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ZenMonkey47

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ABY57 said:
ZenMonkey47 said:
ABY57 said:
ZenMonkey47 said:
The absolute worst place to have a zombie threat is Japan.
1) super condensed population
2) guns strictly controlled
3) maze-like streets
4) population that tends to look the other way when it comes to weird stuff

I swear, if there was a zombie eating someone alive on a train over here, the other occupants would pretend to look disinterested because staring would be "rude".
That would make a hilarious movie though, huh?
and how! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy7l5w0t4W4
Awesome find! Now we know that Karate( or whatever is used in that video ( I can't tell, so sue me ) ) is useless against the undead!
But it remains as the best way to deal with tweens. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SanWyvMQunI
 

ABY57

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Indigo_Dingo said:
ABY57 said:
Indigo_Dingo said:
ZenMonkey47 said:
The absolute worst place to have a zombie threat is Japan.
1) super condensed population
2) guns strictly controlled
3) maze-like streets
4) population that tends to look the other way when it comes to weird stuff

I swear, if there was a zombie eating someone alive on a train over here, the other occupants would pretend to look disinterested because staring would be "rude".
Same thing with train molestation, which is one of the problems I have with Japanese society.
I think theres a site for that...of coarse there's a a site for everything...The Japaneses are weird, but they give us good video games, so they're excused.

EDIT- oh, and anime, anime is good too.
Yeah, but they also ate Australian P.O.W.'s, keep killing our whales and created Hentai, including tentacle porn and Dickgirls. Thats 2-several billion against them.
Yea...they took anime too far by making it very, very twisted...and they probably should kill something less...whale-ish...but i think we're gettin a little off topic.

Zombies will be nullified if you cover their eyes. Get silly hats and shove 'em over their heads...If Dead Rising has taught me anything, it's that zombies trying to kill every living thing, mainly being you, doesn't have to be a horrifying experience...it can be hilarious too.
 

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Almightyjoe said:
*see previous post concerning the venomous nature of Australia's... everything
Zombie Brown Snakes?! Zombie Funnel Web Spiders?! Zombie Blue Ringed Octopus?!

Nah, zombies only affect primates only. So I guess zombie monkies and apes. Ohhh Zombie King Kong. A wizard could kill ZKK.
 

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Almightyjoe said:
Zombie King Kong v Zombie Poison Ent...

Epic, totally epic, that deserves a soundtrack composed of rock and star wars fight themes

oh man, i don't mean to take all the credit, but i think i killed this thread...

thats epic
$50 on Zombie King Kong. He would totally kick monkie arse.
 

PurpleRain

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Almightyjoe said:
ahem, POISON ent, kong would just die, and then treebeard the zombie would be like, 'pwned, fool!'
Ahem, poisons don't work against zombies. Remember that scene when KK ripped up a tree? Well now imagine Zombie King Kong doing that to a slow(er) moving zombie tree. Dead and then dead some more.

Wow, I just imagined something. The climatic ending of KK were he gets shot and killed, now replace KK with ZKK. The planes wouldn't do shit and Ann would be eaten right at the start. That's one easy step to make the movie better.

Indigo_Dingo said:
How about Zombie King Kong vs. Zombie Godzilla? If you made it, someone would watch it.
No offence, but if you stay true to each franchise, Godzilla is at least... 100 times bigger then KK. So a simple foot splat should do nicely.
 

Torchlyte

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Honestly, there's no point trying to survive on your own. If you can't establish a safe haven, you might as well put a bullet in your brain.

As for the short term, I'm not sure heading for supermarkets would be a good idea. You'd run into zombies pretty quick.
 

PurpleRain

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Indigo_Dingo said:
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How about Zombie King Kong vs. Zombie Godzilla? If you made it, someone would watch it.
No offence, but if you stay true to each franchise, Godzilla is at least... 100 times bigger then KK. So a simple foot splat should do nicely.
Actually, the original idea of King Kong Vs. Godzilla has been done before (With the Japanese and American versions each showing a different outcome). I know its crap, but so is the concept behind Alien Vs. Predator, or Freddie vs. Jason, or indeed any crossover fight save perhaps Super Smash Bros.
Yes but KK Vs Big G was more of a comedy then a real film. But the Americans loved it and took it too seriously. It made a a load of dosh and the francise took off where Godzilla kills monsters one after another. Francly the best crossover ever made was any film where Godzilla teams up with Mothra.

Almightyjoe said:
i glanced back at page 1 briefly, and i can honestly say that i have no idea how we got here, i think i was somehow involved...
Well I said ZKK and you said Zombie Ent. I guess we met up in the middle. The fact that Indigo_Dingo said Zombie Godzilla has put both our creations to shame. Although how does one make a zombie Godzilla?
 

Surggical_Scar

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Point: Zombie flesh is highly toxic, and doesn't transmit the virus. All you'd end up with is a 20-ton, dead lizard.
 

ABY57

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I've been gone for about...14 hours, so I will answer some of these questions.

In my mind, the zombie virus would be transmitted by blood to blood contact. So, if a zombie's mouth is full of blood, and bits through your skin, you're screwed. I suggest giving it some Orbit mints and ensuring their dirty mouth is no longer.

Also, because I am a Cloverfield nerd, lets throw Clover into the mix. I'm not so sure he isn't a zombie as is. I mean, he gets pounded by missiles throughout the entire movie, and if you're a real Cloverfield nerd, you'd know that the monster's still alive after the ending, big boom.

If you put Clover into the equation, ZKK will get its head bitten off within 3 seconds. Then ZC and ZG would fight it out for eternity. Because i don't think either would be able to kill each other. It all depends on whether or not ZG still has his Nuclear Breath. If not, then ZC would probably win because he could fit ZG's head into it's mouth about 3 times over.

Woo...This thread is officially completely off-topic from where it originally was...in the off-topic section...Congrats people...