The Kingdom of Escapistia (Any relation to persons alive or dead is coincedental, shush)

[Daystar Clarion]

Why must we add silly hats?

Can't normal ones work, but in wacky colors?

Like purple!

Purple's wacky!

Only I get a silly hat.

You're not important enough to be deserving of a silly hat.

 

[him over there]

Why must we add silly hats?

Can't normal ones work, but in wacky colors?

Like purple!

Purple's wacky!

Only I get a silly hat.

You're not important enough to be deserving of a silly hat.

Your silly hat appears for more like chibiterasu than amaterasu. Clearly you are hardly a full fledged god.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Why must we add silly hats?

Can't normal ones work, but in wacky colors?

Like purple!

Purple's wacky!

Only I get a silly hat.

You're not important enough to be deserving of a silly hat.

Your silly hat appears for more like chibiterasu than amaterasu. Clearly you are hardly a full fledged god.

Nah, this is more like a Chibi hat.

Spoiler

 

[wintercoat]

snip

Now that you mention it...

Spoiler: Behold my magnificent hat!

[HEADING=1]Awwwww yeeeeeeah![/HEADING]

I love how underneath in parentheses it states "That white wolf you run around as". Kinda says something when you have to clarify who Amaterasu is.

 

[Carbonyl]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!

[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]


Why am I the jester?

I don't even have a stupid hat!

It's because you are the most entertaining.

Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.

Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.

 

[Muspelheim]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

*The thundering sound of two thousand ponyhooves slamming together*

Long live the Queen! Long live the Queen!

This is the best thread ever. Of all time

OT: Surely His greatness, Lord Yahtzee, should be Commander of the legion?

No. He sits in his unsettlingly phallic ebony and gold tower, putzing away at a new oration to pleasure the masses with every week.
And at the base of the tower is a tavern, to boot!

>_>
<_<
Can I get directions?

Simple. The ivory tower justs out like dried bone in the desert, past the Terrorweb Spiderforest and right at the edge of fabled Bruceland, where the land meets the seas, at the edge of the flooded ruins of Bri's Bane. It, and the legendary tavern, can be seen for miles. On a moonlight night, the giant fiberglass breasts affixed to the structures glitter in the celestial shine...

Be warned, however... Stay on the road, and keep your wits about you, ere the podcats get hungry...

 

[Daystar Clarion]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!

[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]


Why am I the jester?

I don't even have a stupid hat!

It's because you are the most entertaining.

Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.

Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.

You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

You guys aren't sufficiently fearful. I should go pillage something...

Spoiler: for illustration

 

[Carbonyl]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!

[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]


Why am I the jester?

I don't even have a stupid hat!

It's because you are the most entertaining.

Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.

Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.

You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.

Problematically, I don't think I can live up to being the one who "Knows and Sees All". I might be capable of pulling off "Crazy Old Owl" but I am not that old. And my owl is a tiny owl.

I'm pretty sure my special internet talent is just being slightly more surreal than any situation calls for. Can that be a job? Resident surrealist? Is there an old-timey name for that?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!

[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]


Why am I the jester?

I don't even have a stupid hat!

It's because you are the most entertaining.

Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.

Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.

You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.

Problematically, I don't think I can live up to being the one who "Knows and Sees All". I might be capable of pulling off "Crazy Old Owl" but I am not that old. And my owl is a tiny owl.

I'm pretty sure my special internet talent is just being slightly more surreal than any situation calls for. Can that be a job? Resident surrealist? Is there an old-timey name for that?

You never sleep

The Tiny Owl Who Never Sleeps.

 

[Carbonyl]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!

[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]


Why am I the jester?

I don't even have a stupid hat!

It's because you are the most entertaining.

Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.

Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.

You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.

Problematically, I don't think I can live up to being the one who "Knows and Sees All". I might be capable of pulling off "Crazy Old Owl" but I am not that old. And my owl is a tiny owl.

I'm pretty sure my special internet talent is just being slightly more surreal than any situation calls for. Can that be a job? Resident surrealist? Is there an old-timey name for that?

You never sleep

The Tiny Owl Who Never Sleeps.

I CAN DO THAT! My job is not sleeping! I am good at not sleeping! That is another one of my super-special talents. I am now a very special, sleep-deprived, snowflake.


ALSO
For once, I have something on-topic to say: The capital of Escapistia is the shining city of Featurea, built from great Articles by members of the Order of Writers.

 

[wintercoat]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!

[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]


Why am I the jester?

I don't even have a stupid hat!

It's because you are the most entertaining.

Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.

Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.

You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.

Problematically, I don't think I can live up to being the one who "Knows and Sees All". I might be capable of pulling off "Crazy Old Owl" but I am not that old. And my owl is a tiny owl.

I'm pretty sure my special internet talent is just being slightly more surreal than any situation calls for. Can that be a job? Resident surrealist? Is there an old-timey name for that?

How about "The Owl Who Sees Things Slightly Askew From Normal"? Too long?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!

[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]


Why am I the jester?

I don't even have a stupid hat!

It's because you are the most entertaining.

Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.

Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.

You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.

Problematically, I don't think I can live up to being the one who "Knows and Sees All". I might be capable of pulling off "Crazy Old Owl" but I am not that old. And my owl is a tiny owl.

I'm pretty sure my special internet talent is just being slightly more surreal than any situation calls for. Can that be a job? Resident surrealist? Is there an old-timey name for that?

You never sleep

The Tiny Owl Who Never Sleeps.

I CAN DO THAT! My job is not sleeping! I am good at not sleeping! That is another one of my super-special talents. I am now a very special, sleep-deprived, snowflake.


ALSO
For once, I have something on-topic to say: The capital of Escapistia is the shining city of Featurea, built from great Articles by members of the Order of Writers.

And you can perch entryway to the Ye Olde Brovenger headquarters, barraging newcomers with sleep deprived eccentricity.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Why must we add silly hats?

Can't normal ones work, but in wacky colors?

Like purple!

Purple's wacky!

Only I get a silly hat.

You're not important enough to be deserving of a silly hat.

Now you want a monopoly of the silly hats!?

Why would you do that?

Can't hats be shared by all? I dream of a world where ALL can enjoy them!

 

[Carbonyl]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!

[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]


Why am I the jester?

I don't even have a stupid hat!

It's because you are the most entertaining.

Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.

Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.

You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.

Problematically, I don't think I can live up to being the one who "Knows and Sees All". I might be capable of pulling off "Crazy Old Owl" but I am not that old. And my owl is a tiny owl.

I'm pretty sure my special internet talent is just being slightly more surreal than any situation calls for. Can that be a job? Resident surrealist? Is there an old-timey name for that?

How about "The Owl Who Sees Things Slightly Askew From Normal"? Too long?

Too long, even for a ridiculous Olde-timey name. Unless you are being introduced at a royal ball.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Can I have a function in this kingdom?

Oh oh! Can I be the village drunk?

 

[Infernai]

Court Jester?!

[sub][sub]My vengeance shall be swift and terrible...[/sub][/sub]

Hey, At-least you GOT a mention! I didn't get nothing!

I'm going to just pretend that I'm one of the main villains and a boss that has to be fought towards the end of the game. A far more sinister version of Daystar that has to be fought and is sort of like Kefka in a way. (Thinking former court magician who was exiled but funnily enough nobody remembers).

I CAN DREAM DAMNIT!

 

[Carbonyl]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!

[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]


Why am I the jester?

I don't even have a stupid hat!

It's because you are the most entertaining.

Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.

Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.

You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.

Problematically, I don't think I can live up to being the one who "Knows and Sees All". I might be capable of pulling off "Crazy Old Owl" but I am not that old. And my owl is a tiny owl.

I'm pretty sure my special internet talent is just being slightly more surreal than any situation calls for. Can that be a job? Resident surrealist? Is there an old-timey name for that?

You never sleep

The Tiny Owl Who Never Sleeps.

I CAN DO THAT! My job is not sleeping! I am good at not sleeping! That is another one of my super-special talents. I am now a very special, sleep-deprived, snowflake.


ALSO
For once, I have something on-topic to say: The capital of Escapistia is the shining city of Featurea, built from great Articles by members of the Order of Writers.

And you can perch entryway to the Ye Olde Brovenger headquarters, barraging newcomers with sleep deprived eccentricity.

I can be that crazy person (Owl) on the street who randomly grabs you to tell you about the sky jellyfish! Or explain RNA binding. It's a crapshoot.

 

[wintercoat]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!

[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]


Why am I the jester?

I don't even have a stupid hat!

It's because you are the most entertaining.

Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.

Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.

You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.

Problematically, I don't think I can live up to being the one who "Knows and Sees All". I might be capable of pulling off "Crazy Old Owl" but I am not that old. And my owl is a tiny owl.

I'm pretty sure my special internet talent is just being slightly more surreal than any situation calls for. Can that be a job? Resident surrealist? Is there an old-timey name for that?

How about "The Owl Who Sees Things Slightly Askew From Normal"? Too long?

Too long, even for a ridiculous Olde-timey name. Unless you are being introduced at a royal ball.

Well, eccentric people always need a backup "long as fuck" name to confuse people when being introduced. Makes things more entertaining.