"Wait... You Believe That?"

[TheSentinel]

]Truthism!

Apparently, she actually believes all of this, for real.

Oh that site is truly priceless!

A little Excerpt:

Spoiler: On Women

Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need someone else to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "*****," in case you didn't know).

And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.

Whoever wrote this seems awfully mad that he just cannot get laid. I guess writing those kinds of things on that site naturally lead to a self-imposed celebate life.

Yeah, because no one ever writes things like this intentionally because it is funny, despite not believing it themselves.

That isn't sarcasm. I'm super serious.

 

[[guys_its_ok]]

]Truthism!

Apparently, she actually believes all of this, for real.

Oh that site is truly priceless!

A little Excerpt:

Spoiler: On Women

Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need someone else to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "*****," in case you didn't know).

And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.

Whoever wrote this seems awfully mad that he just cannot get laid. I guess writing those kinds of things on that site naturally lead to a self-imposed celebate life.

Oh WOW, I can't believe I never saw that before! That's really sad. But also really funny

-snip-

hahahaha, nice, I'm gonna go send them one too. It's just gonna be "Seriously?!?! SERIOUSLY?!?"

 

[[guys_its_ok]]

]Truthism!

Apparently, she actually believes all of this, for real.

Oh that site is truly priceless!

A little Excerpt:

Spoiler: On Women

Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need someone else to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "*****," in case you didn't know).

And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.

Whoever wrote this seems awfully mad that he just cannot get laid. I guess writing those kinds of things on that site naturally lead to a self-imposed celebate life.

Yeah, because no one ever writes things like this intentionally because it is funny, despite not believing it themselves.

That isn't sarcasm. I'm super serious.

Of course it's trolling lol, it's still really funny!

 

[Gaderael]

]Truthism!

Apparently, she actually believes all of this, for real.

Oh that site is truly priceless!

A little Excerpt:

Spoiler: On Women

Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need someone else to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "*****," in case you didn't know).

And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.

Whoever wrote this seems awfully mad that he just cannot get laid. I guess writing those kinds of things on that site naturally lead to a self-imposed celebate life.

Yeah, because no one ever writes things like this intentionally because it is funny, despite not believing it themselves.

That isn't sarcasm. I'm super serious.

Well, if he did it for the lulz, then Anonymous can learn a thing or two from him, as that site is one epic troll!

 

[[guys_its_ok]]

]Truthism!

Apparently, she actually believes all of this, for real.

I had a friend, well more of an associate, who was a pretty cool guy. He was funny, good bass player, very artistic and a nice guy. Then I found out he smoked pot. I could't believe it. It's always the last one you suspect.

Bold Emphasis mine. After describing him, how could you NOT think he smoked a little dope now and then?

Haha, That's what I was thinking!

 

[mrsultana]

My dad is a very intelligent, logical, and educated guy, three different degrees and a doctorate, and senior partner at the large law firm he founded. On the day I graduated with two degrees in biology, he said something to the effect, "I just hope my money didn't pay for any of that evolution nonsense!"
My jaw dropped.

 

[Korten12]

My dad is a very intelligent, logical, and educated guy, three different degrees and a doctorate, and senior partner at the large law firm he founded. On the day I graduated with two degrees in biology, he said something to the effect, "I just hope my money didn't pay for any of that evolution nonsense!"
My jaw dropped.

I knew this was bound to happen when I saw this thread, okay while I understand why your jaw dropped, I wouldn't say that nesscarly goes in this thread. (I am going to try to not make a big deal out of it.)

Why? becuase someone not believe evolution isn't on the same level as someone believing such things as like

Scientology, Truthism, or the 2012 threory.

but what I honestly want to say, while it technicaly would fit in this topic, how you stated some people (slightly like me) could take offense to that.

 

[Something Amyss]

I met someone who I thought was pretty cool, but when he found out one of my friends was a lesbian he was disgusted and said he didn't want to hang around with me when she was around. I told him if that's how it was then he shouldn't hang around with me full-stop. Didn't hear from him ever again.

You're better off, then.

I've dealt with a lot of people I didn't know were homophobic. And like at least one other person, people are surprised I like RPGs. Same with Pro Wrestling (And no, I'm not ashamed of that).

I'm usually the one that drops a shocker, it seems. I tend to blend in with the background and people assume I'm like-minded. What ever happened to being friends or just being friendly?

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

A lot of former close friends are pretty big homophobes, while quite a few people I know are complete morons who try to act smart. Leads to a lot of this.

 

[dex-dex]

a girl who worked with my mum believe that from my appearance that i would be covered in tattoos and be a total bad ass and a complete angst teenager
I may also state that she is a dumbass.

 

[milkkart]

People who think 9/11 was a hoax. And holocaust deniers.

Can you please explain how it is possible for the ground zero site to have molten metal on the remains of the steel spines?
And don't say it was the aviation fuel, it does not burn NEARLY as hot enough.

Ps. Don't think I'm denying that it was a fucking tragedy.

see this: http://www.debunking911.com/moltensteel.htm

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

Spoiler: Im Not sure this stuff counts.

people are suprised when I say I don't do pot (or wahtever drug makes you high)

No, Im just not all there most of the time.

also, there was this one chick who was so damn paranoid being near her makes want to punch the stupid out of her. Now, Im not THAT tall, but in middle school I was a lot taller than most people, while At the same time being younger than people in the grade behind me (who, of course, were also shorter.) so, Ms. paranoid made a comment about me using steroids. I looked at her and said "What the FUCK!?" and ranted her out for my intolerance for morons had gotten the better of me. she became even more paranoid. whatcha gonna do?

then My personal favorite: people genuinely think im a mute.

when I finally decide to actually say something with my VOICE, peoples reactions are both varied and hilarious.

also, I have a friend who is gay. I thought he was joking, do to the hilarious and loud "X, I LOVE YOU!". Especially since his name is romeo

It was... Awkward afterwords. it seems it WAS a joke, but the fact his name is romeo isn't whats supposed to funny, apparently.

It was a bit surpising.

 

[Legendsmith]

Im not THAT tall, but in middle school I was a lot taller than most people, while At the same time being younger than people in the grade behind me (who, of course, were also shorter.)

then My personal favorite: people genuinely think im a mute.

when I finally decide to actually say something with my VOICE, peoples reactions are both varied and hilarious.

I know a guy like this. When we were in years 7 to 9, we would only talk when teh teacher asked him something. But that wasn't often. However, he talks more now. (he's still taller than me though).

 

[dark_paladin_Quest]

I had a friend, well more of an associate, who was a pretty cool guy. He was funny, good bass player, very artistic and a nice guy. Then I found out he smoked pot. I could't believe it. It's always the last one you suspect.

I think an Artistic Bass Player fits the pot smoking demographic perfectly but oh well.

OT- an ex girlfriend of mine thought that you would be killed if someone damaged your Achilles tendon after hearing the Iliad....it took me 2 hours to explain the concept to her,such a silly girl

 

[Jimson]

I always thought this friend of mine (who is 16 and I am 21) Was a hardcore lesbian, so I never thought much of it when she would always hang all over me, because I saw her do it with other male friends, and I always have weird friends with odd social boundaries.

Imagine my surprise when she tells me she's bi, and asks if I would be ok with fucking a 16 yr old?

 

[crazyguy668]

People who think 9/11 was a hoax. And holocaust deniers.

Can you please explain how it is possible for the ground zero site to have molten metal on the remains of the steel spines?
And don't say it was the aviation fuel, it does not burn NEARLY as hot enough.

Ps. Don't think I'm denying that it was a fucking tragedy.

see this: http://www.debunking911.com/moltensteel.htm

you beat me to it... WAIT, the page you linked to is missing!!!!!

the thing is, there wasn't any puddles of previously melted steel/iron, what made them collapse was the heat did not melt the metal but made it expand/ become deformed, enough to make the building collapse. there is small amounts of partially melted steel(i think), but it never completely melted.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I had a friend, well more of an associate, who was a pretty cool guy. He was funny, good bass player, very artistic and a nice guy. Then I found out he smoked pot. I could't believe it. It's always the last one you suspect.

He's not your friend anymore over it?

I know a guywho thinks he's the most liberal person ever. He, however, does not tolerate people's views when they are less liberal than his.

 

[similar.squirrel]

There was a really conservative guy in my history class, back at school. I think it may have been a charade, seeing as he came out with things like 'I'm naming my children Margaret and Ronald' and 'I'd rather my children smoked than didn't go to church'.
Anyway, he drank like a fish and routinely passed out on nights out. And when I last met him in a club, he scabbed a cigarette from me.
Funny, coming from such a straight-laced and allegedly clean-living guy.

 

[Shockolate]

Guy in my age group at school who was perfect academically, especially in the sciences.

He took Chemistry, Physics, and Biology all at the same time and was never wrong, save for one technicality that he argued over for days. Ace'd his tests, presentations were flawless, exams were perfect. It seemed he really loved science.

Turns out he's a creationist.

Yeah....weird....