Once i was out drinking with my friends and noticed during the night that I could not pee though i felt a strong urge to do so. This got progressively worse till at 5 in the night my stomach was swollen to pregnancy-esque size and I was in alot of pain. I rush to the hospital where they scan my bladder to find that it has over about 800ml of pee in it that for some reason cannot get out. So they decide to foley catheder me
IE. STICK A PLASTIC TUBE DOWN MY PENIS.
Now I have heard of this practise before and thought it would be some nasty shit to go through but being still very drunk and in pain i of course agree to the catheder.
Now the nurse fearing that i might go into renal failure if more urine is allowed to build up doesn't have time to wait for the sedative to work so she just jams that ************ down there (this is where the fun starts) - suddenly ALOT of dark nasty blood starts pulsing out of my penis much to the distress of the nurse who runs for a doctor who discovers that the reason that i couldn't pee was that my urethra had scar tissue in it (probably from being socked in the nuts at some other occasion) and that the foley catheder has:
PIERCED THE URETHRA!
Now desperate to prevent renal failure they attempt the catheder procedure 3 more times with different sized catheders increaseing the bleeding every time untill i am practically soaked in blood - at this point the sedative is finally beginnning to kick in - relaxing my muscles to the point where i am able to painfully pee a little (with chunks of coagulated blood comming out too). Considering renal failure now tempoarily avoided they rush me with ambulance to a uroligical special department on another hospital where they attempt (unsuccesfully) to catheder me 4 more times. Since they cannot get the catheder to work, they want me to go to another department and be submitted for gettting a catheder inserted through the stomach. As I'm walking to the other department after 5-6 hours of getting my dick molested while being drunk and not having anything to eat or drink, I pass out in the hallway.
The next day i wake up in a hospital bed scheduled for surgery where they stuff a camera and a scalpel down your urethra and cut away the scar tissue that is causing the block. The surgery is succesful, a foley catheder is finally inserted and i walk around with a catheder in for 14 days while my penis heals.
Since the nerves in my penis seem to have suffered some damage making sex feel like less. On the bright side I will never have problems with premature ejaculation as it usually takes me about half an hour.
Worst thing that EVER happened to me
