, I have a lot of video games to buy)
2) Supreme intelligence (So I would never have to do bad in a course again)
3) The ability to make anything I don't like vanish from existance (that would get rid of dust and motion controls.)

 

[Atoli]

1) Wish for Deidara or Sasori to exist (whichever is easier to create)


2) Wish that DeiDei or Sassy was MINE :3


3) Wish for another genie.

 

[Colonel Alzheimer's]

1. A motherfucking Star Destroyer, with a full crew capable of operating it
2. The ability to put shit in this Star Destroyer like you can in the Sims
3. A wookie with a life debt to me
I'm such a loser...

 

[DanielBoe]

1) Get the hell out of my room ya blue bastard! I'm masturbating!
2) While you are here.. Make me a chicken & bacon sandwich.. NO mustard..
3) Ohh.. And you're free, now fuck off!..

 

[tomservo4prezident]

1. KH3 being released on 360.

2. To exist in a world of perfect political peace. [I.E. no terrorism, no rightwing vs leftwing]

3. A successful film career.

 

[avenged undead]

1. Complete and absolute mimicry of any skill that I see, hear of, or read about

2. Absolute control over all mimiced skills to the degree of being able to choose what skills i mimic and when i mimic any of them

3. To free every Genie in the universe and every parallel dimension that will ever exist

Yeah, I know that's cheap, but then no one will ever be able to stop me becuase I can mimic my genies powers before I make the third wish and be immune to anybody else trying to make me lose my power

 

[moose_man]

1)Most charismatic person on earth, but only when I want to.
2)To know all human knowledge
3)Portal Gun