The Most Horrific Pain of Your Life

[blarghblarghhhhh]

Giving birth.


I win.
/thread

having invasive kidney surgery on a kidney stone that had started to grow into my ureter(thing between kidney and bladder). the surgery involved taking a laser strapped to a camera and sticking it inside my penis and weaving it through my insides to reach the kidney where they lasered(technical term) it into as small of peices as possible making it feel like ground up glass. The surgery was supposed to take an hour and a half at the most. Mine took over three and a half hours. I wake up in my room and stumble into the bathroom. I try to pee and my knees buckle from the pain of passing finely ground stone through my very sore penis. My head smashes against the toilet and I pass out.

Three weeks later I have to go get the stint removed. this involves shooting a numbing agent into my penis then folding over the tip and clamping it shut with a clip. It was numb so it didnt actually hurt physically, just psychologically. They then had to go back inside with a camera to take the stint out. Like I said penis was numb, insides were not. I would describe the pain as feeling like your being stabbed from the inside out. I could literally feel the camera inching its way through my insides until it got to the stint where the doctor had to manually maneuver the camera to unhook the loops holding the stint in and then yank it back out.

I win?

 

[Screamarie]

After my wisdom teeth got cut out of gums....it was torture. A couple of hours after I had woken I had to replace the gauze in my mouth but the pressure of the guaze was the only thing that made it bearable.....felt like someone had stabbed me in the gums....which I suppose is somewhat true.

 

[Doctor Drizzle]

I had a rare complication with my broken leg called compartment syndrome. My leg swelled to nearly three times its size. In the process my nerves were crushed from all the pressure. The pain from this was greater than anything I ever imagined. In the end I needed 7 surgeries, a skin graft and a rod inserted into my leg. The good news is that I got to keep my leg. Before my seventh surgery the Doctor told me to expect an amputation, which didn't happen.

 

[Christopher Bryer]

Teeth pain, broken teeth, I thought childbirth was horrid, gut renching bad...but my tooth breaking afew months after said birth...was just....there is no fucking word for it...it more more then pain, it made it impossible to do or think about anything except that pain, which i say again can't be titled as pain it was so much more then that.



****Edit bloody hell I posted this under my brother Escapist login *kills brother for not logging out*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Breaking my Radius and Ulna bones like twigs and not being able to get help fr them for about a day. Every little twitch of pain or otherwise that I made with that hand reduced me to tears.

 

[JochemDude]

I fell in a little trench somewhere near panama canal, which had bullet ants in it. I can only remember the first seconds of extreme pain then I fainted and woke up FOUR days later. Not like I wasn't done with it then cause those bites sting like a ************ for weeks and kept my left hand numb for 2 months. Yes I'm allergic to these kind off bites and yes I they bite me more than 10 times

 

[Flackster]

I'm going to go with the morning after my open heart surgery, i couldn't move at all, it hurt to breath, and the pain killers did little to suppress the pain.

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Migraines - once every two weeks. :/

It feels like a dwarf sitting on my head hitting me with a hammer and calling me a tosser.

[small]Shut up, Steve. [/small]

 

[akibawall95]

The worst was right before I was diagnosed with Crohn's disease. I had the worst stomach aches in the world and I vomited every day. Then shortly after getting medication for it the medication no longer had an effect on me so my pain came back. Thankfully now I am on a new medication and am doing much better and have not had stomach pains for months.

 

[SketchyFK]

Fell through a table and shattered my elbow on a concrete floor. That wasn't sore.
The lady who told me to move it so she could X-ray it clearly. That was sore.

My mum later described breaking a bone to child birth. I'm a guy I have no way to compare this. Although the sharp bone shards pushing into soft tissue and muscle, twisting it and holding the position, deliberately forcing myself to hold the pain.

I'm glad I never have to experience child birth.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Either tearing some hair out of my scrotum (they got caught in the zip) or when I got headbutted and bit a full centimetre off of my tongue.

Alsmost died from blood loss from that as well. It's hard sitting an exam just after losing about 2 pints of blood.

 

[Sovereignty]

I burnt my tounge with some hot tea, couldnt taste for about 2 months!

I feel your pain. Those days spent without taste hurt more then anything else!

 

[Clearycousin11]

I get into a lot of painful situations. the ones that come to mind is when my arm got wrapped around a bicycle handle and was crushed as i flipped forward. Another would be having my toe burned from a surgical procedure (it didn't hurt then but whenever it touches anything IT KILLS). Getting kicked in the face is pretty bad too.

 

[Tsun Tzu]

Exposed nerve.

Worst thus far, but there's still time.

 

[nofear220]

Giving birth.


I win.
/thread

having invasive kidney surgery on a kidney stone that had started to grow into my ureter(thing between kidney and bladder). the surgery involved taking a laser strapped to a camera and sticking it inside my penis and weaving it through my insides to reach the kidney where they lasered(technical term) it into as small of peices as possible making it feel like ground up glass. The surgery was supposed to take an hour and a half at the most. Mine took over three and a half hours. I wake up in my room and stumble into the bathroom. I try to pee and my knees buckle from the pain of passing finely ground stone through my very sore penis. My head smashes against the toilet and I pass out.

Three weeks later I have to go get the stint removed. this involves shooting a numbing agent into my penis then folding over the tip and clamping it shut with a clip. It was numb so it didnt actually hurt physically, just psychologically. They then had to go back inside with a camera to take the stint out. Like I said penis was numb, insides were not. I would describe the pain as feeling like your being stabbed from the inside out. I could literally feel the camera inching its way through my insides until it got to the stint where the doctor had to manually maneuver the camera to unhook the loops holding the stint in and then yank it back out.

I win?

You win, I hate when women pull the "giving birth" card.

 

[KaosuHamoni]

As I young child I suffered from THE WORST mouth ulcers. I used to wake up screaming because it felt like someone was ramming a White-hot iron rod into my mouth.

Then there was also the time I sprained all ten fingers simultaneously... Don't ask. -.-

Edit: Don't know how I forgot this, but Meningitis.

/thread

 

[Wes1180]

Having my appendix taken out without anesthetic, although I don't remember it, I'm sure it was painful as hell. (Still counts right? )

 

[michiehoward]

It isn't really giving birth part that is bad IMO, its the multiple sometimes high double digits hours you spend in active labour, and when it really comes on you can't rest or catch your breath, its relentless crashing of wave after wave of pain

 

[Cogwheel]

Stabbed once, hit by a car quite a few times. Had to walk a few miles back home some of those times, often with a broken leg.

Toss-up betweeen all those times, really. Stabbing was in the arm, so it probably ranks lower.