So, you wake up, and there's blood in your bed...

[Flailing Escapist]

What happened to that chick I banged last night?

 

[Tonimata]

Oh great, got raped again.

 

[my-brainisfullof-lag]

actually my mattress cover is red sooo i dont think ill notice it until i feel something wet 0_o

 

[Neosage]

Happened once... Well sort of. I woke up and I was bleeding, I took a picture actually :

Spoiler

My first thought was to take a picture although I needed to put a hat and shades on for extra snazz.

 

[Frostbyte666]

Ahhh crap it's too early for this

 

[Someone Depressing]

"I really... REALLY got to stop murdering hookers..."

 

[Baradiel]

WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That was brilliantly traumatic...

 

[mrF00bar]

Pray to the lord that I didn't go on another virgin raping spree.

lmao.

 

[Devon Dent]

I'd check my weiner first.

Ditto. But also if one of my cats is dead imma be pissed

 

[BlackSaint09]

Not again...

Stop, thief!

YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW.

[Resist Arrest]

Then Pay with youre blood!

 

[Mr Companion]

Probably means your mums on her period! Wahey! High five anybody? No? Ok... (Sorry for the dochey comment I had to)

 

[Meestor Pickle]

Not again...

Stop, thief!

YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW.

Pay the court a fine

OT: Wait, I have another side of the bed?!?!

 

[StormShaun]

Honey where are you...honey *eep*

 

[Zipa]

I would look for this sign

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Crap. Spilled my brautwurst all over the bed.

 

[sheogoraththemad]

when did I turn in a girl?

 

[Hoplon]

Unfunny story, Woke up with my face stuck to my pillow, slightly grossed out I got to the bath room to find half my face covered in blood.

Still no idea how I came to have blood all over one side of my face.

 

[EllEzDee]

If gaming has taught me anything, it's that i need to be prepared for a police officer to arrive in the next few minutes. Take a shower, avoid looking in the mirror, make my bed and then listen to the same 4 tracks on my cd player before explaining to the copper that the screaming was me falling on broken glass.
All in a day's work...

 

[Irriduccibilli]

*Sigh* I guess I forgot to use my tampons again... oh wait, i'm male...

 

[Sir-jackington]

a family member, not so much because they're dead more just because i woke up with them in my bed