So you just found out you're God
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Me? God? I'd reshape this ugly flabby-ass body, for a start--I'd turn gorgeous and go out for a stroll to be worshipped, casually bending laws of time and space in subtle ways, just to see who noticed. ((No one male would notice, because I would have really really huge tits.))
I'd come down to earth and send everyone in the Westboro "Batshit" Church to hell, which includes Fred Phelps, as he gets his own special corner of hell.
I then solve world hunger by making all soil infinitely furtile, and would reveal myself to everyone (can't worship the invisible man when he reveals himself). However, after doing so I would say that no religion was wrong (except for a certain hateful church mentioned above), and everyone is welcome to think of me as god or not, as it would still be their choice.
I would then end all war by making forcing all soldiers from all countries ot stay in thier home country as long as they carry weapons. Also, any weapon such as a missile or nuke that launches will simply vanish without a trace. I would also copletely rewrite the bible and clarify that I only hate; murder, thievery, rape, all kinds of discrimination (includes sexism and racism), and all other crimes that harm people. This would make gay marriage acceptable, and would allow people to live their lives hate free.
I'd basically make the world a utopia, and if people want to have war still they can perfect space travel, and take their problems somewhere else.
I then solve world hunger by making all soil infinitely furtile, and would reveal myself to everyone (can't worship the invisible man when he reveals himself). However, after doing so I would say that no religion was wrong (except for a certain hateful church mentioned above), and everyone is welcome to think of me as god or not, as it would still be their choice.
I would then end all war by making forcing all soldiers from all countries ot stay in thier home country as long as they carry weapons. Also, any weapon such as a missile or nuke that launches will simply vanish without a trace. I would also copletely rewrite the bible and clarify that I only hate; murder, thievery, rape, all kinds of discrimination (includes sexism and racism), and all other crimes that harm people. This would make gay marriage acceptable, and would allow people to live their lives hate free.
I'd basically make the world a utopia, and if people want to have war still they can perfect space travel, and take their problems somewhere else.
Step 1) Eliminate Chuck Norris jokes from reality.
Step 2) Eliminate politics
Step 3) Make intelligent dragon race, unleash on world.
Step 4) Record results, charge pay-per-view programming to other deities (dibs if you get this reference).
Step 2) Eliminate politics
Step 3) Make intelligent dragon race, unleash on world.
Step 4) Record results, charge pay-per-view programming to other deities (dibs if you get this reference).
Considering God is all-knowing and all-powerful, I'd probably design a spaceship that would have the ability to travel to other solar systems. Then I'd give the information to the Canadian space program, and take credit for the incredible technology. Following that I would investigate all the other planets in the galaxy, and create new ones with friend forms of life to be explored at a later date.
I sincerely disagree, sir. Many biological systems (such as cognitive thought) can appear to one uneducated in biology to be magical. You could argue that, indeed, all biological systems are a sort of "technology," the inner workings of which most people are woefully ignorant.Abedeus said:
And you can go even further than that! Wouldn't the shape and movements of galaxies appear to be magic from an ignorant point of view? And the stars in the sky? And so it makes sense that so long as the system is sufficiently advanced, whether it is technological or not, it may be indistinguishable from magic as you do not know how it works.
The whole point is not knowing how a particular system works. That makes it mysterious and potentially magical.
We do not know how consciousness works. We do not know how mindful decisions work (exactly) and so to us, they are indistinguishable from magic. We like to put "free will" or "soul" as a label on this particular sort of magic, though.
Course, some people claim to have an inkling that free will probably doesn't exist in a universe governed by physics as it is. I mean, can there really be an "outside force" that changes the brain in such a way to make this decision or that? Doubtful.
1.) Remove all my worldly debts.
2.) Erect a giant spiky mountain with humongous temple on top for humans to find me.
3.) From my thrown undo all the governments of the world and run the world, and universe as I saw fit. Offering blessings to my servants and curses to my enemies.
2.) Erect a giant spiky mountain with humongous temple on top for humans to find me.
3.) From my thrown undo all the governments of the world and run the world, and universe as I saw fit. Offering blessings to my servants and curses to my enemies.
My judgement merciless. My retribution, swift.
I'd fix all the problems then reshape the world in my glorious image!
I'd fix all the problems then reshape the world in my glorious image!
Create univers based off games, animes, films and books, then I would create my own personal world filled with superheroes, pokemon, scott pilgrim, Stargate charcters, battlestar galactica charcters and have a place based on the game Heavy Rain but after every week everything its reset and the killer changes and I try to figure out who it is.
And mabye I would cure every disease, give world peace and give certian people immortality and invincebility.
Or return to the way things were and try to figure out if I have been God all this time why did I make the world like this and try and figure out if other Gods exist and if theyre is we shall party.
And mabye I would cure every disease, give world peace and give certian people immortality and invincebility.
Or return to the way things were and try to figure out if I have been God all this time why did I make the world like this and try and figure out if other Gods exist and if theyre is we shall party.
Nah people are to stuborn. Make a game out of it... make all the nukes launch terminator judgement day style.enzilewulf said:
Then just have them all fail...
See how many of the world didn't have heart attacks or soil themselves.
Your god. Read the stories, he likes to screw with people...
First of all, make myself lose some effing weight, as apparently only an act of divinity can cause that to happen. Secondly, start serving up some righteous vengeance. As everyone's favorite sweary-ninja for hire once said, if you give people power they're going to want to abuse it.
Okay, but my point still stands that all three religions have the same God under different names, am I correct there?Souplex said:
Unless Hubilub is God in disguise...which wouldn't surprise me to be honest.
Sorry, I can't stay serious for very long.
