The Killer Rabbit

[Neonbob]

I let him write another song and play it for the rabbit. I don't like his music much, if you couldn't tell.

Next Weapon: A drum kit.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I imitate Keith Moon on the who's performance on smother's brothers, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afjwxLXWQO4] line my bass drum with gun powder and blow it up in the bunny's face.

Next Weapon: Me

 

[Neonbob]

I grab you by the ankles and beat the rabbit to death with your body.
[sup]Coincidentally, that's pretty much the best way to get away with a double-homicide, too! [/sup]

Next Weapon: Hypodermic Needle.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I inject air into the rabbit's veins. The rabbit's blood clots and it dies.

Next weapon: Mr T

 

[Neonbob]

I tell Mr. T that the rabbit is a foo, and then sit back and watch the hilarity.

I'm gonna copy Zombie here
[sup]I'm curious what you'll come up with[/sup]
Next Weapon: Yours truly.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

You copy me, I'll copy you! (Suck on that)

I grab you by the ankles and beat the rabbit to death with your body.

Next weapon: A fridge

 

[Neonbob]

I stick the rabbit inside along with a quarter stick of dynamite, and then roll the fridge down a large, steep hill into a pit of spikes.

Next Weapon: iPod.
[sup]Nice choice [/sup]

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I put Pink Floyd on the iPod and play it to him. The result is that his mind is destroyed by the weirdness of it and he goes insane on an acid trip and dies.

Next weapon: A DVD player.

 

[Neonbob]

I put in an Uwe Boll movie, and the rabbit commits suicide at the halfway point.

Next Weapon: A black hole.

 

[Code_Rose]

I threaten to throw in the bunnies wife if he doesn't hop into the black hole himself.


Next: Astro-glide

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I throw the rabbit into the- The rest is self explanatory.

Next weapon: Ikea

 

[Neonbob]

I put the rabbit into one of the hideously uncomfortable chairs and the agony kills the rabbit.

Next Weapon: A dull razor.

 

[Code_Rose]

I shave the rabbit horrendously the first day of school. He dies of shame.

A pensil.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I sharpen the pencil until it's really really sharp and then stab the rabbit to death with it.

Next Weapon: World of Warcraft

 

[Code_Rose]

Buy the rabbit a subscription. He is never heard from again


Bamboo

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I wrap the rabbit in bamboo and give it to a panda.

Next weapon: A clock

 

[Code_Rose]

He jumps down a hole with the clock into wonderland. The antigravity device malfunctions and he splats.

A spray bottle.

 

[Neonbob]

I stab the minute, hour, and second hands into one of the rabbit's eye.
spray the rabbit so much that it drowns in the mist.

Next Weapon: Usb Hub.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I sell it to him, then use the money he gave me to buy a gun and kill him.

Next weapon: A fireplace

 

[Neonbob]

I get a nice fire going, then once the rabbit has relaxed, I use the fireplace poker to brain it.

Next Weapon: A straightjacket.